King DeDeDe is taking a break from walking so he decides to do some dancing. The Macarena. And some horrible dancing at that. Then he starts singing along. Candace and Meta Knight come looking for him.
When they see him, Candace says, "What's that?"
Meta Knight replies, "It's a crime against nature. Hey, Britney Spears. Come on. We're leaving."
King DeDeDe walks up to Meta Knight and says, "We don't have to tell anyone about this right?"
Meta Knight says, "Right."
King DeDeDe says, "Promise?"
Meta Knight says, "I promise I won't tell."
King DeDeDe says, "Good."
Meta Knight says under his breath, "But that doesn't mean Candace can't tell them."
King DeDeDe walks by Candace and spots the others. He starts running up to them.
They all say, "Where the hell were you guys?"
Meta Knight says, "We were finding Britney Spears over here on his food break."
Phineas says, "Well, what kept ya?"
Everybody looks over at Phineas and King DeDeDe says, "Where the hell have YOU been? We haven't heard from you in like, three chapters."
Candace answers Phineas by saying, "Something illegal, that's for sure."
They all continue on to the east. King DeDeDe spots something big and white in the distance.
He asks, "Hey, Meta Knight. What's that?"
Meta Knight says, "That is Castle Hall. Come on. Let's get a closer look."
They all run towards Castle Hall.
Then a green box falls down and King DeDeDe busts it open. A lollipop pops out.
Doofenshmirtz and Perry turn a corner.
Doofenshmirtz says, "Where are they?"
Then, they spot them. Doofenshmirtz runs over and starts babbling out.
No one understands him but Kirby.
Kirby says, "KIRBY!"
Kirby starts waving his hands and Candace says, "Oh, great. More charades."
King DeDeDe exclaims, "YEAH!"
Kirby points to the rail and Meta Knight says, "The rail, of course."
Then Kirby makes a ticking noise and Phineas says, "A clock?"
Candace says, "A bomb?"
Kirby nods his head. Then, he makes big boom boom noises and Phineas says, "The bomb exploded?"
Kirby nods again. Then, he tries to make it look like something flying with his hand.
Meta Knight says, "Swerve?"
Candace says, "Bends?"
Kirby shakes his head no.
Phineas and Ferb say, "Bumps?"
Kirby shakes his head no once more.
They all think for a moment and King DeDeDe exclaims, "I've got it!"
Candace says, "Oh, shit!"
King DeDeDe continues, "You are the walrus? Yes! Come, silent walrus! Let us storm the Castle! I will dawn my safety gear!"
King DeDeDe runs over and grabs the lollipop and turns invincible. He runs off to Castle Hall, leaving all the others to play their arousing game of charades.
Meta Knight says, "Something in the sky?"
Kirby nods. Candace yells out, "One of the Legendary machines?"
Kirby nods and Candace walks up to Doofenshmirtz.
Just then, King DeDeDe comes back from his quest and walks over to Candace.
King DeDeDe says, "I'm sorry. The princess is in another castle."
Candace says, "Did you really see one of the Legendary machines, Doofenshmirtz?"
Doofenshmirtz forces out a, "Yeah…"
King DeDeDe takes out his hammer and hits Candace over the head.
He says, "Why didn't you tell me?"
Candace says, "Stop that!"
King DeDeDe says, "Sorry. Force of habit."
He walks over to Doofenshmirtz and whacks him in the face with his hammer and says, "There, happy?"
Doofenshmirtz says, "Oh, COME ON!"
Meta Knight says, "King DeDeDe you can't do that. It's not right… This is how you do it."
Meta Knight walks over to King DeDeDe and takes the hammer. He whacks Doofenshmirtz in the face.
He says, "See. That's how you do it."
Doofenshmirtz says, "Has anyone ever heard of good free will??!!"
Doofenshmirtz looks over at Perry and Perry starts smiling.
Doofenshmirtz looks away and says, "Shut up, Perry the Platypus."
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