Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha... YET! MUAHAHAHA... lol, nor do I own Harry Potter & Company

1. Continuously question his gender.

2. When he sits down to eat at the table say "Bad puppy, go eat your chow from the bowl."

3. Randomly stab him with a rusty blunt object ( Warning: He'll most likely kill you for this.)

4. Tell him Rin is pregnant with Jaken's baby.

5. Tell him Rin is pregnant with his baby.

6. Get a white wig, paint a crescent moon on your head and yell "Give me all the eye liner, and nobody gets hurt!"

7. When Sesshoumaru and InuYasha are fighting yell that he's gay.

8. Dip him in a vat of honey, then roll him in catnip, then watch Kirara basically molest him. Laugh your butt off.

9. Auction him off to the lowest bidding rabid fangit... I mean fangirl, who bids on him.

10. Make Rin ask him where babies come from. Make her ask him to demonstrate with Jaken.

11. Blackmail him into wearing women's clothing.

12. Ask if he gets handicapped parking.

13. Declare your undying love for him in front of EVERYONE

14. Laugh at the irony when he steps in dog poop.

15. Make him stand directly behind Ah-Un after it's eaten a humongous bean burrito, downwind.

16. Teach Rin the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.

17. Complain about his wet dog smell after a bath.

18. Stand him next to a stereo playing playing punk rock. Crank up the stereo to a million decibels and watch him scream in agony. Watch, and laugh.

19. Ship him to America in a crate. Better yet the U.K , more specifically Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, introduce him to Hagrid and his "Bang ended scoots."

20. Do all of the above in less than a day.