Blu: For those who guessed from that Next Episode segment in the last chapter, yes, Disgaea 3 characters will be featured in this chapter! Mainly because I want that game...but it doesn't even come out in the states until later August...and games in the states don't come down here in the islands for a couple of months...

Naruto: Um...Blu? If you haven't played the game...why are you using characters and a setting from it?

Blu: Oh, I don't know. Maybe I want to make it up to my readers for the lack of action in the last chapter. But even if I haven't played the game, I'll wing it from what I know. Besides, this is an AU, remember? If I screw around with Disgaea 3's story a bit, everyone will forgive me. I mean, it's only fan fiction.

Rozalin: Maybe so, but...I heard the game takes place in a school?

Naruto: School? School?! Not school!! Anything but that...!

Raspberyl: Blu Rose doesn't own Naruto or the Disgaea series, but she does own copies of Naruto games and manga, Disgaea 2, Afternoon of Darkness, and also this story.

Naruto: It's the bat girl in the schoolgirl outfit again!!

Raspberyl: I have a name, you know... Read the script!

Prinnies: Now on with the show, doods!

X-X-X

School--the bane of every human child's existence. It's where they remember the most embarrassing and worst moments of their young lives. Popularity, fights with rivals, hated teachers and sleeping on said teacher's desk as a way of getting back at them... In the Netherworld, schools exists (probably why some humans describe it as living hell), but it is different from an average human school in many ways such as how classes are conducted, how students act, and how graduation is possible. It is mainly where demons train to learn how to spread chaos and havoc throughout the Netherworld. Such a school is the Maritsu Evil Academy, where most of the vassals of Overlord Rozalin attended to gain their status.

X-X-X

:Episode 11:

:An Absence of Justice:

X-X-X

"Mmm... Oh, my. That is quite a problem, isn't it?"

"Damn right it's a problem, vato!! Somebody stole our Greatest Hits copy of Teenage Mutant Samurai Pigs Seasons 1, 2, and 3!!" A little brown Orc shouted in a Spanish accent. Sitting before him behind a desk was a tall, slim, gray-skinned demon wearing a black suit with red tails, white gloves, a tie, and a pair of small glasses. His partially bald hair and beard were pure white.

"And you're certain that you didn't simply...misplace it?" The old gentleman asked.

"OF COURSE NOT!!" The Orc squealed. "Me and my bros always hide our goods in a place in our room! But when we came back from lunch, we found our room was messed up, man! I wanna beat up the Chico who thinks he's got the juevos to mess with us!!" Tears began to well up in the helmet-wearing pig's eyes. "That was a gift from our Abuela, man! She stole for us for our birthday!! How could someone steal somethin' our Granny stole for us, man?!"

The old gentleman sweatdropped, but the reaction in his eyes was unseen. "Er, very well... I will see into this. You just...go about your day normally."

"You better, Headmaster." The Orc gave a grunt as he jumped out of his seat and walked out of the office.

"Oh...! Just look at all this..." The old gentleman began to rummage through several of the papers on his desk. "So many students have reported missing items. Photographs, textbooks, video games...even toothbrushes! Hm..." He looked up at the ceiling where an image of Overlord Zennon's seal was. "Maybe it's time to ask for a favor..."

X-X-X

Meanwhile, at the Overlord's castle...

"More weight," said Naruto as he held up a large steel weight that had the words '200 Tons' written on the large iron wheels with both hands over his head. A pair of Prinnies slipped on a pair of smaller wheels onto the weight that read '50 tons'. The orange-clad ninja picked up with a bit more effort, but still managed to lift it over his head. "More." He dropped the weight, causing cracks to spread across the floor. The Prinnies slipped on some 10-ton weights, but the blonde managed to lift that up as well. "MORE!!"

The Prinnies glanced at each other before looking up at Naruto once he had put down the weight. "We've got nothing left, dood."

"Come on. You must have something else that's heavy!"

The Prinnies glanced at each other again before jumping onto each side of the weight. The blonde managed to successfully lift it up still. "Ohhhhhh, dood!!"

"Well, Mr. Uzumaki? Do you still think that the Hercules Belt doesn't live up to its name?" Asked a demon merchant. She had short, spiky hair and black eyes, and wore tight black pants and a black bra with large glasses.

Naruto dropped the weight. The Prinnies slowly slid off of it with swirls in their eyes as he held onto the belt wrapped around his waist. "Okay, I admit, it's a great belt. But...is that Kusanagi sword the actual Kusanagi or is it just a copy?"

"The Kusanagi comes in many shapes and sizes depending on the universe it comes from. Would you like a particular model?"

"Uh... Just how many models of Kusanagi are there?"

"Heh-heh-heh! Do you really want to know?" The merchant asked as a suspicious glint appeared in her glasses.

Naruto sweatdropped. "Um... Never mind. You sell any other accessories? Say...jewelry?"

The merchant sweatdropped. "Wha? Jewelry? Are you serious?"

"What? You don't sell anything? Rings, bracelets, earrings...?"

"Huh? N-no, I do! I do! It's just that...most people usually ask for accessories like emblems or belts or muscles to help power them up for battle. It's been so long since I've actually sold jewelry."

Naruto's face brightened and a grin spread out across his face. "So you have jewelry?"

"Yup."

'Score!!' The blonde exclaimed in his head as a chibi-Naruto kicked a soccer ball into a goal.

The merchant pumped a fist in the air. "Know that as a Rosen Queen merchant, I have access to every piece of jewelry in the Multiverse! But it ain't cheap. And if it's made of a substance not of this netherworld, it'll be even more expensive."

The orange-clad ninja bit down on his lip as he began to argue with himself subconsciously. 'This is bad... I may not have enough left over to buy myself something good!' "Alright, then!! Show me the money!!"

A cat-like smirk appeared on the merchant's face as her glasses reflected light, despite the fact that they were inside of the castle where no sunlight could be seen. "With pleasure..."

X-X-X

"Oh... What a slow day," Rozalin mumbled to herself as she sat in the courtyard sipping tea. "How boring. I wish someone in this netherworld or the some other world had the courage to challenge me..." She held her cup out for Vicky to refill. "I may as well just ask the Dark Assembly if I can go pick a fight with some powerful being from another universe."

"Now you're starting to sound like Naruto," the busty demoness pointed out as she poured the tea into the cup.

"Do you think?"

Vicky arched an eyebrow. "Yes... You know, there was a time when you'd hate to be compared to him. Have you grown used to him?"

"...Perhaps he's rubbed off on me. What of it?"

The busty demoness began to smile. "Do you like like him?" The Overlord spat out her tea into her vassal's face, much to the redhead's distaste. "So is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?"

"What...what would make you think that I would...like him like that?!" Rozalin screeched with her cheeks red. She turned her back to her vassal and held her nose up in the air. "I will have you know that Naruto is nothing but my vassal. My pawn. My personal plaything."

"Personal plaything...?"

"DO NOT READ INTO THAT THE WRONG WAY!!"

Vicky immediately began to bow. "I'm sorry, Princess! I was wrong to think that you were one for such naughty thoughts!" She raised her head slightly. "But don't you really like him?"

Rozalin kept her back turned. "...Silly Vicky. I am a demon. Demons of high nobility like myself do not fall in love for humans." 'At least...not I. Never again...' She then turned around and looked down at the busty demoness. "Why are you asking these questions, anyway?"

"...Alright, I'll confess. Happy Birthday, Princess!" Vicky exclaimed as she held her arms out wide.

The blonde blinked. "It...is not my birthday."

"Of course it is. Technically, you were born 17 years ago."

"No, I wasn't. You know that."

The red-haired demon pouted. "Come now, Princess. Naruto's the only one who knows about it, anyway. I told him to get you a present."

