A/N: *sigh* My schedule, as it turns out, is actually not going to get better for a long while. Sorry people, but I will update as much as I can. I want a cookie. *zones out thinking of cookies*

BFF of Author:... LOL! ALL OF YOU PEOPLES SUCK! I GOT TO READ THIS CHAPTER BEFORE ALL OF YOU! HAHA!

A/N: YES! MY BFF ROCKS THAT WAY! DO NOT MESS WITH HER, FOR SHE IS BFF'S WITH THE ALMIGHTY WEILDER OF DUCKTAPE! MWAHAHAHA!

Deidara: Listen, author. All of us characters need to talk to you. BFF, please leave us alone now.

BFF: Fine, but I shall be back!

A/N: What is this?

Bankotsu: An intervention.

Pein: Author, we are tired of you duckaping us, and acting stupid even when you have an extensive vocabulary.

Sensaina: We want you to try and act more mature is all.

Sasori: And please stop with the coughs, several of us have been traumatized by your useless hunting of them.

Deidara: Mostly me!

A/N:... lol What's intervention mean?

All: *Facepalm*

Yeah. Right now I'm with Jakotsu in his room, an hour away from the start of the game. My original intent for ther time spent waiting was to formulate a plan, but Jakotsu likes to talk. Alot.

"Hey Jakotsu, I have a question, if that's okay?" It's been bugging me since the alley way.

Jakotsu looked up, a small expression of curiousity on his face.

"What is it?"

I paused, putting my thoughs in order.

"You and the Akatsuki, you guys don't seem like you would be allies normally. You also seem to have known each other for a really long time, though. I saw you and the others talking together like old pals, even though your personalities clash. How long have you been," I searched for the right word, "close? And, if it's not too invasive, how did your two groups meet?"

Jakotsu looked rather suprised at my mini rant. He paused for a moment, and I could see him considering whether of not to answer.

He finally began.

"The Schinintai and the Akatsuki were always seperate. I grew up with my brothers, and the Akatsuki grew up together. We used to fight violently with each other as wimpy street gangs when we were young, as rivals. Then, Naraku came to town. Naraku is a scientist who experiments on people ruthlessly. Turns them into monsters. Naraku took little nobodies off the street. People nobody would miss. Like little wimpy street gangs. He took both Akatsuki and Schinintai. Those days with him, tortured and worked, were the worst of my and my brothers lives. Pain brought our two gangs together. We stuch together and survived him for two years before breaking out, in a plan that needed both gangs. We formed an alliance of shared pain then, because all of us came out with scars. Some more prominant, like Genkotsu and Zetsu. Others more subtle, like Itachi's eyes and Suikotsu's split personalities, which you have yet to meet. But all painful. It brought us together, and gave us our semi alliance. It could be broken, though. We have, as you said, clashing personalities. Not to mention, we both follow different leaders. Sure, I would do as Pein asked if it was okay with Bankotsu, but if he made one move to gain control over Bankotsu, I wouldn't hesitate to kill him. Even with our shared pain."

I was stunned. I never knew that they had so much history. I really didn't want to be the one to break that alliance of shared pain.

Things were really quiet after that, both of us lost in thought.

Then I was startled as the door creaked open, revealing Kisame.

"It's time." His eyes lingered on me for a moment after his raspy voice faded before leading me out.

Jakotsu stayed behind, not having to leave the hideout until next midnight.

Kisame slowly led me throughout the hideout towards the exit. I quietly looked at his shark features and suddenly felt something I knew he wouldn't appreciate. Pity. I know, I know! That's awful right? Well, I couldn't help it. I mean, being forcibly experimented on. Going in normal, and coming out as a monster. I couldn't even imagine what that would be like.

We came to a stop in front of the metal door leading outside.

"This is where I leave you, girly. You better get out of here fast, we'll be following soon enough." Kisame smirked, obviously thinking that it would be easy to catch up to me.

Then I did some thing that suprised both of us.

I hugged him.

I hugged a giant walking fishstick.

I. Hugged. Him.

Kisame tensed up, and for a brief moment I wondered if he would push me away. And then the giant man softened and wrapped his arms around me, breathing in my hair. Probably smelled like vanilla. That's what everyone who hugs me says.

"Thanks, squirt... You smell like vanilla." I knew it.

I smiled at him once, before opening the metal door and dashing out.

Okay, now I really wish I had made a game plan. I ran out of the alley way before pausing at the corner.

Okay, I have to go somewhere totally unexpected. Somewhere no one would expect me to go. But I have no ride. I think I might have a somewhat idea, but it's out in the country part of Konoha, a fair distance away from the heart of it where I was. I have a solid twenty-four hours to find out how to get there. The buses don't go out there, and besides, I don't exactly want to see Baso again. If he took me they would most likely interrogate him to find out where I went, and even if he didn't exactly help me out at first, I still don't want him to go through torture.

Besides, he'd probably give me away, he wasn't exactly one strong of will from what I'd seen of him. That left a handful of my closest friends that were within walking distance. And I have to get them to give me a car or something to borrow until the gangs could find me and use them as bait to get me to leave with them.

I glanced around, dimly recognising the features of where I was. There is only one of my friends who live here, in the poorer part of town.

Time to call in a solid ya owe me.

A/N: Okay, in the next chapter we see Sensaina leave town on a borrowed ride. From who it is borrowed, we shall see. And where she goes, we shall see. And-

Deidara: Okay! Shuddup already.

A/N: That's it! I have had enough of you characters abusing me. *Throws down keyboard* I quit.

Sasori: Deidara, you idiot! Now who's gonna finish the story so we can move on with our lives?

Deidara: I don't know, and I don't care! I am so sick and tired of her! AND WHAT'S UP WITH ME SAYING UN AND YEAH IN THE STORY, BUT NOT HERE! SHE FAILS AS AN AUTHOR!

A/N: THAT'S IT FOR REAL! I WAS COMING BACK TO APOLOGIZE FOR ACTING SO STUPID AND CHILDISH, BUT FORGET IT NOW! IF I SUCK SO MUCH THEN I QUIT FOR REAL!

Deidara: FINE THEN, GO AWAY ALREADY NO ONE HERE WANTS YOU AROUND ANYWAYS! AND ANOTHER-MMPH!

A/N: I HATE YOU, BUT I LOVE DUCKTAPE! GOODBYE! FORGET IT! RRRRRRR! I MIGHT UPDATE, BUT IT'LL TAKE ALOT TO CONVINCE TO ME TO NOT QUIT!