a/n: Woot! Woot! Hey, hola, and Buenos dias thanx so much for the reviews Vampires-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, akastuki, VampireprincessSakura, xXYour Bleeding Emo PrincessXx, SilverxWolf, UnlovedAliceCullen, I Spaz With Pizzazz and c3c-shal-pon-ALL, I luvs you people! Well Here it is! Dun dun dun! Chappie numbah 12!
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They were everywhere, hundreds and thousands of them with their evil black circled eyes and striped tails their fangs shining brightly, I ran for my life! But it seemed like I was going nowhere!
Suddenly there was a huge one! And it came right for me! But I didn't see the cliff that I was running toward, I flew right off of it and I landed with a thump and the beast followed me!! Demon beast!! It went black and I couldn't see anything it felt like I was covered by a heavy aura and I barely saw it but the beast lunged for me and I managed to grab it's neck, "Beast!! Beast!! Back you where you came!! Go back to the leprocons!!"
"SAKURA!! STOP!! SAKURA!!"
Oh no the beast knew my name!! I was forever cursed!
"Racoons!! Ahhhhhhhh!! Evil raccoons want to eat me!!"
"SAKURA WAKE UP!!"
I opened my eyes and I noticed that I was covered with a blanket and I was holding Sasuke by the neck. "Hey you're not a raccoon!"
"Damn right I'm not!"
I looked over and I saw that the 'cliff' I had fallen over was actually the bed and the evil aura was actually the blanket.
"Hey you can let me go anytime now!!" I threw him to the floor and he twitched.
He sat up and rubbed his head, "That is the Last time I'm giving you ice cream before bed!!"
"Oh you're just angry cuz I have awesome raccoon fighting powers and you don't!" I stuck my tongue out at him, "Blah!"
"Yeah right, anyways Naruto called me and he wants me to go to the skate park with him so if you're going hurry up and get ready." He walked out of the room and went straight for his.
"Rodger that Mr. Butt!" I put my hand up in a sailor salute and that made Sasuke even more peeved since he slammed the door in response, I wonder why he is grumpy today hmm…? Time to investigate!
I got up and I didn't see that I had the blanket tied around my feet and I fell—no rolled into the damn closet!
"Aiya! Stupid blanket! I will have my revenge!" I punched it and threw it behind me to show that I wasn't kidding, big mistake, I heard rumbling coming from behind I looked and there was suddenly an avalanche of clothes coming right toward me!
"Ahh! Run away!" but before I could even get out of the way it went dark and I was being eaten alive by the clothes!!
"Sakura?" I heard my name being called and my head popped out from the pile of clothes, "Sakura what was that?"
It was Sasuke's voice, if he saw what happened he'd kill me for sure! "Uh… nothing! What was what?" I started to rake and push the heap of clothes back into the closet when something caught the corner of my eye, it was a blue rubber ball.
"Mine I saw it first!!" I pounced and it hit the wall it was REALLY bouncy!! I shifted into my wolfie form I swiped it with my paw and it went flying out the door, I went after it and I didn't even notice that I was running straight into Itachis' room I only had my eye on the ball and when it smashed into a door… I unfortunately went crashing along with it.
"Ahhh!! No brakes!! No brakes!!" and that was how a door was lost that morning. I perked up from under all the bits and pieces of wood scattered across the floor and I spotted my prey, it stopped by the foot of a bed.
"Haha! I got you now!" I jumped on it and I caught it buahaha! I blinked and looked up, there before me were two big and red and dare I say VERY pissed off eyes.
"Holy Crap!!" I had just noticed that I was in the lair of the demon weasel. "hadabdaI-Ita-Itachi!" I started to panic and back up but I hit the wall he came out of the dark and I saw that he was a wolf too!
"NO Way how the heck are YOU a wolf!!" I decided that I wasn't gonna let him intimidate me! No weasel is gonna get the best of me!!
But that was before I saw how big the mother tucker was! He was huge! A lot bigger than any other wolf I had seen.
"Dude! Are you on steroids?!"
He snarled and lunged for me but I dodged and he ended up eating the wall instead! haha! I ran out the door and into Sasukes' room. I looked around and he wasn't there, "Saucy?! Where'd you go?"