Rozalin's face became tomato red and she began to shake. "What? You told him about--"

"I didn't say anything about that. I merely said that it was your birthday and nothing more."

"But why?"

"Well..." Vicky began to poke her two index fingers together. "I was hoping that maybe something would happen to make you two fall in love as soon as he gave you a nice present."

The Overlord smirked in such a way that her vassal felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand on end. "Hmph! We will see about that! I highly doubt that anything that blonde fool gives me will be worthy of being called 'nice'."

'Oh, dear... Must she be so defensive about this? It's pretty obvious that she's far closer to Naruto than any of her vassals. Well...except for me, but I'm an exception.' At that moment, the demonic nurse blinked. "Oh, look. A Prinny."

"Hm? What do you think you're doing? You are not diverting my attention so easily!!" Rozalin then felt a tug at the skirt of her dress. She looked down and saw a red Prinny holding a letter. "Letter for Overlord Rozalin, dood." It held up the letter and the blonde took it. "Hmmm..." When the Prinny realized it was going to be tipped, it walked out of the courtyard, mumbling obscenities.

"Who's it from? Is it that challenge you've been asking for?"

The Overlord flipped the envelope over and stared at the emblem that was on the flap. After a few seconds, her eyes widened and a gasp escaped her lips. "I-I can't believe this!! This is...!"

"What? What is it?" Vicky peered over Rozalin's shoulder and stared at the letter. Her eyes became the size of dots. "This...must not be good."

X-X-X

Much later, in front of the Dimensional Gate, a group had assembled, made up of Sasuke, Sakura, Adell, Yukimaru, Faust, Morgan, Aria, and Ina.

"What exactly is going on?" Faust asked no one in particular. "Rozalin just rushed us in here without explaining what was wrong."

"Maybe it's something urgent!" Aria exclaimed.

"What's urgent? The last time someone challenged her to take her throne, we took our cool time before going to the area and killing them all in a second."

"Well... Maybe it's even more urgent! Maybe that Laharl guy came back for revenge!!" The Fallen Angel exclaimed, her eyes reduced to little dots. "And he's gotten his hands on something that increases his power tenfold, so now in terms of power levels, his is over 9000!!" The rest of the group sweatdropped after hearing this. "I get goose bumps just thinking about that..."

"We really should stop that girl from watching too much anime," said Faust as he gave Aria a half-lidded glare.

"Knowing her, it wouldn't make her any less weird..." Ina mumbled as a large drop of sweat ran down the side of her head.

Adell began to look around. "...Where's Naruto?"

"I dunno. I haven't seen him all morning," said Sakura with a shrug. "He could be in the Item World."

"But I thought he couldn't get in there without Rozalin."

The pink-haired kunoichi began to stroke her chin in an intellectual manner. "Hmmm... Well, he can't go a certain number of feet unless Rozalin's nearby...so he has to be somewhere in the castle."

The red-haired Demon Buster gave a sigh of relief and slumped over slightly. "Phew! That's a relief! For a moment, I thought this thing was about Naruto."

Rozalin then entered the room, dragging Naruto by the back of his collar as he attempted to free herself from her clutches. "Lemme go!! Lemme gooooo!!" The blonde ninja screamed as he clawed at air, kicking his feet in a childish manner. "I need to buy iiiiit!!"

"You won't be buying anything! There's important business to be done!!" The Overlord shouted. She dragged him over to the Dimensional Gate and released him before turning to face her other vassals. "Now... I have been called in to deal with a problem at a local school."

"School?! What's an Overlord doing at a school?!" The blonde ninja shouted.

Rozalin began to stare at the ground. "Well... There is a favor being called upon me...by someone who knew my father."

Naruto blinked. "Your father...? Is this guy some sort of ex-vassal of his?"

"You'll see once we get there."

"So...there are schools in the Netherworld?" Sakura asked with an arched eyebrow. "I can't imagine what they teach."

"How to persuade others by force and cause havoc in the world?'" Sasuke guessed in a flat tone of voice.

"'Pre-Magic' for freshmen?" Naruto joked. "'Prinny Tossing 101'?"

"As I said, you'll see when we get there," said Rozalin as she pulled the orange-clad ninja up and made him stand on his feet. She turned around the face the Healer who served as the Dimensional Gate Keeper. "Faith!! To Maritsu Evil Academy!!"

X-X-X

In a flash of light, Rozalin and her vassals appeared in front of a large, tall building. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Adell stared up at the building in awe, their jaws hanging open.

"Wow...! This place is big!!" Adell and Naruto shouted at the same time.

Sasuke arched an eyebrow as he saw a familiar symbol one the porch above the large doorway. "Isn't that the same symbol Rozalin put on us to make us her vassals?" 'And also the one that appeared when she got all that power at the stadium?'

"That's the symbol of my father," the blonde Overlord answered. "When he became the Overlord and killed the original Overlord, they replaced that Overlord's symbol with Father's."

"So, the former Overlord promoted the education of children?"

"Actually, he created this school so that its students could learn how to spread chaos and havoc throughout the netherworld."

Naruto and Sasuke sweatdropped. "Wow... You were right, Sasuke!!"

'It wouldn't take much to figure that out...' The Uchiha thought with half-lidded eyes.

"That's kind of weird for a demon, isn't it?" Morgan whispered to Faust, who nodded in agreement.

"It is weird! Why would demons need to be schooled in the proper arts of chaos?" Faust asked with an arched eyebrow. "It should come naturally! Unless all the students here are pansies and losers."

"That's not true!!" Ina shouted loudly as a vein throbbed on her head. "For your information, you can learn things at Maritsu Academy that you can't learn around the Netherworld or from specialized guilds!!"

"What're you being so defensive for?" The Skull let out an exasperated sigh and cocked an eyebrow upward. "Wait, don't tell me: you're a graduate from Maritsu Evil Academy."

"Uh...no. Actually, Hatake is."

"Ha...Hatake?!" Morgan, Aria and Naruto shouted in shock.

"Yup. He said he was an Honor Student here."

"It figures that a guy like him used to be an Honor Student. Probably got all A's on his report card, too! What a nerd..." The blonde ninja muttered.

"It's better than getting all D's and C-minus's like another certain ninja," Sakura pointed out.

"Hey, that's in the past!" He mumbled as they walked through the door.

X-X-X

"It's even bigger on the inside!!" Aria exclaimed in awe after the group had entered into the main hall. There were several demons traversing the hall, both humanoid and beast. "And look at all the demons! What's that? What's that one? I don't think I've ever seen demons like this before!"

"Yeah, it's pretty weird. Even the Warriors and Healers here dress differently," said Naruto as he looked at a female Healer with short blonde hair and a female Warrior wearing a plain white shirt with black shorts that passed by into a room.

The bell ran and some of the demons in the hall walked into the classroom. The others that remained either went deeper into the hall or stood in place.

"Wait a minute, how come only a few of them went to class?"

"Maybe there are more delinquents in a netherworld school than in a human school," said Sakura.

Rozalin began to look around. "Now, where is the Headmaster's office...?" She pulled out the letter from inside of her dress and flipped it over, revealing a map of the school. "Let's see... His office is somewhere around..." After a few seconds, a large red question mark appeared above her head.

"What's the matter, Rozalin?" The blonde ninja asked as he peered over her shoulder.

"This...this doesn't say anything about where his office is!" The Overlord folded her arms across her chest and frowned. "Hmph!! How does he expect us to solve his problems when we can't even find his office?!"

"Maybe we should ask one of the students around here. I'm sure they'd know where the Headmaster's office is," said Morgan. She pointed over at a group of humanoid demons who were standing down the hall, talking amongst themselves.

"Um... I'm not so sure about that, Morgan," Faust spoke with a sweatdrop running down the side of his head as his sister walked towards the group. "The kids at Magic School aren't exactly tough enough to be called bullies...but these guys probably are."

