A/N: Here's another! Don't take this chap too seriously it's a short one... it's a filler actually just like the show! Thanks again for the reviews I love them! Enjoy!
A couple weeks have past by since the skunk incident and there has been a lot of conflict.
Anyways Kaylee was at work enjoying her freedom from the guys while they were stuck at her house. Kakuzu was lounging on a couch reading a magazine while Hidan was taking a very long shower.
Kakuzu licks his index finger and turns to the next page. The book was getting really boring so he tosses it on the table and turns on the TV to watch the news. Just when he was about to rest his feet on the table to get more comfortable the doorbell rang. Kakuzu looked at the front door in annoyance.
*Ding-Dong*
It ranged again…
"Did she forget her fucking key again?" Hidan yelled from the shower. Kakuzu ignores him and looks at the clock in the living room.
"She's home early." He murmurs to himself. Kakuzu opens the door to find a dark tan lady in blue clothing standing in front of him holding a clipboard in one hand and a package in the other.
"What the hell you want?" Kakuzu glared.
"Good afternoon sir! Does a Kaylee James reside here?" She asked with a big huge grin. He just wanted to strangle her because of the stupid grin plastered on her face.
"Why?" Kakuzu asked her suspiciously.
"I have a package to deliver to her." She said still smiling.
"She's not here. Now go away." He was about to close the door on her but she shoved the clipboard into his hands.
"She lives here great! Sign here please." She chirped still smiling. Kakuzu glared at her to go away but it didn't work. "Sign sir so I can get on with my life." The lady then shoved a pen in his face. Kakuzu glared at the pen then at her again.
"Is this going cost anything?" He asked eyeing her suspiciously grabbing the pen.
"No sir it has already been paid for." She smiles.
"Then why do I have to sign?"
"To confirm, that the package had been successfully delivered."
"Is there a catch to this?" he asked looking over the paper on the clipboard.
"No sir just sign."
"And what if I don't?"
"Then I'll back here tomorrow." Her smile widens.
"…"
"Sign please."
"If I ever see you again I'll kill you." He warned as he signed the papers.
"That's nice to know.." he hands her the clipboard. "Thank you sir!" she hands him the package. Before she can say 'Have a nice day.' He slams the door in her face.
"Dickwad." She says walking off the porch. The lady looks down at her clipboard reads the signature and lets out an infuriating scream. Kakuzu hearing the scream slightly smirks to himself. He walks back into the living room tosses the package onto the table and flops down onto the couch. Turning the TV off Kakuzu takes his attention to the small brown package deciding whether to open it or not. He leans forward, grabs it and sits back into the couch reading the handwriting that was on the front of it. Here is what was written:
To: Kaylee James
42446 Naya Ave.
Effinville, BZ 43289 USA
From: Yama Slotz
323 Waka
Laka Ka 3342 Japan
"Yama Slotz? Japan?" Kakuzu reads out loud then he remembers that the Naruto manga was from Japan. He has read every single one that Kaylee has own. "Maybe it's the latest one." He said to himself staring at its rectangular form. Kakuzu looks around before tearing open the package. He pulls out a small book; on the cover were Hidan and him. A small piece of paper then slides out of the package and onto the floor. He sets the book on his lap and picks up the paper. It was a small note he reads it to himself.
'Moshimoshi Kaylee! This is the latest manga in Japan of them. hope you enjoy it as much as I did *wink* *wink*. P.S. I translated for you! Sayoonara ~ Yama.' "...wink wink? What the heck is that suppose to mean." Kakuzu crumbles up the paper and throws it over his shoulder. He stares down at the book not sure if he wants to read it anymore. The only way Kaylee could possibly enjoy this manga of them two is if she were a sadist and Kakuzu full well knows she isn't one. As he was about to open it to the first page, along comes Hidan taking the book from Kakuzu's grasp.
"What the fuck is this?" Hidan asked looking at the cover while rubbing his hair with a towel. He didn't wait for an answer and opens up the book. His face turns beat red and throws the book onto the floor. "YOU FUCKING GAY ASS PERVERTED HEATHEN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY IN JASHIN'S NAME YOU WILL FUCKING BURN." Hidan yells at Kakuzu and in fit of fury he runs up stairs. Kakuzu with eyes wide slowly looks down at the book on the ground. He gets up and goes for the book.
"Idiot." He murmurs and narrows his eyes at the book. Kakuzu opens it up looking at its contents his eyes widen again then twitch.
*ding-dong ding-dong*
He looks at the time then heads to the door with the book in hand. Unlocks its and there she was.
"You guys need to stop locking the door!" Kaylee whined Kakuzu slams the door on her. Kaylee blinks a few times before she realizes what happened. "Hey! Let me in! I don't want to stay out here all day!" She yelled pounding on the door. -click- "Yay!" Kaylee opens the door and walks in then was suddenly slammed against the wall by Kakuzu. "Ahh!" Kaylee yelped.
"What is this?" he asked furiously shoving the book in her face. She looks at the book her eyes widen.
"Oh my gawd! She sent me the new kakuhidan manga!" Kaylee said gleefully. She looks from the book to Kakuzu's death glare then back to the book. "Oh my gawd! She sent me the new kakuhidan manga!" Kaylee screamed this time terrified.
"You read this shit?" He growled.
"Um..no." She avoids his gaze.
"You're lying." He snarled.
"No I'm not!" Kaylee yells looking pass him to see Hidan walking down the stairs with a huge pot over his head. "What the hell?" she whispered. Before Kakuzu could turn around Hidan pours hot streaming water on the both of them.
"Repent!" Hidan yells.
"Hidan! You idiot!" Kakuzu and Kaylee screamed in unison.
"Fucking faggot." He sneered. Kakuzu turned around and punched him in the face sending Hidan back into the stairs.
"Idiot this book isn't mine. It's Kaylee's." Kakuzu said angry pointing with the wet book towards her. She stares at the book and frowns.
"Now I won't be able to read it." Kaylee mumbles.
"Ama you fucked up freak." Hidan was utterly disgusted.
"Oh come on it's not that bad I could be reading worse. People write about you getting Mpreg and having kids and stuff Hidan. They also draw you guys pregnant and the opposite gender. Always making Kakuzu seme. Though your fan base isn't as big as Deidara's and Sasori's or Kisame's and Itachi's. They do worse to those guys." She said while wringing out the water of her shirt. "Plus I haven't been reading any of that stuff since you guys came home with me. In fact I haven't been able to go on the net at all cause I have to constantly watch you guys. My online friends probably think I'm dead or something." Kaylee babbled off the guys just sat there twitching. "So yea, I 'ma go change into dryer clothes now." She was getting very uncomfortable from the silence that was emitting from them. "See yea!"
