(a/n: sorry for the late update. I tried to post it Sunday but was not cooperating.)zell-chan
"What's going on now?" Haruhi asked already a tad irritated.
"The bell's always ring at the same time everyday even weekends, and the FAP use the time between bells to combine their fields." Kat said as she ran behind the host club fear clearly lacing her voice.
"What can possibly be so scary about a few fashion and photography students?" Kyoya asked pushing his glasses up in complete annoyance.
"Do you have any clue what they'll do to us!" Hikaru yelled clutching his hair.
"They'll force us to wear their handmade outfits that they think is high fashion when it's really trash, then they'll make us model it until we sweat blood!" Kaoru said shaking in fear.
"That's not the worst part boys….It's 80's week." Lisa said turning with her face shadowed by a flashlight for dramatic effect.
"Thanks for the light Kat."
"No problem. Should have added a dun dun dunnnn" Lisa said with a laugh only to stop mid chuckle as all the doors slammed open and "Love is a battlefield" Started playing.
"We have to get out of here!" Hikaru yelled grabbing Kaoru's hand and running for dear life.
"I don't want to have big hair and blush up to my ears!" Kaoru yelled with tears in his eyes.
"Ohh pretty boys stay and play with us!" One of the students crooned holding up a pair of cheetah print stretch pants.
Everyone's eyes widened in dread as they began running as if for their very lives down the hall.
"Once we turn this corner we'll be safe." Kat panted as she led the group just a few feet away from said corner.
"Get off me!" Haruhi said as she fell and was being pulled back by one of the students.
"Ohh this one will look great in a leotard and belt set." The person grabbing her chuckled.
"Hey! Tall, dark and silent don't just stand there!" Kat said to Takashi motioning for him to use his chosen "Weapon"
Takashi sprung into action and using his Kendo experience brandished the offensive neon fabric waving it in the face of Haruhi's captor.
"Noo it's too bright!" Her captor said as she was let go.
The other FAP's fell back.
"It clash's with everything!"
"It's not photogenic!" A photography student hissed.
"Go Takashi!" Hunny chimed as the host huddled around Takashi as they safely turned the corner.
Once everyone was around the corner Lisa let out a barrage of water balloons at the few that were still pursing them and jumped for joy when the school bell could be heard again.
"Glad that's over with." Kat sighed as she stood next to Lisa looking at the host who were all out of breath.
"Lisa! Kat! Is everyone alright?! FAP started a little earlier then usual this year. It seems someone leaked out that some host were going to come by today." The smooth voice said with irritation clear in her voice over the walky-talky.
"You did!" Lisa and Kat sighed in unison with a roll of their eyes.
"Even so, this action will not be tolerated. We are a group of lovely ladies, not a group on Kunoichi who battle the forces of evil with water balloons!"
Kat and Lisa stifled their laughs at that comment.
"I can only hope that somewhere in their hearts the Ouran host can forgive the behavior of our peers and come join me in an exchange of ideas."
"That's our cue!" Kat said as she walked by the host with Lisa making them finally turn around and see that the hallway they were now in was candle lit with roses splayed out on the floor from the end they were on to the end that had two large wooden doors.
Lisa and Kat stood in front of these doors and took off their head coverings.
"Ineresting." Kyouya said with a smirk as his fellow host gasped.
It seemed that Kat and Lisa were twins. Identical even if it wasn't for their different colored eyes and clothes. Both had long honey brown hair and a warm smile as they bowed in front of the now opening doors.
"Welcome to Japan arts high school hostess club! Please enjoy your stay." They said in unison as the host were met with a warm if not calm bright light and the smell of vanilla and lilac wafting through the air as they entered.
"It smells yummy in here!" Hunny smiled as he skipped inside the large room. It seemed to be the same size as their room but it was draped with soft white fabrics on the wall that light from windows went through giving the room a somewhat warm and surreal feeling that mimicked the way Olympus must have looked.
"Welcome Host, I'm terribly sorry for how you were treated but I think that we can somehow make it up to you." Came the smooth silky voice the host had heard on the walky-talky .
