PotterRoolz: Well, it looks like the amazing series is coming to the end, I hope this clinches it. I'll pretend to be ... [drumroll A N00b !!!
[Pathetic Startup
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la laa laa la
PREVIOUSLY ON HOW TO GET A RUNESCAPIAN AGGRAVATED -
Leo King does fics: Cut, cut, cut! People that was terrible, and, just a note, Capital Letters, we DON'T DO 'PREVIOUSLYS'
Director: We don't?
Leo King does fics: I have a director now, huh?! GEDDOUTTA TOWN, YOU BUM!
PotterRoolz: Can we move this along, now, Capital Letters? Leo? I'm getting bored - infact the start-up nearly reduced me to tears - of boredom-cos-I-hate-the-start-up-ness
Audience: Lol
Leo King does fics: Hey, since when was an audience supposed to be here? This is a non-live broadcasting, not a theatre show!
SO, MANY ROWS LATER ...
Leo King does fics: Oh, don't you start, Letters!
Cameraman: Hey, give 'im a break!
Leo King does fics: A cameraman too? OUTTA HERE!! And the audience, and the assistants, and the best boys, and the best girls, and the actors, and EVERYBODY! GET OUT!!! Except you, Capital Letters
GOODIE! SO ... EVERYONE HAD LEFT THE BUILDING, AND LEO KING DOES FICS WAS IN SLOW REALIZATION THAT HE HAD NO ACTORS TO STAR IN HIS STORY. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT HAPPENED TO SQUARE BRACKETS?
[Mmgh - mmgh, let me out!
Leo King does fics: Err ... you didn't see nothing.
Police Cop: You're under arrest for the kidnapping of a piece of punctuation which, for some reason, can talk.
Leo King does fics: Noooooo ...
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One of those TV breakdown spokesman: This channel is going off the air, as there is nobody to tell the story, except Capital Letters, but he too was put in jail for being too capital. Toodles!
Robotic Voice: NINE YEARS LATER
Leo King does fics: I'm finally out
Reviewer: Not just out of prison, but you're out of room for any more story
Leo King does fics: No, way! I'll just make it an epic!
Reviewer: Suit yourself
ONE EPIC LATER
Leo King does fics: Capital Letters, I see you're back
YEP
Leo King does fics: You just missed the epic
NO I DIDN'T, I WAS JUST THERE TO SAY 'ONE EPIC LATER'
Leo King does fics: Oh, good then. So, PotterRoolz, on with the story. Oh yes, and square brackets, you acting in this?
[Yes. Yes I am.
Leo King does fics: Done, and done
[Yay
EL CR&PPO STARTUP AGAIN
[PotterRoolz was pretending to be a noob -
THE END
A/N: What? Where has my precious story gone? Where has my title of Leo King does fics gone? No, it can't be, I've run out of space!
THE END AGAIN
Leo King does fics: No it isn't. I DEMAND SPACE FOR MY STORY!
Wordpad: Fine
[PotterRoolz was pretending to be a noob, and he came across Ownz-Range on Lumbridge. A silence follows.
PotterRoolz: You es El B$rd
Take 2:
Ownz-Range: Hello, who are you again?
PotterRoolz: Moby Duck
Take 3:
Ownz-Range: Hell -
[Nuclear Missile falls
Take 67:
PotterRoolz: Am I gay?
Ownz-Range[Bleeping noises
THE END, REALLY I SWEAR THIS TIME
[One six-million page epic later
You notice that PotterRoolz never got to be a noob or annoy anyone in this
