Hot Dogs

"What's this?"

"Food."

"What kind of food?"

"The edible kind."

"Wally,"

"Heh heh sorry."

"So what is it?"

"It's a hot dog."

"A what?"

"A hot dog."

"Why would anyone want to eat a hot dog?"

"What they're really good."

"That's disgusting."

"You haven't even tried them yet."

"So?"

"So, how do you know you won't like them?"

"Because I know."

"But how?"

"Because I don't eat dogs."

"...Superboy?"

"What?"

"Hotdogs aren't made out of dogs."

"They're not?"

"Nope"

"Oh, then what are they made out of?"

"I don't really know. I don't think anyone knows actually."

A/N: A friend of mine recently learned what hotdogs were made out of and she was all oh gods that's disgusting. And I'm like dude it's just food it's not that serious, and she's all I'm never eating hot dogs. Anyways I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed making it.