The voice seemed to come from the goddess of love incarnate. There she was with long blond hair and sparkling green eyes wearing the dress of Benzaiten the Japanese goddess of love just with more modesty.
"All fear or anguish I could have felt has vanished into nothingness as I look upon your beauty." Tamaki crooned as he lept forward to grant her a kiss on the hand.
"You must be the one who I talked to before. I must say again it is a pleasure to be in your presence as I seem to find my heart hammering in my chest at your sight. Please Suoh-San, I beg of you to have mercy on this poor maiden and stop looking at me before I die of joy." She coo'd shying away with a blush on her cheeks.
"How do you know his name?" Kyouya asked.
"It's only right that I make sure to know the people I will be entertaining Ootori-San."
"Ohh burn!" Both pairs of twins in the room said in unison.
"You know our names yet we don't even know yours or your fellow hostess's." Kyouya said as he pushed his glasses up in irritation.
"I am Ai and these are my fellow hostess's." Ai said with a snap of her fingers as Kat, Lisa, Hina, and another girl appeared behind her all now clothed in the outfits of different godess's of love.
"I believe you already met Kat, Lisa and Hina, and the girl to my right is Chika." Ai said motioning to a long haired silent girl who had a book in her hand only looking away from it long enough to nod at the host.
"I have set up so you can experience the complete hostess experience. So please choose a hostess for the day." Ai said smiling at all the host.
"Where's Mika?" Hunny asked as he realized she was not there.
"Mika is on her way as we speak. It seems she was held up at practice for the concert next month." Ai informed.
"I didn't know she had a concert. Aww, I hope she'll be dressed up too. Ne Takashi?" Hunny asked looking up Takashi who only nodded.
"If it pleases you Ai-Chan I would like nothing more but to bask in your company." Tamaki said with all the charm he could muster.
"Oh Suoh-Kun, It is I who would like nothing more but to melt into your arms as if it was only us in the world." Ai blushed as Tamaki sat with her on the cushions.
"She's on a roll." Kat said as she stood next to Kaoru.
"She is the fangirl type." Lisa said in affirmation.
"I've never heard of a fangirl type." Kyouya said as he looked around the club jotting stuff down in his folder.
"We all chose types that represent us with one word." Lisa said with a smirk.
"Ai can obsess over someone and compliment them to the point it makes you want to puke. She also cares what happens to ANYONE as long as she likes them and is the glomp queen." Kat said with a roll of her eyes.
"And that sir equals fangirl." Lisa completed.
"I'm interested to know what type everyone is here." Kyouya said as he ignored the giggles and sparkles coming from Tamaki and Ai.
"Well Hina is the Gracious type. She's always polite and never puts anyone down. She is a tad clumsy but she always looks so adorable when she breaks something and feels bad about it, that no one ever gets mad." Kat said motioning for Hina to come over.
"Hello again! I'm terribly sorry I left you at the elevator but I had to get back to change and I knew you would be in capable hands with Kat and Lisa." Hina said with a curtsy In her cherub outfit that was absolutely adorable.
"Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" Haruhi asked thoughtfully now that she was actually getting a good look at Hina.
"Oh! I think I remember you from the sale at the grocery store! I believe their having another one later today." Hina said with a smile.
"Really when?" Haruhi asked as she walked with Hina towards a separate part of the room talking about sales.
"Chika however is the mysterious type. She's in charge of the finances of the club and is one of the smartest girls here. She's pretty quiet and keeps to herself so no one knows much about her, but we do know not to get on her bad side." Lisa informed Kyouya as she motioned to Chika who was leaning against a wall in a roman toga reading what appeared to be "Strategy's of an overlord."
"Hmm I am interested in finding out how and why your club is funded by the government." Kyouya said as he walked over to Chika with his best host club smile.
"Before the club was started teenagers were behind 30 of all crime in the area. After we started the club the crime rate dropped down to zero. So the government decided to pay us for creating a program that keeps kids in school instead of the streets. We also tutor students around mid-term and final time since every hostess excels in an academic field, which boosted the test scores of this school dramatically and giving us in increase in how much we were paid. So now after we give half of the money back to the school we each walk away with 500 yen weekly." Chika said without pausing for breath or even acting like she knew Kyouya was near her.