It then hit me… "The Skate park!" I ran into the room and hit my iHome then Before I Forget by Slipknot started to blast from the speakers.
I ran into the closet and dove into the pile of clothes trying to find something useful to wear cuz combat boots were Not gonna help me this time. I decided to wear my Black chained capris and my HIM t-shirt along with my two belts and wristband; I finally found my shoes after an eternity, I grabbed the skateboard and ran out the door.
"Ooooh when I see that ass tard he is dead!!"Once I got to the street I threw the board on the ground and jumped on it, there was a huge hill and I could see the skate park from there. And what do ya know? There was the spiky haired teme, I pushed off and I was headed down the hill, that good for nothing is gonna pay for ditching me And leaving me to his brothers mercy.
I made a sharp turn and had to slide against the floor with my hand so that I wouldn't fall over and I attacked Sasuke.
"You little nabagushca! You ditched me! And your brother almost killed—eh? You're not the butt-munch!" Who the heck was this guy? He sorta looked like Sasuke only he was a bit more how you say dead and emotionless, he was hecka of a lot paler than Sasuke oh yeah and not to mention his hair wasn't spiked that was for sure but it didn't matter! I grabbed him from the collar and shook him, "Who are you?!"
"My name is Sai…" he tilt his head, hey that was my thing!
"Sai?" I Shook my head, "anyway have you seen a butt, that has a hair cut that looks like a chicken?"
"A butt? Um… why would you be looking for a butt?"
I sweat dropped, was this guy for real? "Ok then a person have you seen a person like that?"
"Oh yes he's over there." He pointed over to the ramp and there he was along with Naruto and Hinata.
"Uh… thanks." I let go and marched over to them and then I saw that Sasuke was… was on a leash!
"What the hell… Sasuke?!" I was completely and utterly confuzzled at this.
He looked over and tried to run toward me but Naruto had a strong grip, "Sasuke stay!"
I walked over to them and I wouldn't doubt if I had a visible question mark over my head, "Uh… Naruto?"
Naruto jumped and he turned around, "Hehe um…. Hi there Sakura-chan hehe."
I sighed, "Wow so many questions first of all why the hell did you leave me! Your brother almost ate me!" I pointed at Sasuke, "And secondly why is he on a leash??" I looked over at Naruto.
"Well… Sasuke wouldn't come and they were gonna hold a competition and I knew he would win so I thought that maybe you were asleep ya know and and I didn't know you were coming! So I got a leash and collar and I brought him he kept saying that you were coming but I didn't believe him cuz usually you follow him around like a lost puppy ya know—ow!" I wacked him.
"First of all I DO NOT follow him around like a lost puppy he just so happens to be going in the same direction and what competition?!"
Then Sasuke finally started to explain, "It's a race down the hill and first one down gets some kind of prize."
"Prize? I thought you would've had enough with that?"
"Yeah which was why I was in such a pissy mood this morning, cuz I didn't wanna go and this idiot made me come hence this." He picked up the end of the leash, I nodded.
"Ah Ha! Mystery solved! So that's why! But you still left me all alone and not to mention I almost died!"
"Wait why?" Sasuke stared.
"Uh you're brother is a wolf on steroids man! Why the heck didn't you tell me? He tried to bite my head off… literally!"
He twitched, for a second I thought he was gonna turn on me but instead he stared up at the hill. He stood up and walked passed us but Naruto had him by the leash and didn't let him go any farther than 5 feet.
"Oh no you don't Sasuke! You're gonna win this race and you aren't leaving now! See what you do Sakura! You got him pissed off how he's gonna go kill his brother!"
I shrugged and finally realizing what Naruto said I did the normal thing.
"OW!" I punched his head.
"Hmph! Don't blame me for Sasuke's anger issues I just said that his brother is evil! And plus I don't need him to protect me I can kick Itachis butt any day!!"
I felt a hard shove behind me and I almost fell, I looked over and saw a guy—uh a big guy staring down at me, he was a lot taller than me and he had blue eyes and long blonde hair which was in a half pony tail and had a fringe over his left eye. He was wearing black jeans with 2 studded belts and a black t-shirt with the symbol of a red cloud.