The purple-haired Mage cleared her throat and tapped on one demon, a young male warrior with dark green hair wearing a brown shirt and black pants and gloves, in the back. "Excuse me, do you know where the Headmaster's office is?" The Warrior looked at her from over his shoulder with a glare, but said nothing and went back to talking with his friends. Morgan poked him in the back again. "Excuse me? I asked if you know where the Headmaster's office is."

The Warrior gave a groan and turned around to face her. "Get lost!" He punched Morgan in the face and sent her flying back into her brother. "Stupid mages..."

"Morgan! Are you okay?! Say something!!" Faust exclaimed as he slapped his sister in the face. She had a hand imprint on her face and swirls in her eyes.

"Look at all the pretty birdies...!" The purple-haired girl spoke in a daze.

A vein began to throb on the Skull's head as he stood up, holding his staff up into the air. "GIGA FIRE!!" In a flash of light, the warrior and his two friends were engulfed in flames. After the flames faded, the demons appeared charred and had smoke rising up from their bodies. "How's that?! Get a taste of your own medicine!!"

"Guh!! Stupid mages!! I'm gonna clobber you!!" The Warrior shouted as his friends glared at Faust from behind him. One was a young male martial artist with long, ice blue hair wearing only dark blue pants, blue bracers, and blue Chinese style pants. The other was a Gunner wearing a black ten gallon hat that had a face stitched onto it, a black poncho, tight black pants and brown gloves.

"Excuse me? You're the one who started it!!" Naruto exclaimed as he and Adell appeared beside the Skull.

"What's so respectable about a bunch of tough guys having to gang up to take down a weak Skull?!" The redhead shouted as he held up a clenched fist.

Faust glared up at him, a dark aura radiating from his body. "Who the hell are you calling weak?"

Adell sweatdropped. "...You know what I meant! You're physically weak! And common knowledge says that guys like this could easily beat you up."

"So you are calling me weak!!"

"Uh, guys? Can't we argue stats later?!" Naruto shouted loudly as the Warrior and Martial Artist charged forward. He caught the blue-haired demon's fist before it could strike him in the face, but the Warrior jumped over his head and raised an axe over his head.

"Hmph!" Adell jumped over Naruto's head and kicked the Warrior in the face, sending him flying back. He attempted to land a kick on the Martial Artist's head, but he jumped back in time to dodge the blow. The redhead landed in front of his blonde comrade. "Almost got him!" He flinched in pain as a bullet struck him in the arm. "Guh!!"

"Heh-heh-heh! Take this, pardner!" The Gunner whispered to himself as a group of glowing bright blue balls spread out from his body and surrounded Naruto and Adell. "Shootin' Stars!!" He began to shoot several bullets into the balls of light, causing them warp themselves between the balls.

"Whoa! Hey!!" The orange-clad chunin and red-headed Demon Hunter attempted to dodge the bullets by bending over in several odd positions, though a couple managed to hit them. A bullet hit Naruto square in the kneecaps, causing him to fall on his back.

"DAMN!!"

"Uh-oh!" The Fallen Angel of the group held her hands to her chest as her body began to glow bright green. "Omega Heal!" A green glow radiated from Naruto's body for a few seconds before he jumped back onto his feet.

"Thanks, Aria!" The blonde looked over at Adell. "You ready to do this?"

The redhead smirked and held up a fist. "You know it!"

Both of their bodies began to glow bright red before they sped towards their opponents. Adell somehow managed to circle around a good feet behind them as two more Narutos suddenly poofed into existence. The three Narutos each punched a demon and sent him flying over to Adell, first the Gunner, then the Martial Artist, then the Warrior, who sent them back one at a time with a punch. This continued for quite some time, resembling some sort of demon ping-pong game to those on the sidelines until Adell gathered crackling energy into his fist just as the demon teens were sent flying into his direction and punched the air, creating some sort of black hole that sucked the demons inside. A small implosion occurred and in less than a second, the Warrior, Martial Artist and Gunner fell down onto the cold stone floor, charred and burned. Adell jumped over to Naruto's side and the blonde gave a thumbs-up and a smirk.

"Oh, yeah!! We rule!!"

"Now, are you gonna tell us where the Headmaster's office is, or do we have to go through this again?" The Demon Buster asked as he looked down at the three demons.

"Sc...screw off!!"

"Oh, for the love of--!"

"I could help you find the Headmaster's office," a female voice spoke up, causing Naruto and Adell to arch an eyebrow. A girl with dark pink hair and pink eyes walked around the corner and placed her hands on her hips. She wore something similar to a sailor fuku--a common Japanese school outfit that Naruto had seen often times on the anime shows he watched on the Satellite TV back at the castle. The torso was black and the skirt and collar were white with a single black line going along them. She also wore pink wristbands, black and pink boots with a pair of little skulls on them, and a big skull with pink eyes connected to the zipper of her dress. A pair of black horns grew out of her head, pink and white bat wings came out of her back, and a pink tail stuck out from underneath her skirt, the end shaped like a platypus's tail.

"Really? You don't mind?"

"Tch!! It figures that the good-two-shoes delinquent Raspberyl has to do the right thing!" The Warrior grunted.

"She makes me sick, y'all," the Gunner muttered as he sat up and straightened up his hat.

"Let's get out of here before we all become good Samaritans like her!" With that, the three demons stood up and began to walk away, but the Warrior stopped walking and turned around to glare at Naruto and Adell. "Oh, and if I ever see any of you guys again, I'll kick your ass!!" He then disappeared around the corner.

Faust arched an eyebrow and tilted his head to the side. "Who is he kidding? We totally kicked their asses and they're acting like they won!!"

Morgan held her staff in the air and began to wave it about frantically, flames burning in her eyes. "Who cares?! If those jerks wanna pick another fight with us, they'll be stuck in a block of ice and shattered into a million-zillion little pieces!!"

Ina sweatdropped. "Good to see that revenge hasn't completely clouded your mind."

The pink-haired girl, Raspberyl, sweatdropped. "Um, are you guys still coming?"

"Yes, yes!" Rozalin exclaimed, pushing her way to the front. "We have business with the Headmaster and we must see him urgently. So, if you don't mind leading the way..."

"Just go ask the Dimensional Gate Keeper to send you to the Headmaster's office." The pink-haired girl pointed down the hall. "She's the Cleric at the end of the hall standing in front of the gate. You can't miss her. Well...later!" She then ran over to a door, opened it and ran inside. "I'm so sorry, Champloo-sensei! I was late because I was being a good Samaritan!"

"That is no excuse, Raspberyl! But just because you're a good egg who doesn't break the rules to make an oblate, I'll let it slide. Now, take a seat!" Someone, most likely the teacher, shouted from within the class before the door was slammed shut.

"Well, I guess not all students here are jerks..." Naruto mumbled as the group began to walk down the hall.

X-X-X

In a flash of bright blue light, Rozalin and her vassals appeared in a room Naruto looked to the left, then to the right. There were a few demons there, most likely students, and a pink-haired Magic Knight was sitting behind the desk, filing her nails. "Even the aura reminds me of a principal's office..."

Morgan shivered, her cheeks slightly tinted with blue. "Scary."

Rozalin walked up to the Magic Knight and tapped the desk with her hand. "Ahem! Excuse me, but I have an appointment with the Headmaster. He personally sent for me."

As she continued to file her nails, not even paying the blonde Overlord any mind, the Magic Knight said, "May I see some proof to verify that?" In less than a second, the letter was shoved in front of her face. The Knight blinked and scanned the letter for a moment. "Hmmm... Oh! V-very well, m'lady. You can go see him now."

