Ezra POV:

"What, I'm not pretty enough for you Tony?" Rachel laughed, quirking her eyebrows at him.

"I'm not saying you aren't pretty," Tony commented, seeing the look that Loki was shooting him, "I'm just saying you aren't my type."

Rachel looked at the ceiling, thinking for a second, and then looked the billionaire directly in the eyes. In an instant her blue dress was transformed. The silk of the new dress clung to her chest and flared out at her hips, making them appear wider than the actually were. The slit at the side of the dress went from the floor to just below her hip, and the deep red accentuated the sun kissed tan of her skin. Loki smirked at the engineer, who looked back impressed.

"Better?" She questioned, as he looked her up and down. I caught his eyes lingering and punched him in the arm with a grin. Then Rachel had an even better idea. With a click of her fingers, she changed completely. The short dark hair grew out and lightened until it was a golden blonde, as the skin lightened off to a pale tan. With enhanced curves, the dress changed to a t-shirt that showed off all the new cleavage and denim shorts that barely covered her butt. Loki saw what she was doing and growled under his breath.

"I rather wish you wouldn't do that," He hissed in her ear.

"I know," she simpered back, kissing him on the cheek.

"This more your style, Mr Stark?" The Asgardian asked in a ridiculous falsetto. Clint and Tony's jaws dropped, gaping at the sudden transformation.

"What? How did you?" Clint managed to stutter out.

Natasha, seated next to him, rolled her eyes. "Clint, Rachel and Loki are shapeshifters."

Rachel smiled at her, "Wrong. Loki and I are mages who have perfected the art of shape shifting," she shrugged her shoulders, "But close enough."

"Oh, this is perfect!" Tony clapped with a huge mega-watt smile on his face.

"Why?" Rachel questioned cautiously changing back into her normal self, causing Loki to let out a sigh in relief.

"I'll show you, better yet I'll show everyone. You're gonna LOVE this! Come on follow me." With that Tony shouted for everyone to follow him and led the way up to the bedroom. Once we had all gathered in the bedroom, Clint perched on the railing and I sat next to him. Everyone else formed a semi-circle around Tony.

"Ok everyone here? And ready?" Tony asked bouncing on the balls of his feet.

"Yes, now go on, show us," Rachel replied with trepidation in her voice, stepping closer to Loki for him to wrap his arm around her waist.

"Love," Tony simply stated and suddenly Barry White 'Can't Get Enough Of Your Love Baby' started playing, the lights dimmed, a stripper pole came down out of the ceiling and to top it off a small disco ball appear above the bed. Clint immediately burst into laughter falling off his perch, did a flip and somehow landing on his feet on the floor below, only to fall over again and start rolling around laughing his arse off. Steve turned bright red with his jaw hanging open. Bruce found this to be the perfect time to clean his glasses, but had a faint blush on his cheeks. Thor was smiling broadly, obviously not understanding the meaning behind it, while Natasha just raised an amused eyebrow, and Tony was standing there smiling like it was Christmas day. Rachel was frozen in shock, glancing at Loki who looked ready to commit murder.

"What in Odin's beard were you thinking?" Rachel barked at Tony.

"This is priceless," Clint cawed as he near crawled back up the stairs, still laughing.

"Please turn it off Stark," Loki muttered, glaring slightly at the shorter man.

"But why, brother?" Thor questioned, "This is most magical."

"First of all, it is not magical Thor," Loki sighed, "It's just engineering and technology. Second of all, why do you not ask Agent Barton to explain what is going on."

Clint stopped laughing and looked at Loki in horror. Then he smirked lightly, "Better idea, why don't you show us?"

The female Asgardian glared at the expert archer, brown eyes cold. "This is enough, turn it off and deactivate it Tony."

He took one look at her and decided that now might be a good time to make the metal pole disappear.

"But Rachel," I whined, "Come one, don't you want to try it out?" I turned to look at her and upon seeing her face very eloquently said, "Oops." I found this to be a very good time to turn into a hawk and fly to the landing below.

Rachel POV:

Later in the night I suddenly got a lapful of slightly drunk, dark haired Asgardian god. He sat on me, leaning back so that he was resting half on me and half on the back and arm of my chair.

"Hello," I smiled, taking his hand in mine.

"Evening," He greeted me, smiling in a way most people don't get to see, "Shame there are guests here."

I felt my face flush slightly and I fought to keep my face from betraying me. "Loki, behave," I admonished him quietly.

"You seem cheerful," Steve commented, taking a drink from his beer.

"I believe my brother has consumed more drink than he normally would," Thor mentioned, looking almost proud of the younger god. I looked at Thor and nodded my head in confirmation, moving my hand to rest on the chest of the Asgardian using me as a seat.

"Loki, where has your shirt gone?" I asked in confusion. The rest of the room turned to look at me, and Loki. Various looks of confusion and bewilderment adorned their faces. Bruce just pinched the bridge of his nose.

Ezra giggled, the alcohol making her uncharacteristically girly. "Is this normal for him, to lose his shirt?" She grinned at us.

I laughed too, "To lose his shirt, no. But to walk around without a shirt is normal actually." It was something I rather enjoyed about being alone with my husband. "Just not in public."
Finally Loki spoke up, "I no longer require my shirt," he stated, kissing me on the forehead.

"The drinks have made him unusually relaxed," Nat commented, taking a sip from her bottle. "I'm almost not sure if I can trust him," she joked.

"Actually," Steve mused, "He was more relaxed than normal when we walked in."

I hid a smirk, or so I thought, as Ezra gave me an evil grin.

"You know something," she teased, "tell me!"

