Disclaimer: No X-men that is marvel's is mine.
*^^**^*^*^*^*^*^PRECIOUS PROFNETO*^*^***^*^*^
Xavier: Damn!
Scott: You cussed!
Xavier: So would you if you were in my shoes.
^*^*^*^*^**^^**^**^*^
Two sides. Both considering themselves right.
*^^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^^*
Magneto: I have been dragged into yet another satirical piece of trash!
Dexroth: Hey! Language!
John: I can't believe this is happening. I mean…geez.
^**^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^**^*
Xavier contemplated the fire.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Ray: Couldn't contemplate something more pressing?
Xavier: We will have a talk later.
Rahne: Oooooh…Ray got in trouble.
^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^^**^*^*^*^*^*^**^
Why did he have to be fighting against the man he loved?
*^^*^*^************^*^
Jean: The thought…Ewww!!!!!!!!!
Scott: I'd hate to be a psychic.
Xavier: Extra danger room sessions.
Scott: Hell.
^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^^*^*^*^^**^*^*^*
But why did it have to be this way? Why did he have to love his enemy?
^*^**^**^*^*^*^*^*^^^
Wanda: I suspected as much.
Pietro: I will never look at my father again.
Magneto: GROUNDED! BOTH OF YOU!!!!
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
But unbeknowest to he, Magnus felt the same way, though contemplating a different fire.
*^^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^^*^*^*^
Xavier: We must stop this.
Magneto: I agree. How do we proceed?
*^^*^^*^*^**^^*^^*^^**^*^*^*^^
But Magnus knew their heart would never meet. It was not to be.
*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^
Xavier: She has some sort of device blocking my brain waves…
Beck: *wearing tinfoil hat* Custom made so the aliens can't mess with my head.
Magneto: I will shut off the computer! *tries but fails*
Beck: *smug* I had Forge build me a plastic computer out of potatoes.
Forge: I just finished fixing your fridge. It won't walk off by itself anymore.
^**^*^^*^**^^*^*^*^^**^*^*^^**^*^*^*^*^^*^**^*^
He watched as the fire died. It was like his heart, who pined for love and died at the thought that it would never have it.
*^*^^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Rogue: Wow, lots of reviews this time and- HEY!
Kurt: Vhat?
Rogue: I was tied with Profneto for a Riotr! Why didn't I get another chapter?!
Dexroth: Because Beck wanted to get it over with fast because the thought of writing a romance for a couple of geriatrics makes her cringe.
Beck: Have I told you how much I cherish your work, Dex?
Dexroth: No.
Beck: There must be a good reason for that.
Magneto: Hmmm….ribbetfrog? So that's the source of the evil reviews! I will have my revenge!
^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^^*^*^
Above the town, in the sky, two hearts called but neither would come to the other. They would only come to each other in their dreams. And it was their they shared their kisses.
^^*^**^^^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^*
Forge: Wow! I've got to start making my lab out of potatoes! Bye everybody!
Beck: BYE FORGE! THANKS!!
Xavier: Crazy hippy. Nothing good ever comes from that kid.
Doggy: woof.
Dexroth: Tut tut. I sense hostility. Hey, where is everybody today?
John: Well, since both of the big bosses are the center of this flick, most of them ran off. They didn't want to get roped into danger room sessions or anything.
Dexroth: If they aren't here, they can't be in trouble. I gotcha.
Magneto: I will find a way to destroy the potato computer!
*^^*^^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^^*^*^**^*^*^^
Beck: You two are forgiven. But if you two ever, EVER try to instigate a fight between me and somebody else again, I will find some awful punishment for both of you. Even though it will only last a chapter because I like you guys too much.
Dexroth: Yes mam.
Doggy: Woof.
*^*^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^^**^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^**^
Twelfth chapter! Hope you like it!