"What?! That's no fair!!" A female Ronin shouted as she jumped out of her seat and pointed her sword in Rozalin's direction. "I've been waitin' here for hours and as soon as she comes in, she gets to go in?! That's gender discrimination!!"

"What gender discrimination? I'm a woman," Rozalin said, placing a hand to her chest.

"Woman? Don't you mean 'girl'?" Naruto blurted out. His eyes suddenly widened as he realized what he had said and waved his hands in front of him in defense when Rozalin drew her gun. "W-wait!! I didn't mean it!! Honest!!" With one shot, several bullets filled the blonde's body and he fell onto the ground, seemingly dead.

"She killed him again," Sasuke pointed out. He then looked towards the female Ronin, who got caught in the bullet storm as well and was currently lying on the floor as well. "I'm not sure about her."

Sakura knelt down beside her dead teammate and began to revive him. 'I swear, I can't tell who's worse: Naruto or Rozalin.' After the orange-clad ninja was revived, her sat up and began to rub his head as the pink-haired medic folded her arms across her chest. "So, have you learned your lesson?"

"What lesson? She does look like a g--"

"I wouldn't say that while she still has that gun in her hand."

Rozalin cleared her throat, making both Naruto and Sakura stand up. "Shall we go now?" The Overlord asked as she walked up to the door and she opened it. She walked into the Headmaster's office, her vassals following in after her. The door then shut behind them. The office was one of average size and a white-haired old gentleman sat behind a desk. Behind the desk was a tapestry with a picture of a shrouded, red-eyed figure. "Oh, so it's you..."

"Ah, Lady Overlord. So nice to see you," said the old gentleman as he bridged his fingers together on the desk. "I didn't think that you would come."

"I wouldn't have, but with what you said in that letter, it appeared I had no choice but to come. And besides, if anything is going to prevent my future vassals from doing their best, I may as well try to help."

Naruto looked at the Overlord. "You know this guy, Rozalin? Is he an ex-vassal of your Dad's?"

"I am an ex-vassal, but not to her...father, is it?" At this, Rozalin looked out of the corner of her eye as the old gentleman spoke. "I am Geoffrey Jeffrey, a vassal of the Overlord who came before Overlord Zennon--Overlord Aku."

"The Overlord that came...before Zennon?" Ina asked with an arched eyebrow. "I...I think I remember him, but I was still a genin when he was killed."

"Overlord Aku was the one who originally created the Maritsu Evil Academy, where demons could learn how to spread chaos and terror effectively. Those that stuck out and were unique would become his vassals upon graduation. When Overlord Zennon killed him, I was the only one who managed to leave alive. Thankfully, Zennon didn't seem to mind the school or paid attention to it, and so, left it alone. That was when I took over the role of Headmaster in place of Aku."

"Hmph! No one could stand up to my father! He is the God of all Overlords, after all!" Rozalin exclaimed with a smirk.

"Yes, he was." Geoffrey emphasized on the word 'was' as he stroked his beard knowingly. "Anywho, as the new Overlord, I feel as though I had to come to you in order to solve a problem for me: apparently, someone has been stealing items from the students of this school."

A small vein began to throb on Rozalin's head. "Are...you...serious?! You call me over to deal with something as petty as pick pocketing? Me, the Overlord?!"

"I have to admit...that does sound like a pretty stupid task for the Overlord," said Adell as a sweatdrop ran down the side of his head and he folded his arms across his chest. "Isn't this a job for the hall monitor or something?"

"It's not that simple. At first, it started off with minor things--objects like comic books and video games and money. But eventually, it escalated to the point where people found more personal things were being taken from them such as memories, feelings, height and weight... This isn't the work of any Thieves because the Thieves are no longer taking their Exams. I believe this is the work of something that would be more...up your alley, Overlord Rozalin."

The female Overlord placed a hand on her hip and arched an eyebrow. "Oh? Well...that does sound pretty bizarre. Very well. I will help you."

Naruto began to grin and arched an eyebrow. "Really? Geez, Rozalin, helping the youth of the netherworld? Are Overlords supposed to be so kind?"

"Indeed, my lady. Such kindness will be the end of you," said Geoffrey.

Rozalin glared at the old Headmaster out of the corner of her eye as she turned to face her vassal. "I will go undercover as a student to find out who exactly is causing this string of robberies."

"You honestly think that a student is responsible for this?"

"Maybe. Or perhaps a teacher. Who knows?"

"And you're going to do this alone?" Sakura arched an eyebrow and placed her hands on her hips. "That can't be safe!"

The blonde Overlord blinked. "Who says I'm doing this alone? Naruto's going with me."

"WHAT?!" The orange-clad ninja shouted. He held onto his head and began to shake it. "No, no, noooooo!! I don't wanna go back to school!! I hated a human school, and I'm sure I'll hate a demon school!! Just don't take me with you!!" He cried as waterfall tears ran down his cheeks in a comedic manner.

"Stop being such a crybaby!! Think of this as a means of learning more about the netherworld," Rozalin told the blonde as she grabbed onto his jacket and began to pull her blonde vassal towards the door.

"I know about the netherworld: it's a large, scary place where demons keep running and try to kill each other off for the sake of power!!"

Rozalin looked over her shoulder at Geoffrey. "This school has uniforms, correct?"

"Yes... Though very few students actually bother to wear them," the Headmaster answered.

"Do you have a pair lying around somewhere...?"

At that, Naruto's eyes became large and blank. "What the...? Not...uniforms!! Those are horrible!! Terrible!! I'd rather die than wear one of those tight, uncomfortable, horrible...!!"

X-X-X

Several minutes later, Naruto walked back into the office wearing a long black jacket with a red dress shirt, black pants, and black sneakers. Tied around his head was an orange cloth headband with the kanji for Naruto on it instead of his hitai-ate. "Don't I look snazzy?"

Sakura sweatdropped and stared at the blonde with an arched eyebrow. "I'm sorry, I must have heard wrong a couple of minutes ago. Didn't you say you'd rather die than wear a uniform?"

"That was before I realized how good I look in this thing! Heh-heh-heh!" The blonde chuckled to himself as he pulled up the collar of his jacket.

"That...that's not part of the school uniform! Where did you get that?" Geoffrey asked with an arched eyebrow.

"Yup, I look hot!!"

"Oh, so you want teenage demon girls to attempt to rape you again?" Sasuke asked his rival/best friend with an arched eyebrow. All Naruto could do was stare into space, his mouth seemingly gone and his eyes reduced to little dots as beads of sweat trailed down his face. The Uchiha smirked, happy that the blonde ninja was quiet at last.

"If you look good, I must look gorgeous!" Rozalin exclaimed as she walked through the door. She wore a black and white sailor fuku with a white bow on the chest, a white skirt that was several inches above her knees, black stockings, white heeled shoes, and a white bow tied up in her hair instead of a circlet. Naruto stared her with wide eyes before a powerful spurt of blood came out of his nose and he fell to the floor, in a daze as a pool of blood gathered underneath his head. The Overlord blinked and began to smile. "I'll take that as a 'yes, you are'. Now then..." She turned around to look at her other vassals. "While we're investigating the classes, you will explore the school halls--to see if our thief is loitering in them."

"Wait a minute..." Adell narrowed his eyes and groaned. "So, while you're studying in class, we're going to search the halls of this huge school?"

"Yes."

"That's not fair!! From the looks of things, there could be parts of this school that aren't even reachable by normal standards!"

"Oh, don't worry," said Geoffrey as he pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "The Dimensional Gatekeeper will send you to whatever part of the school you want."

The redhead folded his arms across his chest. "You're not helping!"

"Oh, relax. It would be better than sitting in some boring classes, right?" Sakura spoke as she patted the redhead on the shoulder.

