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Itachi: This is terrible…

Sakura: What is it Itachi-san?

Itachi: Konoha High is making it mandatory for students to wear uniforms…

Sakura: What? YES!!!

Itachi: -glares-

Sakura: I mean, no!

Naruto: That means we can't pick your outfit anymore, Sakura-chan!!!

Kiba: Oh well! There's always the weekend!

Naruto: Yeah! That's right.

Itachi: The uniform better match with my pretty nail polish.

Did you hear the bad news? The new uniforms required in Konoha High? It's terrible, huh? But let me give you a description. The female uniform:

Black or white button up blouse that reaches hips. Embedded is the Konoha Leaf on the upper left chest.

Choice of Black or white tie, or black or white ribbon/bow.

Black or white knee high socks.

Black school shoes.

Black or white miniskirt.

The winter uniform was simply longer and it consisted of either a black or white blazer.

Male uniform:

Black or white short sleeved button up shirt. Embedded is the Konoha Leaf on the upper left chest.

Black or white tie.

Black pants.

Black shoes.

The winter uniform was longer as well and consisted of a black jacket.

Yes! I'm so glad!! Uniforms!! Now no more sluttish outfits!! Except for the miniskirt of course…Eh…I'll just use the winter skirt for it, then. Yeah! That's smart! Sakura grinned as she got dressed in her new school uniform.

She picked out the white blouse, black tie, black winter skirt, white knee high socks and black shoes. Her mom had gotten it for her over the weekend. Apparently they had received a note or something about it.

Haha. Akatsuki can't wear their cloaks anymore! But then again, they would never dare to disobey Tsunade-sama. The last time they did, they returned from her office, each with bruises all over their bodies. Sakura laughed softly as she applied her eyeliner and mascara.

After she was finally ready, Sakura went downstairs to eat. She found some toast waiting for her and with that, she left, grabbing her Sum 41 messenger bag on the way.

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"Sakura-chan!! Don't these uniforms suck?!! Un." Deidara whined as he skipped up to her.

"I like them" Sakura shrugged.

"Huh…I guess they're ok, hmm?" Itachi came up to them giving a high five to Deidara and smirked at Sakura.

Damn. Itachi looked fine, much hotter than usual if that's even possible XD. He wore the white shirt and he left 3 buttons unbuttoned, revealing his chest slightly. It was untucked, heck yeah, man. He let the tie loose and he wore the rest of the needed stuff.

Sakura found heat rushing up her face as she stared at Itachi.

DAMN!! Inner Sakura yelled.

Mhm…

"Sakura. I know you are staring at my super pretty awesome hotness, but it's getting kinda weird…" Itachi said.

"Eep!" Sakura yelped "Wari, Itachi-san"

"Yeah, whatever. This uniform clashes with my green nailpolish, right Deidara? Now I have to change to black, I guess" Itachi sighed.

Sakura laughed and headed to class.

Kakashi still wasn't there yet.

"Chicken's ass!!" Sakura grinned like mad as she waved at the emotionless Uchiha.

He went to sit next to her "What?"

"I love you!!!" Sakura hugged him.

His fangirls glared at her like mad, she just stuck her tongue out at them.

"Get off Sakura." Sasuke said.

"Whhhyyyyy??" Sakura whined, snuggling into his neck "You're warm!"

Sasuke stayed silent.

"I usually don't like being warm. But the AC is on, so it's k!!" Sakura mumbled into his neck.

"Sakura." Sasuke's tone was grave.

"Hmmmm?"

How do I get her off?

"There's a turkey at the door" Sasuke said randomly.

Sakura immediately jumped up and screamed bloody murder.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURKEY!!!!!!!" she cried "I'm scared!!! Gaara!!!" she jumped into his lap.

Gaara stayed silent, and finally spoke "…Sakura….there is a turkey behind you…"

It took a while for it to register in her mind.

"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled again "ITACHI-SAAAAAN!!!!" she cried.

Itachi suddenly appeared by her "What is it, Sakura?"

"Th-there's a turkey! Sasuke and Gaara said there was a turkey!! I'm scared!!!" Sakura cried into his chest. Itachi comforted her and glared at Sasuke. Then at Gaara.

"This is your fault. I broke a nail coming here at the sound of Sakura's cry. She said there was a turkey. Sakura is SCARED of turkeys. My nail hurts. You 2 will pay." Itachi said gravely as he embraced Sakura in a hug.

"OMG!! It's Itachi-kun!!!" his fangirls cried.

"What are you doing with the Haruno slut?"

"Yeah. The stupid pink headed bitch."

"She has a huge forehead."

Itachi glared at them. "Be quiet about her. Or I will swear that this will be your last day on Earth. Understand?" he threatened. With that, the fangirls retreated.

Sakura stared at Itachi, thinking of things.

"Itachi-san! Take off your hairtie!" Sakura demanded.

Itachi cast a questioning glance at her, but did as he was told.

Sakura'a heartl almost stopped.

DAMN…

"WHOA!!! Itachi-san!!! You look EVEN MORE super duper pretty hott and awesome!!!! In the words of Naruto: I could totally screw you right now!!!!" Sakura exclaimed.

Tick.

Tick.

Tick.

Realization struck her. She actually said that out loud.

"Hehe…oops?" Sakura blushed 1000 shades of red.

"AHHHH!!!!! Look at Itachi-kun!!!!" the fangirls cried.

"GET PINKY!!!!"

"Thank you very much, Sakura. But alas! I must return to my class!! SAYONARA!!!!!" Itachi screamed as he ran as fast as he could to avoid his fangirls.

Sakura, on the other hand was surrounded by fangirls in her class.

"How dare you say those words to Itachi-kun"

"He's MINE!!"

"What the hell? He's mine!!"

"Ugh! You're stupid and ugly, dumbass!!"

"Yeah? Well, tell it to the hand!"

Sakura slowly slipped away from the crowd and sat by Naruto and Shikamaru.

The door flew open "Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!! My cow broke down, so I had to-"

"LIAR!!" Naruto yelled.

"Naru, sit down!" Sakura pulled him by his tie, making him land his cute butt(lol) on the chair.

"Ok, guys! I just wanted to let you know that this Friday there will be a 'back to school' dance and-"

"Hey! It's Friday?!! That means we only have like, one, two, three, um…4 days to prepare!!" Ino cried, slamming her fist on the table.

Sakura sweatdropped "Pig. 4 days is enough. And if you count today, 5 days, so yah"

"Shut up, Forehead girl!! These are girl matters!! You wouldn't understand, homosexual freak!!"

Sakura scowled "Damn you, ya fat lard!! I am NOT a homo!!!"

"Oh yeah, prove it" Ino crossed her arms.

Kakashi just watched in amusement, giggling uncontrollably on the inside.

This won't turn out very good he thought.

"Fine!!" Sakura got up out of her seat and walked over to Sasuke's desk. She pulled him up by hits tie and kissed him.

What the fuck, man? Sasuke thought.

Blink. Breathe. Flare nostrils. Think. Ino thought as she did what she reminded herself to do.

"HEY!!! STOP KISSING SASUKE-KUN!!!!" Ino yelled.

Sakura let go of him and allowed him to fall into his seat so he could daydream.

"Did I prove my point?" Sakura tilted her head.

"Ugh! No! Just making out with one guy isn't enough!" Ino crossed her arms.

Sakura scoffed "Meet me at my lunch table at lunch."

"I'm so gonna watch this. It's practically Icha Icha coming to life!" Kakashi giggled as he clapped and cheered.

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