"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
He raised and eye brow and laughed… he laughed at me!
"Why don't you watch it, little girls don't belong at a skateboard race much less this one, so hurry up and go home before you get hurt, un."
Wha-? Did he just? Oh no he didn't!
"Hey you major ego jack ass! I can beat your big mouthed face any day!" I was fuming just cause I was a girl didn't mean I wasn't as good as the guys.
He turned around with murder intent in his eyes, he didn't scare me.
"Oh yeah? Is that a threat? Un." he got right up close to me.
I got closer, "No it's a promise!" just at that moment Sasuke stepped in between us, and glared at the guy, I didn't need protecting! How many times did I have to tell him? But I got the feeling that Sasuke knew this blonde haired jerk. Before I could step up again Sasuke turned around grabbed my hand and pulled me away.
"Hey who was that dude? Do you know him? Why is he such a jerk? Has he ever heard of a pair of scissors?" Sasuke covered my mouth.
"His name is Deidara and I'm telling you don't provoke him, he isn't like us… they're pure blooded wolves, they could kill you in less than a second if they wanted to."
"I'm not afraid of some steroid overdosed wolves." And I really wasn't if I let people or in this case wolves bigger than me take advantage of me then they would push me around like I was nothing.
He put his hands on my shoulders, "And that's what I like about you, you aren't afraid of anything. In any case I don't want you to do anything stupid please." This is the first time I ever heard Sasuke sound so… well flippin' sincere!
"Well you told me a little too late, I already said I was gonna race him and I'm not about to back down now!" I walked passed him and he grabbed my arm, "I don't think so, I'm going to race for you."
I became wide eyed, "No way! Nuh uh! Not a chance! That'll make me look even worse! It's bad enough that they're cutting me down for being a girl! But there no way that I'm gonna let someone else fight my battles for me!" I pulled away, grabbed my board and ran toward the starting line and didn't look back.
"Oh so you were serious, un?" 'Deidara' seemed surprised that I actually arrived.
"Yeah, are you surprised? Dei-chaaan." I gave him a little smile.
"I'm a guy in case you were too stupid to see that, un." He glared at me, I glared right back.
"Well it's hard to tell with your hair and all."
"Heh I'll show you why girls aren't allowed to race, un."
"And I'll show you why you messed with the wrong girl un!"
"Tsk."
"Alright everyone our first race is about to begin!! Ready! Set!... GO!" the cap gun fired and we pushed off the skateboards and down the huge hill. But before I got 5 feet away from the starting line a felt someone pull me back and I fell to the floor I looked up and Sasuke had taken my place in the race (oo it rhymed!)
"SASUKE-TEME!!" I ran up and picked up my board again only to be stopped by the ref, "Sorry only 2 per race."
I glared at him, "You're gonna let me in that race if you don't wanna wake up under a rock!" I didn't let him respond I got on the skateboard and raced down the hill, it wasn't long before I caught up to them and pull up in front of them too.
"Ha! Looks like girls do rock huh?!" I looked back and they both looked in shock mostly Sasuke though.
"Sakura! I told you not to race!"
"And since when do I listen to you?!"
We were reaching the finish line and I could already see Hinata and Naruto by the side lines cheering. There was a big jump right before the finish line and I was too busy arguing with Sasuke that I didn't see Deidara swerving toward me, I hit the ramp the same time he did, I did some mid air flips and once we hit the pavement again Deidara shoved me and made me lose my balance… That idiot! It would have been such a big deal if we weren't going as fast as we were. I fell, no flew off and board and into the hay that lined the hill, I didn't even notice that I rolled before I slammed back first into the hay stacks.
"SAKURA!!" I heard someone yelling my name and I saw that Sasuke was running toward me and so was Hinata and Naruto. I sat up and rubbed my head, my whole body was hurting. I looked over and Deidara was beyond the finish line and he was smirking and laughing at me, "I told you little girls shouldn't race! Un!"
I snapped, "You filthy son of a bitch! You're the one who cheated you're no better that the scum under Naruto's bed!" I was about to lunge for him but I got a sharp pain and I couldn't stand.
"Sakura you're bleeding!" Naruto started yelling and running around in circles, "Ahhh! Saku-chan is hurt someone call the ambulance!"