Naruto immediately sat up, the blood from his nose smeared on his left cheek. "NOOOOO!! Not classes!!" He was then shot in the chest and fell back down, seemingly unconscious. Rozalin walked up to his unconscious body and proceeded to drag him towards the door, making the others sweatdrop.

"No matter how many times you say you don't want to go, I will make you go no matter what!"

X-X-X

Later, during second period in a class of rowdy demon children both monster and humanoid, the teacher standing at the front of the class, a female Cleric with long, pale pink hair wearing a tight red dress, cleared her throat in an attempt to gain her students attention. When that didn't work, she immediately pulled out a seemingly harmless wooden bow and arrow...until the arrow began to glow bright blue. With a pluck of her finger, the Cleric sent a large beam of blue energy zooming down the student walkway until it hit the wall, causing a large explosion. Several students went flying and landed facedown on the ground. Those that were conscious began to pay attention to their teacher. Rozalin and Naruto, who were standing by the door, sweatdropped.

"Class, we have two new students today, Rozalin and Naruto. I trust you'll make their first day a hard one."

"Yes, teacher!" The students all exclaimed as they gave evil looks to the undercover Overlord and her vassal.

Naruto gulped and whispered to Rozalin, "I don't like the looks they're giving us... And what did she mean by 'make our first day a hard one'?"

"Please, take your seats," the Cleric spoke.

Rozalin immediately grabbed onto the blonde ninja's arm and dragged him over to the only two empty seats that were together. There were more students in this particular class than any other. But then again, this was the only class where handling weapons gave you a grade.

"Now, today's lesson will be on long-distance weaponry..."

The Blue Skull sitting behind Rozalin snickered and spat something through a straw and into her hair. It was big enough for the blonde demoness to feel it hit the back of her head, and she could tell that it was wet without even using her hand.

"There are two types of long-distance weaponry: bows and guns..."

The Skull snickered some more to himself and to his friend, a Green Skull, who threw a paper ball at Rozalin's head. They began to snicker as Rozalin's face turned a shade of red.

"Bows have more attack power than guns and the right kinds can cause all sorts of ailments to a target such as poisoning, fazing, and immediate sleep. But guns can help to hinder a target better than bows. With proper aiming, a gun user can slow down a target by shooting them in the legs, disable them by hitting them in the arms or legs, or immediately kill them with a headshot."

Another paper ball hit Rozalin in the back of the head, causing the Overlord's remaining patience to snap. She immediately stood up and turned around, holding her Noble Rose in her hands. "How dare you?!"

"Uh-oh..." Naruto sweatdropped and ducked underneath his desk. "This isn't going to end well."

And he was right. A ball of purple energy began to form in front of Rozalin's handgun before she pulled the trigger, shooting a large beam of purple energy at the two Skulls. "Proximal Shot!!" The force of the blast pushed the two Skulls and several of the students and desk that had been behind them to be pushed back to the wall and through the hole that the Cleric had made. Rozalin's eyebrow twitched as she held up her Noble Rose threateningly, but Naruto grabbed her by the waist and pulled her down into her seat.

"Are you crazy?!" The black-clad ninja hissed into his master's ear. "You're gonna blow our cover!"

"...It was well worth teaching those fools a lesson in manners. Never hit a lady in the back of her head."

"Especially if she's a gun-wielding psycho like you!!" A half-lidded glare from Rozalin made the blonde squeak, "Never mind! I take that back!"

The teacher clapped her hands and smiled widely. "Excellent, Rozalin! Such skill! There are very few students here who use guns, and most of them are class ditchers! Do you know any other techniques?"

The blonde demoness smirked while her vassal's jaw dropped in shock. "Why, thank you very much! It's so hard for my skill to be appreciated by certain people whose names shall not be mentioned."

"You...you aren't mad at her for wrecking your class?! Erm...even more?!"

"Tch!! Typical human thinking!" A pink-haired female Ronin scoffed as she flipped her ponytail over her shoulder. A few of the students began to laugh at Naruto, making him sink in his seat slightly.

"Since you're new here, I will explain it to you: in Maritsu Evil Academy, the badder you are, the better a student you are. Committing felonies and turning in homework on time are on the same level!"

Naruto sweatdropped. "So, it's good to be bad?"

"Precisely."

"Ugh...!" The teenage chunin held onto his head and began to ruffle his hair. "I should have known... I should have known that's the sort of logic a netherworld school teaches!"

"Now, Rozalin, are you prepared to show us your skills?" The Cleric asked with a sickeningly sweet smile.

"Of course! I am always ready!" Rozalin exclaimed as she folded her hands in her chest.

"Okay then!"

In a flash of light the classroom was suddenly floating somewhere that reminded one of the Item World-. The classroom was merely a large square peace of land with two floors hovering above each other. The floor on the top had the Cleric and her students who were looking down at Rozalin through an invisible floor. Rozalin was on the bottom, still sitting at her desk as a group of four Prinnies suddenly appeared from nowhere.

"Wh-what?! What is this?!" The Overlord shouted loudly as she looked around.

"This is a simulation room. All classrooms have this ability for when the students get too rowdy and need to fight their aggression away," the Cleric's voice echoed from above. "It's also great for showing students how several weapon skills are done. Now, if you please, show us a few gun skills."

Rozalin smirked and climbed up onto her desk, her Noble Rose in hand. "Alright... Prepare to witness my power!" She jumped up into the air shot a bullet of energy down into the floor. "Gaia Blast!!" A burst of energy traveled underneath the ground and shot up from beneath the West Prinny's feet, causing it to fall over. The Prinny in the east jumped up into the air and began to launch multiple blades at the disguised Overlord, but she easily managed to dodge them and countered with a trio of shots. "Tri-Burst!! The bullets got the East Prinny in the head, chest, and groin, which caused it to fall over in pain.

"She's not half bad..." One of the students on the above floor spoke.

"I thought she was just one of those snobby rich kids..." Another spoke up as Rozalin shot the Prinny to the south and made it fall over with X's in its eyes.

"She is a snobby rich kid..." Naruto muttered to himself as he stared down at Rozalin through the transparent floor. "She's just the dangerous kind..."

"And now, for the grand finale!" The blonde demoness exclaimed as she somersaulted up into the air and held up her gun. She aimed down at the remaining Prinny as a ball of red energy formed in front of the gun barrel.

The disguised ninja's eyes widened and he gulped in fear. "Uh-oh... I sure hope this floor holds!"

"Totenkreuz!!" With a pull of the trigger, the ball of red energy was shot down at the Prinny, who was simply staring up at the ball with its eyes wide and its beak slightly open as beads of sweat formed on its head.

"Dood...that can't be good...!" As soon as the ball hit the Prinny, it burst into a pillar of flames that slowly took on the form of a large flaming cross. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! NOT GOOD!! NOT GOOD!!" Once the flames faded away, in the Prinny's place was what appeared to be a small roasted chicken...oh, wait, that was the Prinny after being cooked in the Totenkreuz's flames. In a flash, the classroom was back to normal and Rozalin was standing on top of her desk still, causing a few male students nearby to whistle as they stared up her skirt.

A vein appeared on Naruto's forehead and he growled at the demons, but it didn't seem to have much effect on them. 'Damn demonic perverts...!' He thought as he turned around in his seat and laid his head down onto the desk.

"Rozalin, that was amazing!!" The teacher shouted with joy as she applauded the Overlord. "You've learned several powerful skills, so I see no reason why you should continue to stay here in a Level 1 class. I'm going to have you moved up to level 2 right away!"

"R-really?!" Rozalin shouted in shock, but she quickly put on a smile and pointed at her blonde vassal. "B-but what about Naruto?! He's just as skilled as I am! He deserves to be moved up to level 2 as well. Right, Naruto?" At this, Naruto looked up at her in confusion and blinked. Rozalin narrowed her eyes. "Right?!"

