Chapter 11: Fun time.

A/N: Hey guys! I had a mini writers block but I'm back on track so don't worry more chapters are on the way!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Teen Titans.

I awoke to the sound of my phone vibrating; yawning, I lazily worked my way towards the phone. Alice was calling, oh the joy. I picked up and let out another yawn.

"Hey Drake, you coming to school today?" She asked rather enthusiastically.

"No, I have to go to work and I have other stuff to do". I replied as I ran my hand through my hair.

"Oh ok, want to hang out afterwards?" She said after a mini-pause.

"I can't, I told you, bye Alice". I rolled my eyes as I hung up.

I put on a simple T-shirt and jeans. I opened the door to the attic and walked out of the house. Grabbing the Honda, I drove down town to Gloria Jeans. Business was slow today in the coffee shop, and that was making me more anxious to dump this place as each minute passed. I needed to go to the Stadium and get things prepared, there was so much to do; but I need to keep this cover as much as possible. After my second shift I was starting to lose my mind, I couldn't wait anymore, I needed to leave now. Politely as I could I asked my boss if he could let me out early. He agreed seeing how business was moving like a snail. I thanked him and ran out the door.

First I needed to go to the warehouse, can't have those henchmen see me without the whole gear now can I? I got there relatively quickly and got changed. Before I sped off to the Stadium I double checked in the mirror to make sure my scars showed and that the make-up looked good. I grinned in satisfaction as I locked up and sped off towards the Stadium. I was greeted by Killer the moment I arrived. I scratched him behind the ears while his tail wagged happily. I walked into the stadium with Killer by my side.

"Hey boss," Robert greeted me.

"Robert, how's the kids?" I asked causally.

"They're doing great boss, unlike Double Cross you pay us well enough to keep our families happy" He smiled.

"That good, well I'm off to finish the finally preparations" I said as I waved.

Sure now that my henchmen had the fun potion in their system, they didn't demand money as much, but the key to loyal henchmen is to pay them anyway. I walked into the old announcer's room in the center of the Stadium. It had a large desk in the middle and a small dog bed to one side. Killer curled up and in the bed and relaxed. I chuckled at him as I sat down on the great chair. The desk was filled with papers, none had any logic or made any sense; or at least that's what people say, I wouldn't know. It's my writing and my non-logical mind so of course I understand it. I got to work quickly; I would only stop for a few breaks to the bathroom or to get water, but other than that I worked endlessly.

I was almost done when I heard a soft knock on my door.

"Enter" I said as I looked at a Jump city map.

"Sir, its one hour until night fall and the boys were starting to wonder if the preparations were complete." Robert asked gently.

"Almost there, half an hour and it's done," I muttered.

"Tell the boys to meet here in forty-five minutes" I told him.

"Yes boss". With that he closed the door.

As ordered the boys arrived forty-five minutes later, my preparations were complete. Killer looked up for a second before lying back down.

"Alright boys, here's how this is going to work." They all inched closer to see the map. "I will go here and get the Titan with a sneak attack; then I will come back here where we will hold them in the bathroom".

"Why the bathroom boss?" One asked.

"So that they don't recognize the Stadium, that way they'll think we're somewhere in the city". They all nodded and whispered.

"Anyway, in the bathroom, we shall extract all the weapons or items they carry" They all nodded in understanding. "Robert, you shall then take the Titan away from here and set off the Titan signal there. This will be a diversion". I pointed on the map.

"So the Titan you're capturing is not the one you plan to use as the main guest right?" One started to ask.

"Right". I replied.

"So then, they'll serve as a decoy to lure the actually main guest". He added with a smile.

"Give the man a prize," I laughed. "Actually, you can be the one to give the invitation to our main guest".

His smile grew. "Thank you boss! I won't let you down".

"And for the rest of you," I paused. "You will be the diversion, causes explosions, do whatever you want, and just kept the rest of the Titans busy".

They all cheered. "Yes Boss! We won't let you down!"

"Robert is it night fall yet?" I asked with a sly smile.

"Yes it is Boss".

"Perfect, now everyone, wait until I come back with our 'guest'" I smiled wickedly.

They all nodded and left. I pat Killer on the head.

"I would ask you to join me but I'm afraid you'll fall off the bike," He whined in a semi-protest but went back to sleep.

I walked out of the room and out of the stadium towards my bike. I sped off to my target patrol area. I hid the bike and crept into the shadows. There I waited, it wouldn't be long now; my muscles tensed ready for the attack. Very soon I would have this Teen Titan in my clutches. My eyes spotted something moving in the shadows. I stood very still; the figure turned their back away from me. I pounced at them; they let out a scream in surprise but I quickly place the sleeping gas over their mouth and nose. The Titan fell limp into my arms. I tied them up and put them in front of me on the bike; this way at least I would make sure they wouldn't fall off. I sped off towards the stadium.

Once arrived my men were ready. Robert easily picked up the Titan and threw them over his shoulder. We walked into the bathroom; I searched until I found the Titan signal. It was a little round walkie-talkie thing which had a yellow T in the center. I found a button and decided best to leave it alone. Do want the rest of Titans to appear. I heard a groan behind me.

