Disclaimer: i don't own Gorillaz or Asda
"Uh oh."
2D looked up from his cereal after hearing Russel. Then, with his mouth full, let out a muffled "Wot?".
Without turning back Russel replied. "We're running outta stuff. We're gonna need to go shopping." At this statement, Murdoc and Noodle glanced up. All three bandmates then expressed horror at the thought of food shopping.
"Sh-shopping?" Noodle asked hesitantly. Russel nodded. Everyone in the kitchen then groaned. Shopping was always the most boring of all tasks. In fact, all bandmembers silently agreed that they hated shopping with a vengeance. The only exception was Russel; him being the only one who would actually be willing to go shopping. Unfortunately for them, Russel wouldn't be able to carry all of the bags. Which meant that they would all have to go.
"i guess this means we're goin' to Asda then." 2D said.
With all members of Gorillaz present at the kitchen table, Russel began making a list of the things they would need, the others contributing in their own way. ("I want pocky!" "I need sum fags..." "Shut up Faceache! It's vodka we need!")
When they were finally ready, Russel, Murdoc, 2D and Noodle climbed into the Geep and set off to Asda.
Once in Asda, Russel grabbed a shopping trolley and gave it to Noodle to control. In his opinion, 2D would end up accidentally crashing into things and Murdoc would just crash into things on purpose. In the meantime, he would only trust Noodle with the control of the trolley. He took out the list of things that they needed to buy and guided the others towards one of the aisles.
Noodle slowly pushed the trolley down the aisle, as if in a trance. Murdoc and 2D right behind her; 2D looking terribly confused, Murdoc scowling and frightening small children in the process.
As they moved down the aisle, Russel began putting food into the trolley. Milk, eggs, cheese, sausages, fish etc. The group began moving down another aisle. While the drummer led the small group, the other three tried thinking of ways to make this boring experience more bearable.
However, I Spy just made them more frustrated and bored. As Russel started inspecting pizzas and their toppings, Murdoc then thought of a brilliant idea, and almost kicked himself for not thinking of it sooner.
He began to whisper his idea to 2D and Noodle when he was sure that Russel wouldn't be able to hear. And as he told them his idea, the two suddenly began to grin mischieviously. Then as Russel became more distracted with the problem of which pizza to buy, the others began to sneak away. Somehow, they managed to leave Russel's sight without him noticing.
When the drummer finally turned around (after deciding to just buy one of each type of pizza), he dropped the food he'd been holding as he finally noticed that Noodle, 2D and Murdoc had escaped...and they had taken the shopping trolley with them.
"oh shit." This was not good. Who knows what they might do. Russel quickly glanced up and down the aisle. But finding that they were nowhere in sight, he began to panic slightly. He didn't have a clue where they might be. Afterall, Asda is pretty big. It's easy to lose someone if you become separated (A/N: trust me, i know. It's happened to me a few times xD). Russel's first guess was to check the aisles where they were most likely to be. Which meant the alcohol section.
Luckily it was only two aisles down from where he was. But on arriving, he found no Murdoc loading rum into the trolley. His next guess was to check the video game section. 2D and Noodle were bound to be there!
But on running another three aisles down and arriving at the video game section, he found that there was no 2D and Noodle squealing over a newly released game, or pretending to be zombies.
Russel was about to give up. He didn't know where to look next. For a while he just stood there, contemplating what to do. His answer came when a voice came onto the intercom, addressing all of Asda.
"This is an announcement. Can three individuals please stop riding down the aisles on a shopping trolley? This endangers our customers and may cause damage to the store. If you fail to stop, you will be escorted out by security. Thankyou."
As he listened to the announcement, Russel's face changed from laughter, to surprise, to anger as he realised who those three individuals may be. Who else could it be? These "individuals" could only be Murdoc, Noodle and 2D. It was just like them to do something like this. So he began looking down the aisles, hoping to catch them before they did any permanent damage.
Meanwhile on the other side of Asda, 2D and Noodle were sitting in the shopping trolley, the contents having been emptied out long ago. They both grinned at Murdoc, showing they were ready. Murdoc smirked and began pushing.
He kept on pushing the trolley until it was at its fastest, before jumping on himself. All three hung on tightly; all of them laughing loudly at the fun they were having while they zoomed down the aisle.
As they neared the end of the aisle and were about to enter a new one just in front of them, the three bandmates didn't notice Russel to the side. Of course, by the time any of the four noticed each other, it was too late to stop what was inevitably going to happen.
As the trolley was about to whiz past the drummer, he reached out, as if to stop it, but still knowing that it was no good. And as 2D, Murdoc and Noodle neared a huge pyramid of cereal boxes, they began to scream out of sheer delight at what everyone knew was going to happen.
CRASH!
Yes. The three crashed the trolley into the pyramid, causing most of it to fall to the floor and cereal to spill out of the boxes. During the impact, the three had also spilled out of the trolley. 2D had landed on his stomache, and was looking a little winded. Murdoc landed on his back and was staring blankly. And Noodle had landed on the boxes upside down.
The young guitarist was the first to notice Russel approaching. As the others noticed, they winced slightly at the furious expression on his face. They cringed, expecting him to yell furiously as he opened his mouth to scold them. And yell was exactly what Russel was about to do. But then he changed his mind, and said something else.
"How old are you three?"
2D, Noodle and Murdoc answered by bursting into laughter, ignoring the odd looks from the people around them.
This came to me when i remembered how me and my dad rode a shopping trolley down the aisles in Asda while my mum shouted at us to behave and act our age for once xD
I also wanted to write a nice fun one because i got good news on saturday. I passed my college course! I'm so happy i'm not a failure! lol