"Uh...y-yeah!! Right!" The human ninja jumped on top of his desk and pumped a fist in the air. "I'm as strong as the Overlord!! Give me a chance and I'll show you just how skilled I can be with a sword!!"

The Cleric tilted her head slightly to the side. "A sword, huh...? Well, in that case, we should step up the competition." In a flash, the classroom was yet again in another dimension. On the top floor was the class and on the bottom floor was Naruto, who was standing on his desk, surrounded by four large dragons.

"GWOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!" The dragons all roared at the same time.

A tint of blue appeared on Naruto's face and he slumped over slightly. "...What the hell...? What the hell is this?! Rozalin just got to fight Prinnies, but I'm fighting dragons?!" He shouted up at the ceiling as a vein throbbed rapidly on his forehead.

"Well, a sword is far more damaging than a gun. And they were pets that I took from a student who tried to get them to eat me... So just go ahead and cut up those dragons, Naruto, while showing us how powerful you can be!" The Cleric's voice echoed from above.

"Fine..." The blonde ninja muttered as he drew his Muramasa, its red blade still incredibly bright despite there being no light. "I'll make a dragon fashion set for Rozalin!!" 'That'd be a good present for her! I wonder if she'd like it...' "Alright, here I come!!" He shouted before jumping at a red Dragon to the left.

X-X-X

Meanwhile, in the halls of Maritsu Evil Academy, the group of Sakura, Morgan, Ina and Yukimaru searched all over for signs of any suspicious people. Unfortunately, that seemed to count for just about everybody in the entire school and they wound up picking a fight with a group of demonesses.

"You scrawny lil' human! How dare you accuse me of stealing?!" A blonde Succubus--a Hecate rank, supposedly, shouted loudly as her large breasts bounced up and down while she floated in midair. The red-haired Succubae behind her all gave a screech of agreement.

"We didn't accuse you!! We were just asking questions about the thefts!!" The pink-haired kunoichi shouted.

"Why would you even think that I'd steal from a group of flat-chested girls like you?"

"Ahem!" Ina pointed down to her chest where her B-cups were partially visible in her gi. The others...were merely standing there as a dark aura surrounded them.

"What..." Yukimaru started as she put a hand on her sword.

"Did you..." Morgan continued as she pulled out her staff and clenched it tightly in her hands.

"SAY?!" Sakura shouted loudly as a vein throbbed on her forehead and she pumped a fist in the air. "SHANNARO!! Now you're gonna pay, bitch!!"

"Bring it on, flatties!!"

"CAT FIGHT!!" A Prinny in the halls shouted before it was grabbed by Ina and tossed aside. As soon as it exploded, Sakura, Yukimaru and Morgan lunged at the Succubae. The kunoichi sighed and joined in the brawl.

X-X-X

On another side of the school, a young male Thief with short gray hair wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt, red vest, red shorts, and a red bandana fell to his knees on the could stone floor as a familiar Kusanagi sword was pointed at his face.

"P-please, don't hurt meeee!!" The thief cried with tears welling up in the corner of his eyes. "I swear, I didn't mean to steal it!! It's just...it looks so much like Sasuke's belt from the Naruto manga that I had to have it!!"

With his rope belt in one hand, his Kusanagi in another, and his narrowed eyes glaring down at the young demon, Sasuke muttered, "So you had to steal it while I was still wearing it?!"

"Cosplayers..." Faust spoke up, shaking his head in disbelief.

"Uhhhh... Shouldn't we be asking him about the stolen items?" Adell asked as a sweatdrop ran down the side of his head.

"I suppose so," Sasuke muttered while looking at the redhead from the corner of his eye. He sheathed his sword, bent down, and grabbed the demon by the neck, lifting him up from the ground. "Tell us: do you know anything about the stolen items being taken from the students."

"I don't know nothing about no stolen items!!" The thief shouted. A hundred volts of electricity went coursing through his entire body. "GYAGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!" When the Uchiha stopped his Chidori Nagashi, the gray-haired demon's head fell over to the side, his eyes large and wide.

"I will ask you again: do you know...about the students' stolen items?"

"N-no..."

"Wrong answer." The raven-haired teen resumed shocking the thief, causing Adell and Aria to flinch.

"Stop it, Sasuke!! He doesn't know anything!" Aria shouted as she stomped her foot on the stone floor.

"Yeah, so stop hurting him!!" Adell added.

The electricity surrounding Sasuke faded away. He brought the thief closer up to his face and activated his Sharingan. "Well? Have you decided to talk?"

"A-alright, I'll talk!!" The thief shouted, bringing a smirk to the Uchiha's face, looks of shock on Adell and Aria's faces, and a slightly open mouth from Faust. "You didn't hear this from me, but..." He looked around and whispered, "I think it's the Thief Master!"

"...Thief...Master?"

"Yeah, a thief who's so good that he can steal anything: treasure, clothing, emotions, memories, and even people's souls! Just a week ago, this usually peppy Mage has been acting all...gray."

The red-haired Demon Buster arched an eyebrow. "'Gray'?"

"Yeah, she's usually all happy and stuff and using her magic to pull pranks on the teachers but now...all she does is walk around like a zombie...she never even speaks!!"

"Are you sure it's not something else? Maybe she's not having a good week," Aria suggested.

"Oh, please! She got stabbed in the stomach from some psycho Berserker who was wielding a spear and she didn't pay any mind to her wound!!"

"O-oh, my!! That's terrible!!" The Fallen Angel exclaimed as she held onto her face in shock.

"I see. Thank you very much for your cooperation." Sasuke threw the Thief aside, making him hit headfirst into the wall. He then folded his arms across his chest and stared forward. "Well, there's one lead. Highly unlikely, though. Who ever heard of someone who can steal someone's feelings, memories, and souls?"

"Don't you dare jinx us, Sasuke," Faust growled under his breath as a small vein throbbed on his cheek.

"I'm serious. It seems impossible."

"You oughta know by now that just about anything could happen in the netherworld," Adell told the raven-haired jonin. "Anyway, should we try to find Rozalin and Naruto?"

"What good would that do us? We don't even know where they are."

A bell suddenly sounded and a crowd of young demons filled the hallways, screaming "LUNCH!!" The Overlord's vassals were swept up in the tide of students, struggling to get free.

"I just had to open my big mouth!!"

"Well, at least now we're heading to where Naruto and Rozalin are!!" Adell shouted over the students' cheers.

X-X-X

Later, in the Maritsu Evil Cafeteria, Rozalin and Naruto were sitting at the end of a table all by themselves. Naruto poked a green blob on his lunch tray with his fork and some sort of green gas floated out of the hole that was made. The ninja's face gained a tint of blue and he looked up at Rozalin. She was eating what appeared to be gourmet food--most of which was meat. "How is it that I'm eating this cafeteria crud, and you're dining like you were still at the castle?" He muttered as he glared at the blonde Overlord.

"Whether or not I am undercover, I must have nothing but the best," Rozalin stated.

"Where'd you get it anyway?!"

"Speed dial on my cell phone, see?" Rozalin put down her fork and pulled out an apple red and black cell phone with the Four Leaf Clover symbol on the lid.

"...DAMN IT!! Must you get everything on a silver platter?!"

"I'll have you know that this platter isn't silver. It's chrome."

Naruto's left eye twitched. "Grrrr...!!"

Rozalin arched an eyebrow before giving an irritated sigh. "Oh, fine! You can have some of my Duck d'la Orange." She held up a small piece of the roasted duck on the fork and pointed it at Naruto. "Now lean forward and open your mouth." Without a word of protest, the human did as his master instructed and she placed the meat in his mouth. "Well? What do you think?"

