[A/N]: Finally done with that bloody paper! It's 3 and ¼ pages long! is an overworked high school junior. Well, I had tiny bit of time right now, in between present making , so decided to update. While I have heard of the island of Sardinia, I'm happy one has written in. I can't wait to post the rest of the letters today or tomorrow.
Me: Better do the disclaimer right about now. Russia? Incidentally, Russia is still a girl.
Fem!Russia: Miss Akiko does not, nor will she ever, own hetalia. EVER.
Me: Don't rub it in! Still touchy, are we? –huffs- You might like it better as a girl, you know.
Fem!Russia: Never! That English bastard is going to pay. Maybe I will practice my magic and curse him, da?
Me: O-Okay…Letter time!
Dear Russia,
Hello, I am Veniziana Vargus, the island of Sardinia. You said that you wanted
friends, and I want some friends too, so I was wondering if you wanted to be
friends. Some people think I'm crazy, but I don't really think I am. I'd
really like to get to know you and be your friend if you would let me.
Thank you!
Signed,
Veniziana Vargus (Sardinia)
12345678910
Dear Miss Veniziana,
You are polite, just like my daughter, Moscow. It is good to see a young girl like yourself behave so nicely. You want to become one with me,da?
I accept your offer, Miss Veniziana. Will you talk to your fathers, Italy and Romano? I keep inviting them for dinner, but they never come.
Do you drink? I have a nice bottle of vodka to share with friends.
Some people, like the fat American, think I am crazy too. That is not so, da? You are not crazy and neither am I.
Your comrade,
Ivan
