Ch. 12: Motorcycles/It isn't mine!

( Next afternoon Marik comes home taking off a helmet, Everyone is watching TV but Chloe. She's in the shower. Olivia looks INCREDIBLY angry but her gaze does not leave the TV.)

Ollie: Hi Marik, did you have a good time?

Marik : Yes I did …is something the matter Olivia?

Leah: Dumbass.

Ollie: Marik, What did I tell you would happen to you if you rode my motorcycle?

Marik: You would cut me.

Ollie: So why did you decided to take a ride?

Marik: I remembered this was a 4kids dub and even if you decided to cut me they wouldn't show it. So I didn't see the big problem.

Bakura: I love your thinking. Well, lack thereof.

Ollie: ooooh bad move. Didn't you think I already knew that? Did you think actually care if they showed it or not.

Leah: Oh, don't kill the stupid homo. You'll have to deal with Chloe's whiny ass.

Ollie: She'll deal.

(Ollie stands up and pulls out a switch blade, walks over to marik)

Marik: Olivia, we can talk this out! I'm sure… You wouldn't want to do anything you would regret… I command you to go sit back down!

( the screen goes black)

Marik: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY ARM! YOU [EFF]ing WHORE! IT'S JUST A MOTORCYCLE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

(Let there be picture!)

Ollie: DAMN YOU MOVED YOU LITTLE [Beep]

(Enter Chloe clad in a towl)

Chloe: (coughs) Fanservice… Gosh I think I'm catching what Kaiba had… What's going on out here?

Marik: SHE CUT ME! ON MY ARM!

Ollie: I was aiming for his torso but the little [beep]er had to move, it's pretty deep. He'll still may bleed out if I'm lucky.

Bakura: That's great!

Chloe: Someone should take him to the hospital!

Bakura: It's just Marik. Not like anyone will miss him

Leah: Well I can't the "Kill your family show" is about to start.

Ollie: Oooh "Kill your family?" really?

Chloe: Well, I love you enough to drive you to the hospital…

Marik: (memoires of last driving experience flood his mind) NO! I mean it's not that deep, I think I can walk it off.

Chloe: At least let me get a bandage on it. Come, we'll use Ollie's bed sheets…

(later that day while cleaning. Chloe finds Yaoi)

Chloe: Wow... You guys You'll never guess what I found in Marik's closet!

Marik: What did you find?

Chloe: Like a whole stack of Yaoi Manga!

(pulls it out from behind her)

Ollie: Don't flaunt his Yaoi around!

Marik: What?! Impossible it's not mine! I've never seen that before PROMISE!

Leah: Then why would it be in your closet?

Marik: I don't know! It's just not mine! I swear! Straight men don't have the time to look at gorgeous men have sex.

Leah: Yeah Marik, straight men don't.

Chloe: Then who's is it?

Marik: It's Bakura's!

Bakura: I don't read yaoi.

Marik: Then you planted it in my room!

Bakura: I have things to do besides read yaoi! Like, have heterosexual sex with my girlfriend. Yes! that's my favorite sex.

Chloe: More like the only sex…

Bakura: Marik, you're the most pathetic entity on this series.

Marik: I am not! Tristan is.

Bakura: No, even Tristan is higher on hierarchy than you.

Marik: I am not! I at least have fan girls unlike him!

Bakura: That is where you are oh so very wrong.

Chloe: Alright, Marik I'm just going to throw this away…

Marik: No! Don't just throw it away! Just give it to me. I'll find the owner Yaoi isn't very cheap… or so I've heard.

Leah: Yeah, The owner is holding it right now.

(Marik throws it over to Bakura)

Bakura: Don't give this to me! Lord knows what you've done with it!

(Throws it back to him, they play hot potato with it)

Bakura: Stop it!

Marik: You stop it!

Bakura: Just admit it's yours so we can move on with your life!

Marik: Ditto, except about you!

Bakura: We all know it's yours.

Marik: It isn't! I swear!

(Chloe catches it.)

Chloe: And out the window it goes…

(Throws it out the window and as horrible as it is, the yaoi lands in a garbage can as the garbage men come to get it.)

Marik: (runs out the door) No! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP!

Chloe: (Sighs and put her head down) Straight men can like Yaoi too right?

Leah: Yeah I know... straight... boys who read those kinds of stories.

Ollie: Of course chloe.

Bakura: Yes, we will let you believe that.

Chloe: I love you guys so much.