So, uh… hi. Guys and kittens, I have a question, or a poll. So, out of all the 'ways to get kicked out' from 1-50, which ones would you like to see turned into a oneshot? Please choose a maximum of five. The one with the most votes wins.
Anyway, Oh my bloody hell god what on earth happened to this world. The reason for this: I… uh… I actually thought that the latest Bleach chapter was just as good as the latest One Piece chapter. I know, what in the actual fuck. But Yamamoto's bankai was plain epic and oh my god! Also Naruto is stupid, and anyone who's trying to stick up for this arc is kidding themselves. Obito being Tobi is so awesome of Kishi to do! Seriously? It sounds like it came out of yet another overrated Naruto's-so-godly-omg fanfic.
Don't listen to me, go on with the crack!
56. Have an all-you-can-eat buffet
"Luffy, when I said ALL you can eat, I didn't mean you could eat the entire Baratie."
Zeff was met with a confused expression and a finger up a nose.
57. Pretend you're a secret agent and call each your friends spy nicknames
"LeoparBlack, do you copy?"
"What is it GiraRange?"
"We have Nico Robin. SheeWhite and I will give Nico to his royalness."
"Good. I'll inform 007 right away."
Robin raised her eyebrow. "... I'm not quite sure I want to know."
58. Create a new species
After many weeks of trying (and failing) to get Roronoa Zoro to have sexual intercourse with Nico Robin Vegapunk gave up.
Looks like the world will never see a Marimo Archaeologist.
59. Dye your hair green, paint your skin orange and sit in the corner pretending to be a carrot
Sanji had being giggling to himself until Robin came up to him and commented that he looked like a half orange marimo.
He spent the rest of the day angsting in an emo corner, refusing to talk in ways other than triangle-square-triangle-triangle-circle-kitten ect.
60. Pretend to be another crew"Captain Law! Land ahoy!"
"Yosh! Let's go. Adventure! Um, I mean..." Luffy thought for a second, then smirked and flipped Usopp off. "Heh. I'm going on an adventure. For meat."
Law twitched his eye as he observed the scene from below, tied up and guarded by Nico Robin pretending to be his cook. He did not sound like that.
I really need help for more ideas. The ones coming up next are kind of lame to me…
You. Review. And review my other stories too.
I wanna write angst now, I've been funny for far too long. Okay, off to write a bunch of angsty wangsty Robin one-shots! Tata!
