There will be A LOT of errors in this chapter. I am sorry. I didn't use anyone's ideas because I knew that I needed to end this story soon. So I wrote this in preparation for the last and final chapter. I just wanted to say I love you all and that if this chapter sucked, I just wanted you to know I tried.
Thanks and enjoy!
-Kh920
BLEACH
Toshiro was charged. Energy like this did not come everyday. Ideas flooded his brain.
But first...
Toshiro looked around. Momo lie on her bed, snoring like a hippo. Toshiro smiled evilly and picked up the t.v remote. He gathered strength and prepared to lunge it at the window...
WAIT
Toshiro stopped abruptly. He flew to Momo's desk, grabbed an ink pot and went over to Momo. He dipped his whole hand into the ink and spread it randomly across her face. Toshiro snorted.
"Hee." he giggled.
OH! And the final touch...
Carefully, he wrote one big word across her forehead.
HOOTERS.
Toshiro smiled. He wiped his hand on Momos white sheets and carelessly dropped the ink pot onto the carpet. Satisfied, he grabbed the remote once again and lunged it at the window. It shattered swiftly and Toshiro launched himself at the window and into the night.
Meanwhile in the next room, Momo woke with a start.
"PAPERWORK!" she screamed. "PAPPERRRWORRRRK"
She looked around. Oh. She was in her room in 5th division. Momo groaned. Ever since they got back from Ichigo's, it was paperwork this and paperwork that.
"Shiro...?" she groaned.
There was no answer. Slowly, she slipped out of bed, not noticing the ink plastered everywhere, and dragged herself into the living. What she saw nearly made her faint. There was poop all over the couches, with random puddles across the carpet. Toilet paper was hanging from the ceiling fans and the t.v. Chocolate bar wrappers also littered the carpet.
He found my candy...THAT BASTARD!
Finally, Momo noticed the smashed window. He was gone.
I should of known locking him indoors wouldn't do any good.
She viewed her surroundings. She could handle this calmly, she could. She turned to grab her jacket when she spotted her drawer. The contents had been thrown everywhere and, Momo, noticed, her underwear drawer was empty. Horror gripped Momo.
No...
"SHHHHHHIIIIRRROOOOOOO- CHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!"
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Toshiro eyed the small building distastefully.
" What a shabby piece o' shit!"
I could set this building on fire right now...
Shrugging, Toshiro stepped inside the small bar.
There were very many soul reapers inside. They were all drinking heavily. Toshiro spotted a certain red haired someone and walked over to him. He sat on the stool next to him.
"OI, you horses ass, get me a drink."
Renji immediately started to twitch.
"LISTEN YOU LITTLE-."
There was a very long pause.
"Are those underwear on your head?"
Toshiro patted the fabric on his head appreciatively.
"YEP! Like the bears? There Momo's favourite. I'll give you your own pair if you get me a drink."
Toshiro took out a bunch of underwear from his robe and stroked them, grinning at Renji. Renji blushed. He continued to stroke them and groaned.
"I-I uh-bu- er..."
He he...hooters.
"Here."
Someone handed Toshiro a large beer. Toshiro grinned.
"Here you are sir!"
The soul reaper walked off, stroking the blue underwear that was Momo's.
"Listen..." Toshiro struggled. "Renji. I'm a business man, and I need to make a living."
He took a large gulp of his beer and started to cough violently. He cleared his throat.
"If you take one of these LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL pieces of fabric and give me TWO beers, I'll give you..."
Renji leaned it, totally mesmerized.
Toshiro whispered the word. Renji flew back immediately. He cautiously looked around, then signaled the waiter to get him 2 beers. The waiter handed them to Renji. Renji, blushiing like a madman slid them over to Toshiro.
CHA-CHING. HOLY HELL IT WORKED!
Toshiro grinned wickedly and gulped his drink. Renji held out his hand. Toshiro slapped the fabrics onto them and continued to gulp.
Renji grunted, satisfied and slipped the fabrics into his robe, a silly smile on his face.
Toshiro felt a dim hum in his brain. It felt good...
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"You know" Toshiro drawled. " I dremaed of- of- of having a SON just like you, you know?" Renji nodded, cleary appreciating the comment.
" You- no lie- are a INSPIRATION to me."
The bar was completely full by now. Soul reapers were laughing and screaming with ease. Toshiro slouched on his stool, slightly leaning towards Renji. Renji, likewise, was leaning toward Toshiro.
"Want that olive?" he asked.
Toshiro looked at his olive. He stared at it for 5 minutes before handing it to Renji.
"Loved that olive..."
Renji popped it into his mouth.
" You know- I love her."
Renji nodded.
"You always have kid."
" But does she even LISTEN TO ME? NO! I mean, I want to just- POUR OUT MY HEART TO HER! Will she listen? NO"
Renji patted Shiro's shoulder.
"L-Lis..."
There was a long pause.
Toshiro nodded.
" You're so right."
Toshiro, with a burst of energy, flew onto the table.
" I LOVE YOU HINAMORI MOMO! I LOOOOVEEEE YOU!!"
The door flew open.
"TOSHIRO HISTUGAYA!!"
There was Momo, her hair in a total disaster, her makeup smeared with a huge glare on her face.
" I HATE YOUUUUUUU!!"
Toshiro gulped.
Fuckin A
"BAR FIGHT!"
Toshiro punched Renji. Immediately he responded, punching the nearest person, who happened to be Kyoraku. Chaos erupted with punches and screams. Toshiro watched with satisfaction as Momo got caught into the fray. Suddenly, everything was blurry. Toshiro smiled. He faintly heard someone laugh and say:
" THAT GIRL HAS HOOTERS ON HER FOREHEAD!"
Toshiro laughed.
Nighty night...
There was a loud crash as Toshiro toppled over and banged his head.
BLEACH
One more chapter...one-more-chapter. I just wanted to say... I love everyone who reviewed this story and I have some good news! I will be writing a SEQUEL! SEQUEL SEQUEL!
REVIEW!
-Kh920