"Naruto shut up!" I picked up a rock and threw it, it nailed him right on the head and he stopped and toppled over, Bulls eye!
I felt a trickle going down my leg, I looked over and saw that I was bleeding… a lot. My leg had a huge cut in it.
"Ehh! I bleed! Damn it!"
"Calm down Sakura or else you'll bleed to death!"
"Hinata!"
"Hehe just kidding! You should get a bandage though."
"I want a bandaid!"
"A bandaid isn't big enough!"
"I don't care I want—hey where'd Saucy go?"
I looked around, I didn't even notice that Sasuke left, what was with him today?
"Eh Naruto you mind giving me a ride? Sasuke ditched me again." He was still on the ground twitching, "S-sure S-Saku-chan." We got in his car and Hinata didn't stop teasing me about my wipe-out.
"Hahaha! You got pwned!"
"It wasn't my fault! I flew I didn't fall remember that!"
"Hey that's what I did! You can't fly!"
"I got attacked by gravity, pavement, and hay stacks!"
"Well I was attacked by a parking bumper and I flew!"
"Grr!"
After arguing during the entire car ride, we finally got home and I didn't want them to get hearing aids cuz of Sasuke and me yelling like I'm sure we were going to.
I had a towel over my cut leg and went to my room, I washed the dirt away and man did that flipping sting! I just noticed how bad it was it didn't stop bleeding and I was in pain!
I looked all over the stinkin bathroom for a bandage and I didn't find anything buuut since this was Saucy's house he must know where they were right? Right!
I limped over to his bedroom and all was…quiet.
"SAUCY! I need medical assistance! My leg hurts!!" I barged into the room and Sasuke was sitting on the bed with his head on his hands, "Saucy?" I limped over to him and he opened his eyes and stared at me, holy—his eyes were red! Like blood red!
"Get….out…." he was growing and talking at the same time.
I backed away I was freaked! This wasn't normal!
"Well obviously! You idiot!"
"Hey I'm not an idiot I'm just a good observer!"
"Something's seriously not right, wolves don't have eyes like that not even Itachi's were like that."
I looked over and there were the bandages, I picked them up and headed for my room I put them on, took some pain killers and laid on my bed… I took out my Emily the Strange journal and wrote down random stuff… mostly doodled. I started to write about the stuff that happened with Sasuke, I actually
remembered everything, I don't even know why I was writing only about Sasuke… I was clearly losing my mind.
I actually started to fall asleep and I eventually did, I woke up and it was dark already I heard someone downstairs. I got up and I couldn't stand on my foot so I did the smart thing I hopped! I looked over the stair and Sasuke was going through the fridge. I sneaked down the stairs and I walked toward him…
"Hi Sasuke! Watcha dooooin?"
"Ahh!" haha! He Jumped! He threw something up and it shattered, suddenly there was red stuff all over the floor.
"OOO Saucy you spilt kool-aid all over the floor! You're gonna have to clean that up ya know. Yuck that kool-aid stinks!"
"Sakura! What are you doing up so late?!"
"Late? It's only 8." I tilt my head. "Ehh…"
"Sakura? Are you okay?"
"Oh em gee Becky we should have a party!"
"Eh? A party? Why?"
"Cause I'm bored! Can we please!!"
"Oy Sasuke your pin ball game thing isn't working!" I heard Naruto's voice I looked over and he was walking out of the game room along with Hinata.
"EH?! Hey they're here? Why didn't you tell me! HInata!" I ran over and glomped her. "It's been horrible! Sacuy's been such a butt munch to me! OMG you know what we should do?!
"What? What? What?"
"We... should… have… a party!!"
"Yeah! Sasuke can we?!"
"Sigh."
--The next morning—
"Saucy I need food!!" I was laying on my coffin shaped Nightmare before Christmas pillow.
"Then come down and get some!" I heard him yell from downstairs.
I rolled over and now my face was facing the door and my arm was hanging off the bed, "But I'm injured!"
"I don't care get down here!"
"Ok Mom!"
"What did you say?!"
"Nothing!" grr, I got up and rolled over and opened my eyes.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"
I flew backward and landed on something or rather… someone.
