"Come on sign the petition," Trini begged loudly in the main hall, "Please help us save the beloved spirit statue."

"Yeah, come on; help us preserve our cities history," Billy added, "Save our statue."

"What's the big deal?" Bulk questioned loudly, Skull and I a little ways behind him. We couldn't help but agree. It wasn't even a good statue, "It's a pile of old concrete."

"The big deal is that the city council wants to tear it down," Trini told him, "and put in a BBQ pit."

"Good," Bulk smiled, "Maybe we'll get some decent chicken and ribs."

"Yeah, Skull added, "Some decent chicken and ribs."

"Mmmm," I stated, my eyes half closing, "Chicken and Ribs."

"You too?" Billy stated, shaking his head.

"What, I don't remember that statue, it must not survive," I shrugged.

Billy shook his head at me, "Well it should."

"Everyone's forgotten why the statue was put up in the first place," Trini soap boxed.

"Right, according to the legend…" Billy began, but I stopped listening and wandered away to class, I really didn't care, it didn't exist in my time, well neither did a BBQ pit but that was beside the point.

"See you later guys," I told the two and they smirked.

"Okay bye," Bulk waved.


Bulk and Skull were late to class, they told me that they'd gotten in trouble because they released a bunch of bugs; I didn't know what they were talking about but I was glad that I didn't. They told me that they had detention after school so we weren't going to be able to hang out until after.

"Its fine," I told them, "I can take care of myself." We wandered down the hall between classes, because even if they didn't carry books from one class to the next…I still did.

"Oh look," Bulk shouted, causing me to look up from my feet, "The geeks have a new mascot." I noticed the mouse in Billy's hand and almost screamed in excitement. I love mice, I just don't like feeding them to Spike's snake, ridiculous thing.

"Hahaha, a new mascot," Skull added, laughing.

"Well, he's smarter than some humanoids I know," Zack remarked sarcastically, clearly indicating Bulk and Skull and I was half tempted to think he was indicating me too.

"Hey," Skull yelled angrily, "You can't talk about Bulk like that." Bulk elbowed him annoyed.

"All I know is that he," Zack stated indicating the mouse, "Never failed an IQ test."

"Oh yeah?" Bulk responded, grabbing Trini's notebook, "Well let's see if he can handle an obstacle course." He threw the notebook at Billy and the mouse fell out of his hands and onto the floor.

"Jack no," Billy shouted looking down to see the mouse scurry. I look down to see the mouse shoot up Skull's pant leg and smirk.

"What's this?" Skull asked, wiggling around like crazy before jumping into Bulk's arms. Billy came up and I pulled the mouse from Skull's jacket hood, handing it to him.

"That was very brave of you Jack," Billy stated to the mouse.

"Nice catch Bulk," Kim stated with a smirk before they meandered away and Bulk dropped Skull to the ground.

"Don't mess with people's mice," I tell them, heading off to class and leaving them behind.


"Why am I helping to do this?" I questioned curiously as we made it farther into the forest.

"This place is excellent; it's perfect for acquiring insects; and you're nice," Billy exclaimed wearing some really ugly old lady straw hat thing; but that wasn't nice.

"Yeah sure," I replied sarcastically.

"Hey where are Tommy and Zack?" Kim asked curiously.

"Well Tommy's gonna catch up with us later after karate practice and you know how Zack is around bugs," Trini explained.

"Especially spiders," Jason added.

"Come on he has a hip-hop kido class to teach," Trini defended.

"I think that might be more embarrassing that the bug and spider thing," I reply.

"Well it looks like there's enough bugs around here," Jason states, swatting at some mosquitoes.

"Let's get to work," Billy states. We wander out and all catch a bunch with some peach colored nets.

Kimberly calls Billy over to look at something that she's found when the Putties come flying out of nowhere. There was one for each of us it seemed and we went with it, each defeating the one that came for us.

"Everyone okay," Kim asked breathing heavy. We all nodded.

"What was that all about?" Trini asked bewildered.

"I don't know," Jason answered, "But you can be sure that Rita's up to no good." But we continued to collect them.

"Ahhh," I shouted, jumping a bit.

"What is it?" Billy asked alarmed.

"My watch," I responded embarrassed, "It's letting me know that one of Rita's monsters is on the loose." Billy nodded but then Zordon alerted Jason that there was a monster attacking Zack and we all Morphed and transported there to find Zack fighting Goldar and some giant Tick…at least it looked like a Tick.

It got us as soon as we arrived but right after it knocked us down Rita supersized it and the Rangers had to make the Megazord. I think it was Rita trying to leave me out on purpose. Stupid giant Tick. Then it shot out a giant spider web and realized that it was probably supposed to be a giant Spider. It looked like a Tick but whatever. In no time the Megazord fell and not long after I saw Tommy's Dragonzord come to assist, with Tommy coming to stand beside me. I wish my Stegzord was hanging out here somewhere so that I wasn't always left out, I felt like a lame ass bitch for not helping.


I got to school late the next day, I'd thought that I'd pinpointed where Time Warp was but wrong. I was two hours late but I wasn't really worried, I didn't have a social security card, a house, a job, or an actual family…I couldn't get a legitimate job or go to college, I only went to school to keep up appearances.

"Once the monster was destroyed, the statue reappeared unharmed," Trini informed us all as I happened to meet up with them before Bulk and Skull.

"So what?" I responded and she glared.

"That's terrific," Billy responded, ignoring my comment, probably on purpose.

"Hey guys guess what," Trini shouts excited to Kim, Zack, Jason, and Tommy as they walk by the staircase, "The City Council decided not to tear down the statue." Everyone seemed to start cheering, even random mom jean wearers.

"That is so great," Kim commented without a hint of sarcasm, "What brought on the flipflop?" What the fuck did she just say?

"They couldn't believe how many signatures we got on the petition," Trini told them, "They declared it an historical monument."

"Hey Zack," Tommy asked curiously, "Did this experience help get over your fear of spiders?"

"Oh absolutely man I can positively say, that is one problem I have overcome," Zack replies.

"Good, man, that's really good," Tommy responds, and I assume that something is up his sleeve, at least I hope that he does, otherwise it's a missed opportunity from my mentor, "Because there's a really big one right now on your left shoulder."

I look to see a fake tarantula sitting on his shoulder where Tommy's hand had been. Good for Oliver sensai. Zack turns to see it and starts screaming. Spinning around in that 'Coming to America' outfit.

"Its rubber dude," Tommy states, grabbing it off his shoulder and showing it to him, all six of us laughing like crazy. Tommy remarks sarcastically, "It's a good thing you overcame your fear of spiders."