AN: After last chapter's random craziness, we have a bit of normality back... Oh who am I kidding? This fanfiction will NEVER be normal! lol

Finally, we've reached my more recent chapters :D I think you can all tell from the title who is coming in now ;) One of my favourite shows ever is finally getting its look-in :D x Enjoy guys!


Conversation 12: The Blogger and the Freak

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TOS10: Bachelor Blogger? Nice name…

The doctor struggled not to burst out laughing. It sounded like this guy had no life.

BB: Hi… My flatmate chose the name…

TOS10: Oh. Sorry. So, what's your name?

BB: John

TOS10: Got a last name?

BB: Watson…

TOS10: Ah, nice.

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TOS10: Wow. That is a long winded name.

BB: And THAT is my flatmate.

TWOCD: This is such an odd little thing.

TOS10: And you are?

TWOCD: Read the name.

TOS10: I meant your name.

TWOCD: So? You asked who I am. My username clearly states my identity.

BB: He's always like this. His name is Sherlock.

TWOCD: Ah, John, always stepping in when I don't need you.

TOS10: {BB} He's very rude…

BB: {TOS10} He's always like that too…

TOS10: {BB} And you LIVE with him?

BB: {TOS10} I'm used to it.

TWOCD: Do stop talking behind my back. It's awfully rude.

TOS10: Who says we were?

TWOCD: Not who, what.

BB: Damn.

TWOCD: John was still typing. He already did his blog for today, so obviously he was still on the chatroom. I know there is a private chat option, therefore he must have been using private chat to insult me. What were you saying John?
BB: Nothing.

Sherlock glared at him from across the room.

TOS10: It was nothing important.
TWOCD: Then tell me what it was.
BB: We were talking about your attitude.
TWOCD: Ah. Fair enough.

Despite his blasé reaction, Sherlock was slightly hurt. He knew what John meant by "attitude" and John was the only one whose comments made a dint in his armor… He cringed.

TOS10: You don't care?

TWOCD: Why should I? I know I'm rude, and it means nothing to me.

BB: Yeah, he's always like that too.

TOS10: Wow.

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TOS10: Ah, hello Ruth :).

TM: Hi Doctor :). You're using smilies now?

TOS10: I'm getting used to it…

TM: Oh XD. Anyone else on?

BB: Hi

TWOCD: It says it at the top of the screen. God, normal people are so stupid…

TM: Ah. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson then… XD Nice.

BB: How'd you know?

TWOCD: Probably talking behind our backs.

TM: No, I observed.

TOS10: Oh dear…

TWOCD: oh really?

TM: Your names, and attitudes told me exactly who you were. I've heard of you.

TOS10: {TM} Let me guess… Book?

TM: {TOS10} And TV series.

TOS10: {TM} really? Another one…?

TWOCD: Long silences tend to suggest people talking behind our backs.

TM: What? No.

BB: Sherlock, please…

TWOCD: No, they were speaking behind our backs again!

BB: So what?

TWOCD: IT'S RUDE!

BB: Says you!

TWOCD: What are you insinuating?

TM: PLEASE you two!

BB: Sorry…

TWOCD: Oh honestly, John. Listening to her? She's probably not even legal yet!

TM: Hey! Don't deduce my age!

TWOCD: What? It isn't difficult…

TM: But it's rude.

TWOCD: Like I care.

BB: At least go private, Sherlock.

TWOCD: Why? The only people here are you, me, her, and that strange guy.

TOS10: Strange!?

TM: It's true. In a good way of course :P

TOS10: whatever…

TWOCD: Anyway. Definitely under 20, judging from your use of smilies. You seem to have the attitude of someone who believes themselves to be "all-knowing", so I'd say teen. I'll say around sixteen.

TM: 18 actually.

TWOCD: I was close.

TM: You got it wrong. :P

TWOCD: I was close.

TM: I'm joking x That was great :) x

TWOCD: What?

TM: I thought it was great :)

TOS10: I thought it was pervy….

BB: Oh dear.

TWOCD: Idiot.

TOS10: I beg your pardon!?

TM: He thinks everyone's an idiot.

BB: He thinks everyone's an idiot.

TOS10: … That was odd.

BB: Yeah…

TM: Sorry… Btw, Sherlock. Did you realise that when your username is abbreviated it says OCD? XD

BB: Ahahaha! It does!

TOS10: hehe

TWOCD: Whatever.

Sherlock sighed. He was used to these kinds of comments on various things he did and said by now. None of it bothered him.

TM: So, John, Sherlock… What have you been doing lately?

BB: we just got back from solving a case near Baskerville :)

TM: Awesome! :D

Just then, Sherlock heard his phone go off. He pulled it out. Lestrade had texted him about a case.

"John, we have a case." He stated, before hitting the off button on his laptop.

TheWorldsOnlyConsultingDetective has signed out

TM: Oh, where'd Sherlock go?

BB: He just got a case. Something about a missing painting… Talk soon guys!

TOS10: Bye.

TM: Bye…

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TOS10: You okay, Ruth?

TM: Yeah… Um… I think I need to go lie down…

TOS10: Are you feeling alright?

TM: Yeah… just a bit… dizzy. I'll talk to you later Doctor…

TOS10: Bye Ruth…

TimeMistress has signed out

Ruth closed the lid of her laptop. No… No no no! Reichenbach…


Yes, Reichenbach :/ Now... As a johnlock supporter, I'm really tempted to bring it in, but I want opinions! If a majority of people would rather I didn't, then I won't :) Just cause I love you guys x

See you next update!