"NARUTO!! What are you doing here?!"
"Uh hu? Me? We slept over remember? We were watching Sweeny Todd and you passed out!"
"Then whose on the bed?" I peeked my head over and my face was slammed with a pillow.
I was twitching on the floor, "H-Hinata?"
"Yeah! Why'd you yell!? I was sleepin!"
"Well maybe if I had a little warning I wouldn't have yelled!"
"Grr what time is it anyway?" I looked at my Nightmare Before Christmas Clock, "It is… 11."
Hinata stood up and stretched, "I… want… coffee!"
"Coffee?" I tilt my head.
"Yeah? Omg Sakura you haven't had coffee??"
"Nu I wasn't allowed to, something about caffine."
"Uh… oh… yeah never mind coffee is bad!"
"Then if it's bad why do you want some?"
"Um… I don't! Not anymore."
"Ok so how about we go out and buy the stuff we'll need for the party?" Naruto stood up.
Alright lets go… but can I get some food first?" Naruto Rubbed his stomach, "I would kill for some ramen right now believe it."
"Well as long as you don't kill us."
"Haha never… you are my boredom killers!"
We headed out, we didn't even bother telling Sasuke ,it had been awhile since I had some friend time with Hinata and Naruto, first we went to this huge store we got 3 carts, one for each of us.
I found an army cap on one of the racks and put it on. I got a baseball ball and was bouncing it off the palm of my hand.
"Alright People we are on a very important mission! Operation: Pirate! Now we have got carts and we have 20 minutes to get as much food and supplies as we can for the party alright BUT Naruto you aren't allowed to only get ramen and Hinata you aren't allowed to only get purple things understand!?"
"What Why?!" they both said in unison.
"I said understand?!" I pointed the bat at them.
"Yes Ma'am!"
"Alright ready?! Go!! Attack the food! All prisoners! Go! Go! Go!!"
We were off, I went straight, Naruto went to the right and Hinata went to the left. I ran as fast as I could slowly dodging the other people trying to find their food, I grabbed everything I could that looked good; poptarts, waffles, toaster struddles, cookies, cake, party favors, and so much ice cream it almost took up the whole cart. We met back at the line to pay and of course Naruto had almost all ramen but at least he had some other food like cupcakes! And he also got some… party hats?
"You think people will actually wear those?"
"Well if they're like us then… yeah!" Naruto gave a peace sign.
"Well you've got a point! Good work!" I gave him a salute.
"What have you got Hinata?"
"Roger! I gots pocky, marshmallows, sticks, cookie dough and an eggplant!"
"Wha--? An eggplant why the heck do you have an eggplant?!"
"It's purple…"
"Hmm… good point! It is! Good work!"
The line was fast and before we knew it we were 2 people behind, we put everything on the treadmill of food and then it hit me.
"Oh no! where's the jello?!" I started to panic, "We can't have a party without jello… I left it by the soup section!"
"Well then Run Saku Run!!" and I did I sprinted toward the aisle, but I could get there faster if I cut through the freezer isle, it was right across from the exit.
But what I didn't see was the wet floor sign and I slid! Stupid illegible warning signs! I spun around so many times I was dizzy and all I saw were a bunch of blurry images. Suddenly I felt like a hit something I was fell and hit my head on something hard.
"Owie what was that?" I rubbed my head and looked behind me and I became wide-eyed I had crashed into a giant pyramid of soup cans. It loomed over me like an avalanche about to fly. (Big words huh?)
"Eya!! Run away!" I crawled up and started to run, the cans fells over and I slipped on one and I crashed into somebody or should I say somebodys.
"Clean up on aisle 3—Sasuke?" I looked the other way…"Sai?"
"Sakura! What are you doing here!?" Sasuke was red, I could tell he was really angry.
"Sakura-san? That's your name?"
"Hey whose that guy?!"
The cans were everywhere and an employee came running toward us and he was fuming mad!
"Hey what happened here?!"
"Ahhh! Sasuke I'll explain later and Sai looks like you're gonna be part of this." I grabbed both their hands and started running toward the exit where Naruto and Hinata were waiting for me with bags in their arms.
"Saku—" Naruto Started.
