Note: Still very much own nothing Reminder: Nothing is supposed to be offensive, it's just a story

As the band went to celebrate, they ran into Crash's ex-girlfriend. "Hey Crash, how have you been" "Don't talk to me Tawna" "Oh, now that no way to talk to a lady" "Your not a lady, your a slut!" "Don't be so mean Crash" "Mean? Ok lets think on that for a second shall we? A happy couple were having a good time, then one day the girl came with another guy and when that guy threatened the first guy the girl did nothing and left him with a huge scar in his heart!" "That's overreacting Crash" "Am I? Because as I recalled that was the day you said you loved me! We'll I'll tell you this, I got no love out of it, just rejection!" "Come on Crash you think someone as beautiful as me would ever dump you?" "Yes! You have dumped me and it hurt a lot! I thought we were gong to be together, but no you had to go for another guy!" As this all was going on everyone even the rest of the band was watching this. "Just do me a favor, ok? Stay away from me, I'm already taken anyways." "Whatever" Tawna said as she left. Crash then caught up with the rest of the band. "What was that all about?" Spyro asked. "She was the one that broke my heart and left me clueless on what love was. She just thinks she can get all the guys like a 'Miss America idol' or something." Then Stitch developed an idea for a song, to help Crash expose what Tawna really was. And Spyro wanted to try out the keyboard so he got some lessons from Pleakly and they made a deal to switch places after the first part of the song.

Miss America by Styx

Personnel:

Crash- lead guitar, backup vocals

Spyro- bass, keyboards, backup vocals

Sonic- drums

Stitch- lead vocals, rhythm guitar

Pleakly- keyboards, bass, backup vocals

(Pleakly starts on keyboards and Spyro starts on bass)

(The guitars join in)

(Slows down then Crash picks it up on his guitar and as he's doing that Spyro and Pleakly switched instruments)

Stitch: You were the apple of the public's eye as you cut the ribbon at the local mall

A mirage for both you and us. How can this be real?

We love your body in that photograph, your home state sure must be proud

The queen of the United States, or have you lost your crown?

Well aren't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Don't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Won't you

Backup: Miss America, our love

Stitch: Are you really who we think you are?

Or does your smile seem to ware you down?

Is the girl from you once were screaming to jump out?

And the dream that you must live-a disease for which there is no cure

This roller coaster ride you're on won't stop to let you off

We'll aren't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Don't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Won't you

Backup: Miss America, our love

(Spyro's keyboard solo)

(Crash's guitar solo with Stitch saying Miss America repeatedly)

Stitch: Well aren't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Don't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Won't you

Backup: Miss America our, love

Stitch: Well it's true, just take a look- The cover sometimes makes the book

And the judges, do they ever ask to read between your lines

In your cage at the human zoo, they all stop to look at you

Next year, what will you do when you have been forgotten?

Well aren't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Don't you

Backup: Miss America

Stitch: Won't you

Backup: Miss America, our love

(Instrumental with Stitch saying Miss America repeatedly until the end of the song)

Then ever since the song Tawna has not bothered with Crash ever again. They also started to see the Miss America show loose viewers. All because of their song. They felt a little guilty because all they were doing was to exaggerate what Tawna was thinking about herself. Crash was glade it was over and he can be finally happy without a crazed out beauty queen chasing him. The band was trying hard to come up with another song, but it was really hard for them to come up with anything.