"Not bad, but..." The black-clad ninja leaned back in his seat and folded his arms across his chest, his eyes squinted like a fox's before he stated, and "Ramen tastes way better though."

"...What?! How dare you claim that some wheat noodles in a cup outclasses a gourmet delight?!"

"It's not my fault if I have different tastes!!"

The blonde Overlord pouted and folded her arms across her chest. "They must be as good as your fashion sense."

"HEY!! You! The blonde girl!!" A voice shouted from behind, causing Rozalin to look over her shoulder. The owner of the voice turned out to be a pale-skinned kid in his 1300s with short, yet unruly white hair and red eyes that were hidden behind a pair of large circular glasses. He wore a red jacket that hung off of his shoulders like a cape, black shirt with several golden buttons on the sleeves, khaki-colored shorts with a pair of slightly longer black shorts beneath it, and red and black sneakers. "Who do you think you are, showing your face around here?!"

"Hm? What are you talking about? I just came to this school! You must have mistaken me for someone else."

The white-haired kid smirked evilly and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "Oh, but I'm not mistaken in the least!! I know for a fact that you are the Overlord!!"

Rozalin's eyes widened, as did Naruto's, but the Overlord simply pushed it off and turned around all the way to face the kid. "Hahahaha!! Me? The Overlord? I know that I'm skilled, but I assure you that I'm nowhere near Overlord Rozalin's level of strength!"

'She's maintaining her cover while also making herself look good...' Naruto thought as a sweatdrop ran down the side of his head.

"Do I look like an idiot to you?! You may have fooled everyone else around here, but I know better!!"

"Maybe you made a mistake, Lord Mao," said a young human of 17 with short dark hair with a single strand sticking up and a left red eye and a right blue eye, wearing a white jacket with white pants, silver fingerless gloves and silver boots, and a red scarf wrapped around his neck.

Mao, the white-haired kid, looked at him from over his shoulder and gave him a glare. "Shut up, Almaz!! I think I'd know more about the netherworld than you, and I know that she's the Overlord!"

Rozalin sweatdropped and stared at the boys with half-lidded eyes. "What would a kid like you even want with the Overlord, anyway?"

"If it's any of your business, your father killed my father before I could!!" Mao shouted loudly as he shook a fist in the air. "I was going to kill him as revenge for taking away my video games when I was a little kid, but because of Overlord Zennon, I never got the chance!! So, I trained long and hard to defeat Overlord Zennon to compensate for it, but then he died! So I decided to kill the person who killed Zennon, but you killed him!! So now, I'm going to kill you to avenge my video games...oh, and my father, too, I guess."

Almaz sweatdropped and scratched the back of his head. "Um...that doesn't sound very sensible, Lord Mao..." 'But then again, your thoughts on how to defeat an Overlord aren't very sensible, either.'

Rozalin stood up and placed her hands on her hips. "So, you are the son of Overlord Aku? And because Overlord Zennon killed him, you have some sort of vendetta against his daughter?" She suddenly began to blush and placed her hands on her face. "And you think I look just like her? Am I really that beautiful?" In the background, her human vassal made a gagging noise.

The white-haired boy began to growl and a vein throbbed in his forehead. "What?! What is with you? Quit acting like some dumb blonde!!"

"'Dumb blonde'?! How dare you, you rude little boy?!"

Mao straightened himself up and drew a large broad sword with a silver blade and a golden hilt that had a red jewel at the bottom. "Whether or not you admit it, I'm going to kill you right here and now!! Come on, Almaz!"

"Erm... Yes, Lord Mao." The white-clad human drew his sword--an exact copy of Mao's blade with a silver hilt that had a blue jewel on it. "But I'm not so sure if we should be doing this..." He mumbled to himself as the white-haired demon jumped at the blonde demoness.

"Take this!!" Mao swung his blade downward, attempting to slice Rozalin in half, but his blade was blocked by Naruto's Muramasa.

"Hold on there, buddy!! She already told you that she's not Overlord Zennon!" The black-clad shinobi spoke through gritted teeth. "So, get...LOST!!" He kicked the bespectacled demon in the stomach, causing him to slide back over to Almaz's side.

"What the--? How the hell could a human be so strong...?" The white-haired demon's glasses began to reflect light as a creepy smile appeared on his face. "Hmhmhm! When this is all over, I've got to experiment on you--see what makes you tick."

"That doesn't sound very heroic..." His dark-haired servant spoke softly with half-lidded eyes.

"You've got a point. Tell you what: I'll be a hero until I kill the Overlord. After that, I'll go back to being an evil genius!"

"Do I at least get back my Hero title?"

Naruto sweatdropped and almost thought about putting away his sword. "Uh... Are you guys gonna come back at us or what?"

"Hold it right there, Mao!! You call yourself a hero, but here you are attacking an innocent beauty?" An elegant-sounding voice spoke from nearby.

Mao slumped over, his cheeks tinged blue as a groan escaped his lips. "Not him again...!"

"That voice...!" Almaz started with wide eyes. "It's..." In a flash of golden light, a teenage demon in his 1700's appeared in-between the two groups. He had long, curly brown hair and pupilless red eyes. He wore a large yellow coat with a brooch above the buttons that had a red jewel, brown pants, and long, knee-length beige boots that had black vertical stripes going up from the ankle to the top of the boot and golden spurs on the back. A pair of large, white wings stuck out of his back, folded across his wings in a similar manner as Rozalin's. "Lord Bigstar!"

Naruto and Rozalin each arched an eyebrow as a sweatdrop ran down both of their foreheads. "Lord...Bigstar?"

"Yes, it is I--target of adoration and affection for every girl at Maritsu Evil Academy, Lord Bigstar!!" The handsome, flashy brunette demon exclaimed with a wink, causing some small stars to flutter in front of him. Several girls swooned and fell down, each one thinking that his wink for themself. In the blink of an eye, he somehow managed to pop up beside Rozalin and presented her with a red rose. "For you, my lady."

"Oh! Well...thank you, Mr. Bigstar." The blonde demoness took the rose and stared at it with an arched eyebrow. Naruto glared at Lord with the intensity of a thousand suns. Too bad it couldn't make him burn up.

"Please, call me Lord."

"Um...Lord?"

"What kind of lame name is 'Lord Bigstar'?" The blonde ninja muttered under his breath as he folded his arms across his chest, still glaring at the handsome demon.

"A very noble name for a very noble demon," said Lord as he flashed a sparkling smile.

"Quit the wooing, Lord!! What the heck are you doing here?!" Mao shouted as he pointed the sword in the handsome demon's direction.

The older demon folded an arm across his chest and tapped his foot on the ground. "What do you think? I am saving a stunning girl's life."

Rozalin began to blush. "Stunning, hm? I'm glad to see someone in this school knows proper manners around a lady."

"Ah, of course! You're a very special lady--I heard that you got moved up to Level 2 classes. I'm a Level 2 student myself." He held her hand in his, brought it up to his lips, and planted a kiss on her lips.

Naruto's eyes bugged out and he began to grind his teeth. His grip on the Muramasa tightened before he let out a loud, angry scream "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

X-X-X

Several minutes later, Naruto and Rozalin ran out of the cafeteria, the ninja holding on tightly to his master. His clothes were splattered red with blood, and a smear of blood was on his left cheek. The Overlord was staring at his back in amazement, unable to find the words for what had happened. Several seconds later, Mao and Almaz burst out of the cafeteria and ran after them, also covered in blood that was, thankfully, not their own.

"Can you believe what he did back there?! He just went chaotic and started attacking everyone who was in his way!" The dark-haired teen exclaimed as he attempted to wipe the blood off of his clothes.

"Unbelievable. Maybe he's been here longer than you and he's given in to demonic urges," said the white-haired demon. He looked at his servant from the corner of his eye. "Why don't you do the same, Almaz? It's not like you're getting your hero title back any time soon."