"No time to explain just run!!" I looked over my shoulder and the employee was running after us. Today was just not my day.
"What did you do now!?" Hinata was running at full speed.
"Gravity and cans don't mix!"
We flew into the cars and I was under two people… Sai and Sasuke.
"You guys are heavy get off!!" I tried to move but the damn car was too small to move. Naruto was driving Sasuke's car and Hinata took hers (Hinata's car was too full of the bags of food that no living creature coulds survive in it).
We got to the house and when Naruto opened the door we literally spilled out of it.
"What were you doing at the store?!" I pointed to Sasuke.
"Getting the stuff for your party!"
"Oh right I knew that!... now how about you!" I pointed to Sai.
"Um… I was getting some pocky… and now I am not sure what I am doing here."
"Dude you're like a mother tucking robot! That's it I'm gonna take you to get coffee! Hey you guys set up the party for us please this guy needs caffine oh and call everyone up and tell them… it's gonna be a costume party!"
"A costume party?!" everyone said it in unison only Sasuke sounded distraught while Naruto and Hinata sounded really excited.
"Yeah we'll be back later!" I tugged Sai to the nearest coffee shop, I never had coffee so I didn't know what to order and neither did he so we just asked for the one with caffeine and they made us some brownish goop.
I tried it and It tasted reeeeaaaaalllly good, we had more than I think we should have had.
--2 hours later—
I opened the door and everything was set up there was a mix of themes n the room some of it was pirate the other vampire another ninja it was so fright!
"Heyguyswe'rebackomgyouwouldntbelieveitbuttheresacoffeeshoplike2blocksfromherethebrowniesarelikereallyreallyreallygooddidyouknowthatdidyoudidyou??"
Hinata came up to me and put a hand on my shoulder, "Sakura did you by any chance have any coffee while you were there?"
"NoMaybeYes5cupsWhy?"
"Uh… yeah I'll take care of this, come here Sakura." Sasuke was walking toward me and by the look on his face I knew it wasn't something good.
"No Way Uchiha you'll never take me alive!" but he did anyway damn boy! He picked me up and slung me over his shoulder.
"What the--! Hey put me down! Put me down now!!" I was wailing my arms and legs around and… it wasn't working.
He threw me into my room and slammed the door in my face.
"Hey you can't do this! I refuse to be a prisoner! Let me out!" I turned into my wolf form and I howled and scratched at the door. No one was gonna keep me locked up not ever Saucy!! "Let me out!!"
"No." just that word, and I heard nothing else. I heard the door bell ring a few times and I heard music. How could they start the party without me?! Just cuz I had a little too much caffeine and they lock me away! Well I wasn't gonna have none of it I tells you!
Grr I was going down to the party whether they wanted me or not… but first I had to fine a costume. I looked over to the closet and dove into it without fear! I rummaged out some random stuff and I found… a box. It had a tag on it, it read, "Don't overdo it. –Sasuke."
I tilt my head and ripped the box apart, inside there were black poofy looking pants and a white T-shirt with black cross bones on it with a red collar around the neck of the shirt and there was also a little red and black cross boned bandana…. It was a pirate maiden costume! When I picked it out there was a cat tail and cat ears…. WHAT?! Grr I got the outfit and my faithful scissors, yes I bought scissors! I cut and ripped it. I looked over at the mattress, the sheets, and the big pole that was once holding up the clothes in the closet and got an idea. I stabbed the mattress in the middle with the pole and tied the sheets around it. I stared down the door and kicked it with my foot and the door slammed open, "Success!"
5 minutes later the mattress was on the edge of the stairs. I was standing on the mattress plastic sword in hand, the bandana tied around my head, my wolf ears and tail out, my neat poofy pants were spiked on the bottom and now they were capris. My long white shirt, the sleeves and bottom spiked and it was now a mid drift with a black and white striped shirt underneath. Suddenly the Pirates of the Caribbean theme started to blast from the stereo, perfect timing.
"Un guard! Yee vasty ninjas! I have gone to the pirates and there's nothing you can do about it! Buhahaha…ha?" the mattress was moving back and forth and them… gravity took over the mattress started sliding down the stairs.
