After going throught much debating with-okay, I just decided that because I have a writer's block, this ending will be the humerous ending. I would make it serious, but then I would have to change the ending of the last chapter, and I don't want to make a big mess of that.

So know that this is not the real ending. Think of it as, er, proof that I believe in happy endings. : )

Thanks to my reviewers! I love you all!

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfictions, now would I?


"Aw crap, I died."

Danny hovered over his body. His, er, dead body.

How creepy was that?

Danny was floating above himself. He hadn't really done that before...minus the time he had split himself in half. But that was nowhere near this. This was...just weird.

So...I'm finally dead, Danny thought as he glanced around the remenants of the battlefield. Funny, I thought being dead would feel different than being a halfa. Guess I was wrong.

"Danny?!" a voice called. The ghost turned around and saw his sister and friend racing towards him.

Jazz's eyes were teared as she jumped into her brother's arms. "Oh, Danny! Please, no!"

Tucker would've jumped on Danny too, but he was frozen at the site of Danny's body. Recognizing his friend's hesitation, Danny shakily floated over to him with Jazz in tow.

"How'd it happened Tucker?" Danny's green eyes searched brown ones.

"How did what happen Danny?"

"How did I die?"

Tucker looked at the phantom with disbelief. "You don't remember?"

"No. I remember being held in a prison, but after that it's blank."

"Um," Tucker fumbled for words. "Well, to put it short and sweet, Sam's ghost killed you..."

Danny's face froze, then he broke out in laughter. "Nice one Tucker. What really happened?"

"Danny!" A black and white blurred form swept passed Tucker and knocked Jazz out of his arms. Danny looked down to see Danni in tears.

"I never would've brought you here if I had known you were going to die!" the girl wailed. "This is all my fault!"

Danny put his arms around her, "It's okay Danni. Don't blame yourself. Everyone dies. Besides, it's not like I'm gone."

She squeezed him tightly and ignored the tears in her eyes. "I know, but still..."

As Tucker watched Danni cling to his friend, he noticed that Danny's eyes radiated with a peace he hadn't seen for days. It was good to see Danny happy, even if Sam killed him.

Speaking of Sam...

Tucker looked up as a shadowed passed over him. She was coming to the ground!

"Danny...she's coming," Tucker whispered, his voice shaking. What would happen?

Danny released his 'cousin' from his arms and lifted his eyes to Sam's descending figure. Her eyes were tired, and she seemed slightly lost.

"Tucker says you killed me," he called to her.

Upon hearing his voice, Sam's eyes lit up and she raced to embrace him. "Danny...I'm so sorry...can you-"

Before she could finish, a light appeared in the area. It momentarily blinded the entire party to the point they had to turn away. Tucker was the first to look back and see a floating form in front of them.

"It's the grim reaper!" he cried out, running to hide behind Jazz. "Stay away! Stay away!"

"I am NOT the grim reaper," Clockwork bellowed at the cowering boy. "He doesn't even exist."

Tucker blushed and stepped out from his hiding spot. "I knew that."

"Clockwork?" Jazz asked. "What are you doing here?"

From the looks given to him by Danny, Danni, Sam and Tucker, Clockwork knew that they all were asking the same question. He sighed as he changed from his old age state to his youngest state. The Master of Time then proceeded to glare at the entire group.

"This was NOT how the future was supposed to go! You are all messing up the time stream! Do you know that because of this scene right here, Ember takes over the world, is betrayed by Skulker who then hands her over to Mr. and Mrs. Fenton to disect, and then because of that, the Box Ghost becomes mayor and all the boxes in the world are used to build him a castle?!" Clockwork's normally calm voice was agitated and annoyed. "This causes a serious rift in the time stream! And to top it all off, Jazz over there ends up marrying Dash Baxter which causes you, Danny, to become angry with her and haunt all of her descendants for the rest of eternity!"

There was an awkward silence. On top of the scary, frightening and outrageous future, no one had actually seen the ghost mad before. It was slightly unnerving.

Jazz broke the silence. "Ew. Dash and I?"

"Now I have to go and reset time back to the way it was SUPPOSED to go. And this time, it won't be easy."

Tucker had a thought. "Does that mean Danny doesn't die?"

"Nice try," Clockwork shot at him.

"Aww," everyone grumbled.

"Time out!" Clockwork called, and everyone in the room froze. He gave them one last look before pushing the button on the top of his staff. "Let's do it right this time."

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"Oh Lord, she's going to drop him again." Jazz realized. "There's no way he can make it..."

"What can we do?" Tucker asked frantically to the two girls. He turned to face them. "There has to be something! Jazz, you're a genius, I'm a techno-geek and Danni, you have ghost powers! Surely there must be something!!!"

"I'm going up there to stop her," Danni leaped into the air without thought. With the silent blessings of Jazz and Tucker, she rose higher and higher. Suddenly an explosion rocked the air. She searched the area with her eyes rapidly until she spotted a ragged figure dropping towards the ground.

"DANNY!" she cried out. But there wasn't enough time to catch him. He was too far away.

Jazz and Tucker watched in horror as they saw their beloved friend and brother crash into the ground with an ominous bang. Dust kicked up around the entire arena and for a moment, everyone was blinded.


Haha, and now the real ending shall begin. : D

I don't know if anyone found that even slightly amusing, but my conscience wouldn't let me drop it.

So R&R, and I'll be back with the real ending soon.