((A/N: I got a new laptop! –Cheers- I'm still not used to it, but oh well. I guess I should update. My music's really loud. It's annoying. Very annoying. Anyway, today we learn about Ron and his… food tenseness? Dude! I have an English to French translation thinger! Must use this to my advantage. Anyway short chappy, I'm sorry.

I own nothing, except the computer I write upon, i don't own the prince of persia or fire emblem or ToP.))

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For some weird reason the group decided to visit the church. No clue why, it's not like one of them is the holy savior of all man kind, and another is secretly an angel who helps run the place when she's not guiding around a group that includes her daughter and two half elves that claim to be elves because the older brother is a complete wack job. Because that's just too weird and would defy all logic.

Anyway, while in the church they learned two very important things. One, that the author has spelt church wrong three times now, and has had to go back and fix it, and two, the creepy Doris lady has a happy book that they could totally use to find all the seals.

Cause it's not like they're traveling with a woman who knows their exact locations, since she visited them 4000 years ago.

CHEESEPUFF! Sorry the author is totally out of it. Quarantine me! My best friend just colored my other friends ear purple/silver/green! We laugh hysterically at him! You should too!

So anyway, the magical book of seals. Seals that seal things, not seals that swim and be happy. It was at the home of… Governor General Doris! To the big totally non evil government building place! I wonder how good their government is, hopefully better than mine.

"Welcome to the happy government place!"

"Umm… Yeah. Cole is like, the Chosen of Mana. So can we have the happy book of lip-gloss or whatever?"

Ron slapped Linda, "It's the book of re-makeup-tion!"

"Imposter!" Shouted Doris, who will have no funny dialect since the author is slacking off. Random guards showed up from nowhere. Why where there so many guards hanging out at the government place? Shouldn't they have been helping poor innocent kittens out of trees or something?

Cole randomly tripped, what a dumb ass, and for some plot twist reason his wings appeared. If they come out when he falls down why didn't it they come out when that gothic assassin showed up?

So since the wings were total proof of being the Chosen, all the guards disappeared into thin air. Or thick air, which ever you prefer.

"Wow, what pretty wings," Kilik's mother looked over at him with a frown, "I mean manly! What utterly manly pink wings!"

"You now, he's right about that," Gina cocked her head sideways, "They are rather girly when you think about it. All that pink and purple glowing and the sparkles."

Cole ignored her.

Doris blinked, "Right, back on topic. So if you're the Chosen, I must have given that important magic seal book to imposters!"

"What are you stupid?"

Ron slapped Gina once again, "Will you ever shut up!"

Much boring dialog later

"Are we out of Palmacoasta yet?" Linda asked, falling on the ground.

"I dunno," Krystal sighed, "Go buy a players guide."

Ron consulted her map, "Linda, we left Palmacoasta half an hour ago."

"Can we stop for lunch?"

"No."

"But Ron!"

"Gina is right," Krystal said randomly, "We should eat. Gina, make some food!"

Gina started making burgers on a randomly stove that she pulled out of her ass. And five minutes later…

"Hey! That's my burger!" Ron grabbed the patty from Linda's plate.

Linda blinked, "I thought they were all the same."

Gina shook her head, "That one's tofu, Ron's a vegetarian."

"Ron's a carrot?"

"A VEGETARTIAN, not a vegetable. God Linda, was your foster mother retarded?" The auburn asked, putting lettuce on her burger.

"…" Linda frowned, "Shut up."

Gina passed a plate to Krystal, "Tomatoes?"

She promptly screamed, falling backwards, "Get them away from me!" Which leads to the author's next question, which is whether the tomato thing is actually in the game, or is it just a weird fanfic thing?

The rest of the group went, "…" And Linda broke into giggles.

Krystal sent her a death glare.

The next day

"Hey, so what do we do now?"

"Um…Like I know."

"I like puppies."

"Blame your nail polish!"

I'll let you guess who said what.

Ron pulled out her script, "Let's go somewhere! No movement means no plot! No plot means I don't get paid at the end of this stupid game."

"Game?"

"Ummm, journey?"

Cole pulled a remote out of nowhere, "I'll just press the fast forward button!" He pressed the button.

-Funky fast forward looking stuff-

"This tree's name is…"

A bit to far

"Wha- What am I doing!"

Still too far

"Linda Irving! Clean up your crayons. This is grade three, not a pig pen."

Crap, to far back…

"Dhoas, this must stop!"

Hee, hee, WAY to far forward.

"Kalas! What are you doing?"

Opps, wrong button.

"Did anyone teach you how to hire mercenaries?"

Damn that Ike is hot, now where the hell did ToS go?

"Some say time flows like a river."

Speaking of hotties, that Prince is-, focus Brandy, you need to find ToS.

"Hey you in the bushes! You have until the count of 5 before I start throwing sharp pointy things. One, two, four…"

How'd I get back to Fire Emblem? Whatever…

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((And that's my lame ass chapter for the day. I have more time to type now, so hopefully you'll have a new chapter soon! (I actually don't remember exactly what happens next, so I decided to end now!)

Review and I'll update faster I swear!))