Naruto hade another mystery. He had just watched "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and one question had been burned into his mind.

"Sensei?" he asked Kakashi, who was feeding swallows at the local park.

"Yes?"

"I have a question."

"It is still unknown if Deidara's a boy or not, children's movie tickets are actually the same price as adult tickets, and Charlie Borwn never does his laundry."

"Ew." Naruto made a face. "That;s not what I wanted to ask."

"Then what did you?"

"Can a five ounce bird really carry a one pound coconut?"

Kakashi grabbed one of the birds he was feeding, and pulled a coconut and a spool of thread out of his shuriken pouch. "Let's find out.

At a random cliff

Kakashi tied the cocnut to the bird's legs. "Okay, watch closely."

Naruto watched as Kakashi tossed the bird in the air. "It's flying!" the blonde cheered as the swallow maintained airborne.

"Uh, no," Kakashi said as the bird plummeted towards the ground.

"AAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!" the bird screamed.

"How can a bird scream?" Naruto asked.

"Sorry. One answer per chapter."