-1What's up? My name is Jubilife, and I have a lot of other popular stories. I hit my head on the concrete last night, but I didn't get any concussion. I just have to stay here a couple of days for them to make sure. Did you know hospitals had computers? I didn't. Well, I'll beat PokeRus' story right here and now.

"Hey, Gary, go get some supplies for the project. We need them in order to create that advanced fossilization machine." Gary's boss called. Gary rolled his eyes. He didn't want to do it, but he was only the assistant.

"Okay. You owe me for this." He said as he headed out the door. He headed straight for the nearest town. It was a little out of the way, and would never appear on anyone's map, and thus didn't have a pokemon center. It had a pokemart, though, and that was all he needed. H walked into the town and strolled over to the pokemart. Right when he got there, a big creature landed on the top of the building. It sniffed some of its horrid breath on him, making him gag. This only made the creature madder.

"You know what? I think this calls for a song. You wanna hear a song?" Gary asked. The creature breathed some fire at him. Gary nodded. He was about to totally pull a Ash for the first time in his life.

"Yo Danny Phantom he was just fourteen when his parents built a very strange machine, designed to fuel a world unseen: Gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom: When the stuff didn't work his folks they just quit and then Danny took a look inside of it, there was a great big flash everything just changed his molecules got all rearranged: Phantom Phantom: When he first woke up he had realized he had snow white hair, and glowing green eyes, he could walk through walls disappear and fly he was much more unique than the other guy, it was then that he new what he had to do, he had to stop all the ghosts that were comin through, HE'S HERE TO FIGHT FOR ME AND YOU! Gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom, Gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom, Gonna catch em all cause he's-" Gary whispered the last two words: "-Danny Phantom!" Gary started taking boys from all the people who had gathered around to hear him.

"Thank you! If you want to hear the song sung by the actual singer and with music tune into Danny Phantom on Nickelodeon every day!" Gary said. This severely pissed the creature off. It rose into the air, and fired a massive flamethrower on the crowd. Everyone scattered. Gary ran inside the pokemart, where a bunch of others fled. He saw all kinds of people in there. One of them was an old woman, who walked up to him.

"Are you a pokemon trainer?" She asked. Whispers swept through the store.

"Um, you could say that. What was that thing? I don't think I've ever seen one of those." Gary said, looking out the window.

"That's a Salamence. It originates from the Hoenn region. They are extremely rare in the wild because so many trainers capture its pre evolved forms so much. This one just showed up one day, wreaking havoc. Can you help?" She asked. Gary nodded.

"Sure thing." He said, boldly striding outside. Salamence stood out there, waiting. Apparently that song really pissed him off.

"Let's go Umbreon!" Gary yelled, throwing out a pokeball, and releasing his pokemon. Umbreon came out, and was ready for a battle.

"Use shadow ball!" Gary ordered. Umbreon fired a black orb at Salamence. It countered by firing a green orb. The two attacks collided, creating a mighty explosion.

"Was that a dragon pulse? Doesn't matter, cause we'll give him a dig attack!" Gary said. Umbreon tunneled its way under ground. Salamence looked around, trying to find where the dark type was, but decided to just fly into the air to avoid the attack. It did just that, flapping its wings and getting high off of the ground. That didn't stop Umbreon. It erupted from underneath the earth, and flew up to where Salamence was.

"Use shadow claw!" Gary said, pumping his fists. Umbreon obeyed instantly, slashing Salamence with its claw, which was surrounded by a dark aura. Salamence was knocked to the ground. Umbreon landed on its feet.

"Now use shadow ball once more!" Gary shouted. Umbreon obeyed, firing another black sphere of energy at its downed opponent. Salamence rose up, and sliced the attack with its claw, which was glowing a bright green.

"Hmmm, for all of my ghost type attacks, Salamence has a dragon type attack that mirrors it. I'll have to rely on my dark type attacks if I want to win." Gary said. Salamence chose now to go on the offensive. It fired a flamethrower at Umbreon.

"Dodge it!" Gary ordered. Umbreon jumped over the jet of fire. Salamence quickly flew straight at Umbreon, began twirling in a circle, and became surrounded by a purple energy.

"Is that a dragon rush? Use feint attack!" Umbreon disappeared, making Salamence miss. It then reappeared, and slammed its head against the dragon types back. The pokemon fell forward, but rolled over and slammed its wing, which was glowing a hard silver, across Umbreon's face. The pokemon was knocked back a great distance, landing on its back.

"Come on Umbreon, get up!" Gary said. Umbreon slowly pulled itself off the ground.

"Good. Now use pursuit!" Umbreon leapt at Salamence. The dragon tried to fly higher into the sky, but Umbreon slashed it across the back so ferociously that it fell to the floor again. Umbreon landed on its feet. A small smile forming on its lips. Salamence turned around and fired a green jet of… something at Umbreon. The dark type jumped over the green stuff (sorry guys, I have no idea what the hell a dragon breath is made out of. Maybe its their breath? I doubt it…) without being ordered to.

"Now, use mimic!" Umbreon smiled, and fired a dragon breath of its own. It hit Salamence in the chest, knocking it into the sky.

"I've been knocking you around for a while, and I'm getting bored. Use shadow claw!" Gary said, ready to wrap it up. Umbreon jumped at Salamence, and began to relentlessly slash it with the shadow claws. Salamence was greatly injured by the barrage, and it was still going! It decided to stop it, right now. Its skull began to glow a bright blue. It lowered it, and slammed it into Umbreon, knocking it straight to the ground. It then fired a flamethrower.

"Dodge it!" Gary cried. Umbreon rolled over, barely avoiding the red hot flames.

"Damn… that Salamence use Zen headbutt, and now Umbreon is all tired out. I'm gonna have to end this, right now. Use shadow ball!" Umbreon fired a black sphere at Salamence. The dragon pokemon, who wasn't expecting this, got hit in the face. It took a mighty fall to the ground, where it didn't move.

"Did…did I win?" Gary asked. Umbreon walked over to the spot where Salamence lay still.

"Well?" Umbreon's eyes became giant golf balls. It tried to run back to Gary for some reason. It didn't take him long to find out why. Salamence roared downwards, surrounded by that purple energy, and landed right on top of Umbreon. Gary's pokemon was knocked out instantly.

"Umbreon!" Gary cried. He never expected a wild pokemon to be smart enough to use substitute, and wait to attack until its opponent let its guard down. He pulled out another pokeball.

"Well let's see how well you do against Electivire." Gary said. He was answered by a monstrous flamethrower. Salamence was now on a frenzy, firing flamethrowers left and right. Townspeople were running in all directions, trying to go anywhere but where the Salamence was. Soon, the entire village was on fire. Gary ran all the way to the lab. And told the professor everything.

On Sunday, December Ninth, Crimson Town was destroyed. Two people were killed, and the area is now a ruins. No one knows what happened to the Salamence, but the ruin will forever be known as the flame pit.

Yes! Take that PokeRus! I think I just won another round. Be sure to check out the IRB, and review to say which Umbreon vs. Salamence battle you liked more. Oh, and when PokeRus posts before me, don't review and vote for me because you like me more, or you don't like PokeRus. I want to see who the better writer is, and if I get a ton of sympathy votes I feel like I can't write worth a shit. Please don't do that. I'm hungry.