I just shook my head, smiling slightly at her.

"Come on," she pleaded, " You gotta tell me, pleeeeease."

I bit my lip with a smile, and then conceded. "Yesterday was our wedding anniversary," I commented.

Thor looked up at this, thinking. "It was indeed," he boomed, "My apologies. Congratulations!" He raised his glass to us, and took a drink. I saw a look in Ezra's eyes, and realised that she had made a connection between what I had said and what had occurred.

"Oh!" She gasped, before breaking down into giggles. The rest of the team looked at her, and she started singing.

"Rachel and Loki sitting in a tree…"

Just then a red light flicked out towards her, both startling and quieting her. I was too late however, as I saw understanding in the eyes of the others.

"So when I rang you, you two were…" Tony trailed off, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Sleeping, Tony," I said, leaving no room for argument.

"I was going to say you were naked!" he exclaimed.

"Of course," Loki replied lazily, "It is common practise to sleep without clothing."

I knew I was going red, and tried to change the course of the conversation. "Anyone want to try the karaoke?" I asked.

"It's SingStark," Tony shouted, getting confused looks from a few of the Avengers, "You know, like singstar only more me! I mean awesome."

Ezra POV:

"Oh no, no no no no, NO! I will not and cannot sing!" I firmly stated," I may be intoxicated but I'm not THAT intoxicated".

"Oh yes, you are. Come on, I've heard you sing." Rachel cajoled.

"Exactly and that's why I shouldn't sing, and you know that." I retorted with a pout on my face.

"Hmm yes, if you say so. JARVIS cue up Kansas, Carry On My Wayward Son." She smiled, turning toward the screen with one of the mics in her hand.

"No, not even that song will make me… Wait actually I'll sing." I said a smirk forming on my face as a great idea forms in my head.

"Oh no you don't. Don't you dare! I know what you're planning to do little miss and I won't allow it!" Rachel started.

"Well if you want me to do this then I will use all the skills I have at my disposal." I replied with a challenging smile on my face.

"Fine then I shall do the same." Rachel declared, as everyone else looked on in confusion. "Actually we should play in teams." She continued getting a gleam in her eyes that I absolutely loved!

"Yes! Girls vs Boys!" I cheered, fist pumping the air.

"Ah, but there are more boys than girls even if I sit out, which I am going to." Bruce pointed out, having decided inquiring about the previous conversation more trouble than it's worth.

"Clint's one of us girls of course and you'll help judge, Bruce. 'Cause singing is about more than just singing, it's a performance too!" I explained with utter glee, while dividing the teams and dragging Clint with me. "Shut up Tony." I cut him off before he could say something and cause a fight.

"Fine, but I deserve something in return for not taking advantage of this great opportunity," Tony sulked.

"Fine." I let out a long suffering sigh and walked straight up to him and gave him a searing kiss. "There is that good enough?" Receiving an affirmative I continued, "Good, now on to more important matters Team names!"

"Right, our teams name gonna be 'Victorious Secret'." Tony proclaimed, causing various reactions among the group. Though no one on his team seemed to understand what he had just done. It was causing confused frowns, due to everyone else amusement.

"Why is our name amusing? I think it is a glorious name predicting our future victory!" Thor loudly questioned.

"You should ask Jane, Thor. As for our name it will be 'Black Ops'." I replied deciding on our name due to the fact we have three spies on our team, plus it sounded cool.

"But Steve and I also wish to know why our team name is so entertaining." Loki queried.

"Gee, ok well I'll tell you this then. There's a lingerie brand called Victoria Secret." I explained causing shocked expressions to appear on their faces. "Now let's get ready to rumble!"

Due to skilled application of a bird's voice box, magic and natural talent, in the form of Clint and Nat, team Black Ops won with a landslide. This lead to the end of the night, as everyone sans Rachel and Loki walked or stumbled out the door and into an awaiting limo, and headed home to the tower for bed.

After lunch on Friday as I was putting my dishes in the dishwasher I announced to the room, "I going out now so I'll see you later." And proceeded to head towards the elevator.

"Where are you going?" Tony asked distractedly while fiddling with his tablet, all the other Avengers who were still seated at the table paying attention, as they were curious to know.

I stopped short with guilt eating me alive inside from what I'm about to do; I abruptly turned around with an angry face and asked, "What business is it of yours?"

Shocked and confused, Tony stopped playing around with his tablet and looked up at me replying, "I just wanted to know where you were going, I didn't mean anything by it." While the rest of the Avengers watched on in bemusement.

"Of course you do, you always want to know where I am and what I'm doing. Well news flash, I'm my own person and I don't need to inform you or anyone else of my comings and goings. So why should I?"

"Well I am you boyfriend, so I do think I'm entitled to know where you're going." Tony replied beginning to get angry.

"Oh, so 'cause you're my boyfriend you have to know about everything I do? I don't think so buddy," I crossed my arms while saying this, though I was crying inside.

"I don't think you heard me the first time. You're MY Girlfriend, so I have a right to know!" Tony was getting furious now.

"Just because I'm your girlfriend doesn't mean you own me and can dictate my life!" I yelled back, arms shaking at my sides.

"Well you are living in my tower for free, and eating food I paid for and sleeping in my bed, so I think you could at least let me know where you're going in return. Besides you are MINE!" Tony shouted back.

"Well maybe not anymore after that, and if that's how you feel maybe I should leave. Actually you know what I am leaving right now. BYE!" With that said I turned and walked straight into the elevator and left. The whole time I was saying, 'I'm sorry Tony' in my head.
I hope I can fix this when I get back.