Sasuke looked over wide-eyed and so did everyone else, "Ah! Sakura what are you doing?!"
Too late the mattress slide down the stairs at full speed me trying to keep my balance (so glad I knew how to skateboard) "Ahh! Sasuke get out of the way!" he didn't, the mattress crashed into him then the wall, I closed my eyes and noticed that I was being held… but not by Sasuke.
"Sai! Let go!! Avast! Before I stab you with this Butcher knife!" I grabbed it off the table. Naruto came over and took it away and gave me a butter knife, "I mean this butter knife!" Hinata came over afterward and took it away and gave me a spoon, "Don't make me stab you with this spoon!... C'mon a spoon?! Why not a spork I mean a spork has pointy ends!
"But I did nothing wrong! You were going to be crushed by the mattress!"
"So?! Hmph!" my ears twitched, and I went over and sat on chair near the table. I took a caprisun and sipped on it.
"Hey Saku –chan!" I heard Naruto and I turned my head just in time to see him try to jump sit on the table only to have the table fall over when he jumped on it… we started to burst out laughing we couldn't stop.
I stood up and called everyone, "Alright everyone Sakura here to teach you about table safety as you just saw in an event that should never be repeated at home you saw Naruto jump onto a table
resulting," I bent down and picked off the leg, "In the breaking of a metal table leg, 2 ninjas lost their lives from this… and um a um small puppy was ran over subsequently. So um the moral of this is um don't jump on tables." Naruto suddenly jumped in front of me, "Just don't do it! Just don't do it! Just don't do it!" I pushed him away.
"Yeah that neither."
Everyone started to laugh again and I noticed that Sasuke was still under the mattress. "Prepared to be pwned Sasuke!" I ran over threw the mattress to the side and sat on him.
"Gah! Sakura get off get off!!" Sasuke wasn't gonna get up I wouldn't allow it!
Sai stepped in, "Sasuke-san may I ask why are you red?"
"Hahahaha! Sasuke's blushing!" Naruto and Ino started to laugh.
"Eh you're so troublesome." I looked over and Shikamaru was slumped on the couch next to Temari who was staring at us.
Hinata came out of the kitchen eating some pasta.
"Hey! I want some!" I was still sitting on Sasuke. "Hey Naruto, come here." Naruto tilt his head and came, I quickly tripped him and held him down, "There you go Hinata come take a seat and share some of that with me!" I sat back on Sasuke… he looked annoyed haha.
Hinata reluctantly sat on Naruto. "Hey Hinata did you ever notice that people never eat pasta with their fingers, I mean they might do it at home but they never do it in public ya know? It's like we're at a restaurant and there's only one noodle left and no one wants to pick it up and it's too small and trivial for a fork to pick it up and it just sits there and sits there and it gets stale and no one wants it and then the waiter comes to take it away and you're like 'Whoa Whoa I'm still eating that!'"
Hinata nodded her head, "Yeah I feel sorry for the poor thing."
"Anyway are you gonna finish that?" I didn't wait for an answer I picked off the last pieces and slurped it up. "Yipe!" the noodle hit my nose and I went cross eyed trying to find it. Sai came over and wipe my nose off… The hell?! I bite the napkin and in the process bit Sai and I didn't let go.
"Ahh! Sakura-san what are you doing?!"
I was blank-eyed, and I mumbled, "If you touch me you're gonna get bit."
Shikamaru and Ino spoke up, "Hey when are you going to the Ski resort? Ya know it expires day after tomorrow."
"Eya! Are you kidding me?!" Saucy why didn't you tell me c'mon we gotta pack! Oh no and I just remembered school starts again next week!! Hey everyone we have a mission help us pack! Cuz you guys are coming with!"
"W-What? Are you cereal Saku-Chan we can come?!"
"Yeah you better hurry up!" It was gonna be time for a new adventure! New dangers! New mysteries! New ways to get in trouble! Oh man this trip was gonna be a blast!
a/n: Hey you people who read fanfics! How was it? Well I hope you liked! It's time for another readers pick! What do you want to happen when their at the ski/ hot spring resort? If your idea is wacked up or random enough it'll be part of the story with your name on it wink so until I get you're ideas Saku over and out!