"W-what?! But you said that you'd--!"

Up ahead, Rozalin finally found the words to speak. "Amazing! You are truly a demon in human's flesh!"

"AM NOT!!" Naruto shouted back at her as a vein throbbed on his forehead. "I just got pissed off at that guy and...my anger got out of control! It happens to the best of us!"

"Why would you be angry at Lord Bigstar because he was flirting with me, Naruto?"

A blush appeared on the blonde's cheeks. "N-no reason!! It just looked like that guy would try somethin' perverted with you!"

"If he tried something with me, I would kill him. You ought to know that by now." Rozalin tilted her head slightly to the side and stared at her vassal's back. "...Naruto. Were you jealous?"

"J-jealous? No!! No way!! Why would I be jealous?!"

The Overlord smiled. "You don't have to worry. Demons cannot fall in love. As the Overlord, that is something I most certainly must go by. Loving another is like signing a potential death threat. I'll only get hurt in the end..."

"You don't mean that...do you?"

"Of course I do! Things like love...friends...birthdays... They mean nothing to me. Do you understand?"

The blonde ninja looked down at the ground sadly as he continued to run. "Yeah... I understand." 'I understand that I wasted 3 months' worth of my paycheck for a gift for a day you don't even appreciate!!' "Huh?" He looked up and saw a shadow dashing around the corner and the glint of something shiny. "What's that?" He released Rozalin's arm and ran after the shadow.

"What?! Naruto!!" Rozalin looked over her shoulder to see Mao and Almaz and immediately ran after him. "Wait for me!!"

'Who is that? It looks like...' Naruto's eyes widened. 'An Oto ninja?! So that means...' "Orochimaru's the one behind all this?! That doesn't make any sense!!"

At the sound of the loudmouth ninja's voice, the Sound nin looked over his shoulder to see the black-clad ninja gaining on him. He began to channel to more chakra into his feet and burst off down the hall. Naruto did the same and gave chase as he pulled out his sword.

'I hope this works!!' The blonde thought as the blade of the Muramasa began to glow bright green. "Shippuu Katta!!" With a swing of his katana, several large energy projectiles in the shape of shuriken were sent flying at the Oto nin. He had expected for the shinobi to attempt to dodge, but instead, the blades went right through the masked ninja before he turned into dust. "Whoa!!" Naruto skidded to a halt and he stared down at the collection of dust on the floor that was lying next to the large cloth bag. He bent down and observed the dust closely. "What is this stuff? Ash?" He then looked over at the bag and unwrapped the rope that had been tied around the opening. As soon as he did so, a vast multitude of objects came out of the bag and flooded the halls, and poor Naruto got caught up in the tide. "WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!"

Rozalin, Mao, and Almaz skidded to a halt before they were overtaken by the river of stolen belongings. After a few seconds, their heads popped out of the vast sea of objects.

"Are these the stolen items?" The Overlord asked herself as she picked up a copy of Teenage Mutant Samurai Pigs and observed it into curiously.

Almaz's eyes widened and he dived down into the sea of stuff. Mao merely arched an eyebrow before a few seconds passed and his dark-haired servant came back up holding a picture of a white-haired girl with bright green eyes and stars for pupils. "Princess Sapphire!! You've returned home!!" He slipped the picture inside of his jacket.

The white-haired demon blinked before he pulled out a copy of Sir Aurum vol. #5 comic. "Sir Aurum...! Welcome home!" Mao exclaimed joyously as he hugged the comic book to his chest, gaining a stare from Almaz. "What? I didn't say anything when you were hugging that stupid picture of your so-called Princess."

Naruto popped up beside Rozalin and took a deep breath. He then started to choke and spat out what appeared to be a brooch. "Antiques taste awful...!"

The blonde Overlord smiled and chuckled to herself. "Hmhmhmhm...!"

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In a flash of blue light, Rozalin and her vassals reappeared in front of the Dimensional Gate of the Overlord's Castle.

"Thank God that's over!! I never want to go back to school again!!" Naruto groaned, now wearing his normal orange and black jumpsuit again. "Especially a demon school!"

"Oh, it wasn't that bad... And after you nearly killed almost every student in the cafeteria, you were offered a job in teaching the fine art of overkill," said Rozalin.

"For the last damn time, I wasn't trying to kill them, let alone overkill them!!" The blonde ninja shouted loudly as a vein throbbed on his forehead.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Suuuuure... And I'm sure that Sakura didn't mean to put those Succubae into body casts for several weeks."

"Uh... By the way, is that really true?" Adell asked with an arched eyebrow while looking over at Sakura.

The pink-haired kunoichi, who was wearing a choker around her neck with a bell attached to it, looked at the red-haired Demon Buster. "Do you really want to know?"

He sweatdropped and looked away, a tint of blue appearing on his face. "Your tone says it all..."

"Whatever, I'm just happy to be back home. Tomorrow, we can focus on normal things, like...chopping zombies in half or playing Prinny ball..." Naruto counted on his fingers. "Going to the item room and encountering that one particular room again. Heh-heh-heh..."

A red blush appeared on Sasuke and Adell's cheeks and Sakura slapped her blonde friend upside the head. "Pervert!!"

As the group began to disperse, Vicky walked out of the entrance to the throne room and ran up to her mistress upon seeing her. "Oh, I'm so glad you're back!! You have a visitor--someone who claims to be a V.I.P. with a very big problem."

The Overlord arched an eyebrow. "...Too bad. I'm tired from that trip to Maritsu Evil Academy. Who knew that schoolwork could be so tiring...?"

"That wasn't schoolwork... That was mayhem," Sasuke muttered under his breath with his arms folded across his chest.

"Same thing," Naruto whispered into the raven's ear.

"Yes, well, I don't think she'll like it if you refuse her! She doesn't look like one to be trifled with..." The busty demoness spoke as she twiddled her fingers nervously.

Rozalin blinked. "'She'?"

"AHA!! There you are!!" A shrill voice shouted through the hallway. "Do you know how long I've been waiting for you? Like, honestly! At least show up when I expect you to show up!!"

Naruto blinked. "Huh? Who's that?"

Vicky slumped over and sighed, a large sweatdrop going down the side of her head. "Like I said: she's someone you do not want to trifle with... I think it would be best if you just went to see her, Princess."

"Hmph! Fine." Rozalin walked over to the entrance of the throne room and looked inside. In a few seconds, a vein began to throb on her forehead and her face turned red. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

:Episode 11:

:End:

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:Next Episode!:

Naruto: When a mysterious stranger appears demanding for Rozalin's help, her story seems a liiiitle bit far-fetched.

Rozalin: A little? Try 'very far-fetched'.

Naruto: I wasn't exactly listening to everything she was saying, but there's something about Orochimaru...

Sasuke: Him again?!

Sakura: That Oto nin who was stealing stuff at Maritsu may have been a corpse brought to life by him!!

Rozalin: The next time I see that cad, I'll make him learn to fear me!!

Naruto: A weird book that grants wishes...

Badass Overlord Zetta: Hey, you punks are ripping off my game!!

Rozalin: Your...game?

??: Don't try it--these guys won't break the fourth wall. And it's not a rip-off of your game.

Naruto: And something about Konoha being destroyed...

Sasuke & Sakura: WHAT?!

Rozalin: Naruto, do you know what you just said?

Naruto: Sure, I said-- KONOHA'S BEING DESTROYED?!

Rozalin: It took you that long to figure it out...

??: Next time on SiNful Rose, Episode 12: Konoha Falls.

Naruto: What's that supposed to mean?!

Sakura: Something bad...

Naruto: And who the hell are you?!

??: You'll have to wait for the next episode to find out. Heh-heh-heh...!