"Alright, let's go!" Zero said, taking out a long cable. "What're you guys doing?" Samus asked. "System integrations, basically Zero and I will become one person, with my personality being dominate but multiplying our skills exponentially." Rock replied, before taking out the other half of the cable. "Alright, once we do this, we'll be together until one of us wants to split back up, so make sure you take good care of whoever leaves their body Samus" Zero commanded the bounty hunter. "Alright, just be careful, because I'm guessing this means that if the body you're in is destroyed, both of you die" Samus pleaded. "It'll be fine Samus" Rock tried to reassure her as he connected his cable to Zero's. "Alright, system integration in three, two, one" Zero and Rock said simultaneously.
Pit quickly fell out of the sky and fell unconscious as cinnamon rushed over to heal him again. That's when The Villager noticed cinnamon, and how they were getting back up and he formulated a plan. "Alright, who's tired of sixty-five percent power?" he asked as Samus joined the fight with Pit, to buy Rock and Zero some time. "Over-clock power suit 85 percent" she communicated to the Galactic Federation. "But Samus, the heat and electricity generated will destroy you if you do that for long enough!" The Leader replied, "Some people are worth dying for" she answered him. "Alright, you heard her, 85 percent! Go! Go! Go!" Samus heard through the intercom as she felt herself get a substantial power and speed boost. "This is for Rock!" Samus said as she swiftly punched The Villager in the stomach, surprising him and slightly damaging him. "Well looks like this old bitch has some new tricks!" The Villager said as he quickly uppercut her.
Pit slashed at The Villager's back as Samus fired a Zero Laser, but the slash didn't affect him and in his heightened form he was strong enough to pocket the Zero Laser. "Fuck!" Samus thought "I just gave him my most powerful weapon, overclocked 85 percent," she then knew what she had to do. "Overclock the suit 100 percent" she said as The Villager fired the Zero Laser back at her. "But Samus-"she heard "JUST DO IT" she practically screamed into the microphone. She then fired a 100 percent Zero Laser, which overtook the 75 percent laser and consumed The Villager. "That… was… for… Rock…" Samus said as she almost died, but only fell unconscious and was started to be worked on by Cinnamon as The Villager underwent his last and fastest power increase. "System integration done! I'm going to deck you in the schnoz" Zero X said to The Villager as he removed the cable from the shell of Rock" Wow, that's a new one" The Villager said to Rock as he started to heal himself, the overclocked Zero Laser actually dealing slight damage. "Wow, this feels incredible" Zero X said as he ran around and tried out his motors with punches and kicks. "Wait a minute, Samus!" Zero X said as he rushed towards her. "She's in extremely bad shape, I don't even know if I can save her" Cinnamon reported as she almost by chance sparked life into Samus. "Rock… I had to… Save us…" Samus whimpered weakly. "Samus, save your strength, you can still live" Zero X told the delusional bounty hunter. "No… I can't… my organs are fried… and burnt…I… love…" Samus whispered as she died and The Villager completed his last power up. "Time for you all to die!" The Villager said as he killed Cinnamon with an axe thrown faster than sound.
"No" Zero X said as he dashed towards The Villager and punched him in the face with enough force to split the earth in half. "I'm going to gut you, burn your corpse, and feed the ashes to a pig which I'll then BLOW THE FUCK UP" Zero X said as he rushed towards The Villager. "Oh, I might get a good fight in this form after all" The Villager said more to himself than to anyone else. He then started in epic combat with Zero X, with blasts being met with pellets and both moving faster than sound itself. "Mega Slicer, FIRE!" Zero X said as he fired two Mega Slicers at The Villager, which he pocketed. The Villager then chopped Zero X in the side but was narrowly dodged only meeting minor damage. "Wow, they're almost equals" Pit said aloud, watching the battle. The two met with several earth shattering punches and kicks and blocks as The Villager popped up a huge, magma tree. "Relax, Relax Zero" The Villager said as he landed an axe chop right into Zero X's middle. "No, we can't lose, we have to use that attack" Zero and Rock thought at the same time. "But it takes five minutes to charge" they both thought, just then, Pit rushed over and hit The Villager with as much force as possible, knocking him back several hundred meters. "I sensed you need help, what do I do?" Pit questioned. "I have an attack that'll beat him for sure, but it takes five minutes to charge and considering how badly he was kicking my ass… I'm sure you can handle it" Zero X finished. "Alright, the least I can do is try" Pit said as he rushed back into battle. "Alright, ultimate planetary energy bomb" Zero X thought charging up the aforementioned attack to finally end The Villager's reign. "Just shoot the attack already!" Pit called, getting beaten the ever-living crap out of. "I can't, it isn't finished yet!" Zero X called over. "How long has it been" Pit asked. "Four minutes and fifty-eight… done!" Zero X said, shooting The Villager with his most powerful attack. "If there are two things I regret on my deathbed, it's not killing more innocents and that I'm dying" The Villager thought as what he thought was death overwhelms him. "Well, lots of people died, people we loved, but we have to remember this, and we might be able to bring them back before Master Hand and Palutena's barrier comes down." Pit tried to console the Rock part of Zero X, and then they heard something that meant the world was going to end. "Oh I'm feeling really good about my life right now" They heard The Villager call, as he send a boomerang version of the Mega Slicer at Pit, cutting him in half and rebounding back to The Villager, as he pocket it again. "And her" The Villager said, blowing Samus' body into pixels.
