Ch. 12: Motorcycles/It isn't mine!
( Next afternoon Marik comes home taking off a helmet, Everyone is watching TV but Chloe. She's in the shower. Olivia looks INCREDIBLY angry but her gaze does not leave the TV.)
Ollie: Hi Marik, did you have a good time?
Marik : Yes I did …is something the matter Olivia?
Leah: Dumbass.
Ollie: Marik, What did I tell you would happen to you if you rode my motorcycle?
Marik: You would cut me.
Ollie: So why did you decided to take a ride?
Marik: I remembered this was a 4kids dub and even if you decided to cut me they wouldn't show it. So I didn't see the big problem.
Bakura: I love your thinking. Well, lack thereof.
Ollie: ooooh bad move. Didn't you think I already knew that? Did you think actually care if they showed it or not.
Leah: Oh, don't kill the stupid homo. You'll have to deal with Chloe's whiny ass.
Ollie: She'll deal.
(Ollie stands up and pulls out a switch blade, walks over to marik)
Marik: Olivia, we can talk this out! I'm sure… You wouldn't want to do anything you would regret… I command you to go sit back down!
( the screen goes black)
Marik: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY ARM! YOU [EFF]ing WHORE! IT'S JUST A MOTORCYCLE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
(Let there be picture!)
Ollie: DAMN YOU MOVED YOU LITTLE [Beep]
(Enter Chloe clad in a towl)
Chloe: (coughs) Fanservice… Gosh I think I'm catching what Kaiba had… What's going on out here?
Marik: SHE CUT ME! ON MY ARM!
Ollie: I was aiming for his torso but the little [beep]er had to move, it's pretty deep. He'll still may bleed out if I'm lucky.
Bakura: That's great!
Chloe: Someone should take him to the hospital!
Bakura: It's just Marik. Not like anyone will miss him
Leah: Well I can't the "Kill your family show" is about to start.
Ollie: Oooh "Kill your family?" really?
Chloe: Well, I love you enough to drive you to the hospital…
Marik: (memoires of last driving experience flood his mind) NO! I mean it's not that deep, I think I can walk it off.
Chloe: At least let me get a bandage on it. Come, we'll use Ollie's bed sheets…
(later that day while cleaning. Chloe finds Yaoi)
Chloe: Wow... You guys You'll never guess what I found in Marik's closet!
Marik: What did you find?
Chloe: Like a whole stack of Yaoi Manga!
(pulls it out from behind her)
Ollie: Don't flaunt his Yaoi around!
Marik: What?! Impossible it's not mine! I've never seen that before PROMISE!
Leah: Then why would it be in your closet?
Marik: I don't know! It's just not mine! I swear! Straight men don't have the time to look at gorgeous men have sex.
Leah: Yeah Marik, straight men don't.
Chloe: Then who's is it?
Marik: It's Bakura's!
Bakura: I don't read yaoi.
Marik: Then you planted it in my room!
Bakura: I have things to do besides read yaoi! Like, have heterosexual sex with my girlfriend. Yes! that's my favorite sex.
Chloe: More like the only sex…
Bakura: Marik, you're the most pathetic entity on this series.
Marik: I am not! Tristan is.
Bakura: No, even Tristan is higher on hierarchy than you.
Marik: I am not! I at least have fan girls unlike him!
Bakura: That is where you are oh so very wrong.
Chloe: Alright, Marik I'm just going to throw this away…
Marik: No! Don't just throw it away! Just give it to me. I'll find the owner Yaoi isn't very cheap… or so I've heard.
Leah: Yeah, The owner is holding it right now.
(Marik throws it over to Bakura)
Bakura: Don't give this to me! Lord knows what you've done with it!
(Throws it back to him, they play hot potato with it)
Bakura: Stop it!
Marik: You stop it!
Bakura: Just admit it's yours so we can move on with your life!
Marik: Ditto, except about you!
Bakura: We all know it's yours.
Marik: It isn't! I swear!
(Chloe catches it.)
Chloe: And out the window it goes…
(Throws it out the window and as horrible as it is, the yaoi lands in a garbage can as the garbage men come to get it.)
Marik: (runs out the door) No! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!
Chloe: (Sighs and put her head down) Straight men can like Yaoi too right?
Leah: Yeah I know... straight... boys who read those kinds of stories.
Ollie: Of course chloe.
Bakura: Yes, we will let you believe that.
Chloe: I love you guys so much.