"6,000 a week is an incredible amount for any club to make…does that include the deducted cost of outfits and decoration?" Kyouya asked as different ideas on how to boost the clubs profit drifted in his head.
"In an arts school we have all decorations and clothing pertaining to the club made by the students, and any outside cost the money we give to the school they use to pay for it since we are a school club."
"That way you don't take away from your own profit. I must say I'm impressed." Kyouya remarked.
Chika looked up from her book and met Kyouya's grey eyes with her own brown ones as she handed him a book entitled "How to get all the money you want, without giving anything back." Kyouya looked at the title and smirked, taking a position next to her against the wall as he began reading.
"Mika-Chan reporting for duty!" Mika's cheery voice said over the walky-talky.
"Usa-Chan!!!" Hunny squealed in joy as Lisa and Kat handed him the walky-talky.
"Hey Onii-san I hope you and your friends are alright. I already changed and I'm coming over with some treats for you all. Wait for me at the door if you want to get the good pieces first, Lisa and Kat are greedy." Mika chuckled.
"Were not greedy…" Lisa said as she folded her arms over her chest.
Hunny and Takashi walked over to the door peeking out so they could see when Mika came as the twins began circling Lisa and Kat.
"Then what are you exactly?" Hikaru said teasingly as he cupped her chin.
"Hikaru! How can you do that to her, right in front of me?!" Kaoru whimpered with a blush on his face.
"Oh Kaoru you know what happens when I see you blush like that." Hikaru whispered against his brother's skin.
"Hikaru…" Kaoru whimpered as roses and sparkles appeared around the tempting brotherly love scene.
"Bravo!" Kat said as she began clapping with Lisa.
"To an untrained eye you would even think they were about to kiss!" Lisa said in amazement.
"Too bad they can't go as far as we can eh Lisa?" Kat said with a smirk.
"Yeah, I mean common their brothers, but we're not even related." Lisa said with a smile as Kat pulled her by the waist and dipped her low.
"It's not so bad that our parents have almost the same dominant and recessive genes when it came to everything except for our eyes. It just lets us know how our face looks in pleasure." Kat whispered up to Lisa as they both began to blush and glow.
Hikaru and Kaoru's mouths were on the floor as they enthusiastically clapped.
"You've got to show us how you do that glow thing." Kaoru said with admiration.
"And how do your customers react to you both switching off and on from being the top and bottom?" Hikaru asked.
"We have our own little corner we can sit in and discuss." Kat said with a smile as she grabbed Hikaru's hand.
"I would love to know how you guys get so sparkly." Lisa said with a smile as she grabbed Kaoru's and they walked over to a set of couches in the corner.
"Ohh I hope Usa-Chan has cake." Hunny said as he got tired of peeking through the door and decided to step outside to play with the rose petals.
"…there." Takashi said as he looked up from leaning against the door of the club and saw a group of large boxes coming around the corner with bunny ears viewable from above them.
But what he saw next had Hunny and himself running down the hall determined to save Mika.
(a/n: I hope that counts as a cliffy lol. Also lately I've been pressuring myself to make this as good as kyouya's love because I don't feel as connected to you guys as I did with that story and it kinda feels like your being nice just for my feelings. But I found out why: I HAVENT ASKED YOU WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN!! I'm so sorry. With the other story I asked almost every chapter because I really do love hearing what you think is going to happen. So to rectify the situation I have a question and a contest for my dearest reviewers.
What do you think
is going to happen next? And what do you think of the hostess's?
contest: I need a male name lol it can be American or Japanese it doesn't matter but I'll choose the winning name based on if I like it or not , not by how many reviews you leave lol.) zell-chan
P.s. Kyouya was so happy that I got him laid (giggle) that he has given me permission to interview the host of the club asking questions that YOU send in so if you want to confess your love for Hunny or ask Tamaki the meaning of life pls message me or leave your questions on the review page of "Ask a Host". Pass the word on!!! thank you.
