Whilst mchseen was um... busy with gothel, doofensmirtz got up and groaned.
"ugh, how long was i dead?" he asked in a slur.
"thank god i invented the immortalityinator" he said, getting up and pulling the knife out of his back. he walked around the side of the house and saw what mcsheen was doing.
"OH MY GOD!" he shouted.
"oh, look who it is, stay right here gothy, i gotta go kill someone." he said standing up.
"h-h-hey, watcha doin' with that gun?" he asked a mcsheen pulled out a magnum.
"what do you think i'm doing?" he said back doof into a fence.
"well, i thought you were playing... TAG! you're it!" he said shoving mcsheen into the snow and running over to where the katamari controller was.
"go gothel, go! run!" he called.
"are you kidding, this is the best action i've got in years!" she called back.
"ah well, natural selection." he said to himself as he picked up the katamari remote.
"stay. back." he said taking deep breaths.
"watcha gonna do? control me to death?" mcsheen asked. "no, more along the lines of THIS!" he said steering the katamari into him.
"what in god's name?" he shouted when it hit him.
"hi mcleach!" kronk said, still attatched to the ball.
"kronk? what happpened, last i remember charilie sheen's ghost possesing me and now i'm out here!" he asked.
"no idea, i was just trying to invent a real life katamari and it started going all over the place!" kronk replied.
Meanwhile...
"hey, you think it's safe to get out now?" facilier asked.
"i mean, we haven't seen mcsheen on any of the cameras in 5 hours."
"It's ok to leave, my sheen sense has stopped tingling." horned king said.
"alrighty then, let's get outta here and get some more hotwings, who's with me?" facilier asked.
"ME!" everyone said, leaving the room. "damn i love hot wings." shan yu said, waking up from his paint induced high.
"So, uh, zurg, why'd you always wear that purple darth vader helmet?" facilier asked.
"image?" "it wasn't a regular helmet, it was a mental restraint helmet" she explained.
"mental restraint, what for?" he asked "i'll tell you another time, right now, hot wings!" she finished, grabbing one.
"can't argue with that logic." facilier said. just then the life-sized katamari rolled past them.
"you see that?" zurg asked.
"yep."
"did you lace my wings with pot?"
"swear on my great grandmamma's life i did not."
"...wanna go see how this unfolds?" she asked excitedly.
"thought you'd never ask." he said running out the door with her. when they got outside, they saw everyone watching the ball roll back and forth.
"Ok, we get it." tremaine said lowering doof's arm.
"watching kronk suffer is funny, can we go get some wings now?" "oh, aright, just let me set it to self destruct." he said pressing a button. the katamari exploded into several fireworks. that spelled out "happy turkey day!" in the sky.
"AAAAAAH!" kronk and mcleach screamed as they hit the ground. mcleach hit the snow, and kronk hit the concrete. everyone ran over to them concerned.
"mcleach, are you Ok landlubber?" hook asked as he helped him to his feet.
"still possesed laddie?"
Naw,naw, i'm fine." he said brushing himself off.
"coward must've fled my body before i got hit by the katamari." mcleach reckoned.
"kronk, get up!" yzma yelled, kicking kronk in the side, mcleach grabbed her arm.
"lady, he's like, in a coma!" he exclaimed as the heard a groan.
"kronk...?" yzma asked concerned.
"who's kronk?"
-YES! first story arc completed! it was a real pleasure doing this one, and the next one i'm sure'll be even better! and sorry for the cliche' amnesia twist, but trust me, it'll get funnier! and new roomates next chapter!
-killered500
