A.N. you have no idea how terrible I feel for leaving this for so long… but I finally writing a drunk!Zoro drabble :}. MeryAnchor16 asked me: 'How about a reckless drunk? I don't know, I just have terrible visions of Zoro doing Hardcore Parkour on the ship and that it goes wrong :L'
I laughed so hard at this one, but I couldn't think of any way I could write this… But I somehow managed it?
Parkour drunk
"Zoro!"
The green haired man that Sanji usually called, baka, Marimo, moss head, in rare occasions Zoro and even more rarer – lover and boyfriend, turned at the blond man with a stupid grin on his face. "What?!"
Sanji felt the urge to kick that smirk out of the swordsman's face, but knew he wouldn't able in the state his lover is now. So instead he took a deep inhale of his cigarette and exhaled a small white cloud. "Maybe you should stop playing and consider your reputation?"
Zoro jumped up and took a grip of monkey bar he started swinging from one to another until he reached the end, then he jumped down, still with that shit eating grin on his face. "You're the only one who cares about stuff like that! Though it's nice that you're concerned about me!"
Sanji felt his cheeks blush, so he put his gloved hand on his face 'Good thing it's late evening and there aren't any people around…' He looked up and saw his idiot standing on a swing and start swaying forward and back, forward and back…
"Zoro it's cold! Let's go home!"
Zoro stopped swaying and jumped from the swing, he rolled on the ground and stopped sitting. "Don't want to!"
He got up, ran up the slide and jumped up on top of the little castle's roof. "Get down! You will break it, with those useless muscles of yours!"
The green haired man only laughed and continued running further, he reached the other side of it and jumped down. Sanji couldn't help, but sigh 'And what am I supposed to do with him?'
'Treasure and love.' Sanji laughed as he remembered a phrase he heard from someone, that was the only thing he could do with his idiot Marimo. Sanji jumped over small fence that separated park and playground, he knew that later he will say that alcohol got the better of him. That he did that unconsciously or maybe he will deny doing that at all.
But for now he left rational thoughts aside and grinned to his lover. "I bet I run faster than you."
Zoro grinned back. "Let's try it out blonde."
They started running, Zoro first Sanji after him trying to catch his lover 'Maybe it's good to relax like a kid once in a while?'
A.N. Hope you enjoyed! :}