"Boss they're waking up what do we do?" Robert asked worried.

I shook my head.

"We're in the train station bathroom, remember?" I lied quickly.

"Oh right" Robert said while winking at the others, who nodded.

I mentally face palmed.

"Ugh…Where am I?" Said the voice drowsily.

"Hello…Beast Boy" I said casually. "Quite honestly I like to call you Elfy better".

"Joker Jr. "He growled.

I smirked. "Please just call me Joker, oh and you might not even want to think about transforming, you have a strong chemical inside your body; transform and there might be a horrible mutation which I'm not even sure if it's curable or you might not even survive the mutation".

"Chemical? Die?! But…The sleeping gas!" He exclaimed. I nodded.

"I don't know what you're up to but we'll stop you as soon as the others come" He snarled.

"See that's the thing, you don't know where you are and more importantly they don't know where you are either", I smiled darkly.

"My Titan signal where?" His tied up hands patted his pants as he looked at me in confusion.

"You mean this?" I showed him the device.

"Give it back!" He shouted.

"And why would I do something like that? No, I have other uses for this" I walked in a slow circle around Elfy. "You see this all part of the trap I have set up, and let's just say you're one piece in my puzzle".

Elfie's eyes widened.

"That's right, you're not the one I wanted to really capture, and you're just the bait. In a few minutes a letter will arrive to one of the Titans explaining for them to go to the oil rig alone, and if they don't accept this you will suffer a slow and painful process which only on my command you will have permission to die."

"No I'll warn them" He said determined.

"Really? I don't see how that will happen if you unconscious for the next couple of hours". I laughed as I placed the sleeping gas over his mouth again.

"You know what to do Robert" Robert nodded and grabbed Elfy. "And you give this to our main guest will you? You know where to go."

The man stepped up with pride and took the letter carefully.

"I'll make you proud boss". He whispered.

"Now the rest of you follow Robert," I grinned.

Now to get the really show on the road. I drove off towards the abandoned Oil rig. I waited anxiously in the shadows for my guest to arrive. My guest had arrived. They walked in the shadows cautiously.

"Hello, Titan." I said in the shadows.

They stopped; I slowly stepped out of the shadows.

"Joker, where is he?" They questioned.

I took a step closer. There I was face to face with those very eyes which had haunted me the other night. The eyes that belonged to a girl called Raven.

"In such a rush to see your boyfriend Raven?" I smirked.

Her eys narrowed dangerously. "Where is he?" she said more firmly.

"You look tense, have a laugh" I sprayed my flower onto her face.

Normally her face would have melted off because of the acid, but this time I filled it with the fun potion. Her narrowed eyes still showed some slight hate towards me, but on her face there was a smile.

"What did you do to me Joker?" she asked.

Her eyes showed confusion. I let out a laugh.

"You see Raven; I just sprayed you with what I invented called the Fun Potion." Her eyes widened. "This means that even if you hate me on the inside, you have to be nice to me until I give you the antidote".

"What about Beast Boy where is he?" She asked again.

"Forget about him for now" I replied in a calm voice.

"No, I'm going to find him". She said as she started to fly away.

"Wait", I called out. "You'll never find him without my help, so I'll offer you a deal".

She stopped in mid air and slowly turned to face me.

"I'm listening". She sounded nice…ish but her eyes burned with suspicion.

"You come with me for a couple of hours and then I give you my word to give you Elfy back."

"And why should I trust that you'll keep your word" She questioned.

"A Joker, who makes a promise, keeps it". I replied smoothly. "So do we have a deal?"

I held out my hand for her to shake it; reluctantly she nodded and flew down to accept my offer.

"Now that, that's settled, follow me." I said as I stepped into the shadows.

As I walked, I heard her silent footsteps a few spaces behind me. It suddenly occurred to me that her Titan signal had a distress call button; if she were to press that the Titans would rush into the situation knowing she would only signal them if she was in trouble. Plus with that tracker it had meant that Tin man could easily locate her through the tower. Damn it, this would be a slight problem. Although if she just keeps it on and with her, there's no need to alert the Titans; that problem with that was how to get her to not send the distress call…Aha! That's right I have Elfy in my clutches I could use him to keep her from pressing that button.

"By the way" I suddenly said. "If you get any ideas about pressing that distress call button I will personally make sure neither you nor your friends see Elfy again. That is a promise".

I heard her curse, and take her hand away from the pin which held her cloak. I smirked as we reached my bike. I climbed on and motioned her to do the same.

"Now you might want to hold onto me, because this thing is fast". I said with a grin.

She glared but wrapped her arms around my waist. I sped off towards town, raven's arms wrapped around tighter as if she was afraid to fall. I sped off. We drove across the bridge; I took a hard right onto a dirt road. I drove for another five kilometers until I stopped by some rusted, old gates. I told her to wait there for a moment. I found the power switch and the abandoned amusement park came back to life. The music started and the rides set off into motion. Luckily I told my guys to fix this place up before. I walked back and lead Raven through the metal gates. I grabbed her hand and lead her towards the roller coaster.

Even an idiot could tell that she was not amused. She hated it, more than anything in world; not she didn't hate the ride itself she hated me. Once we got off I led her to the house of mirrors. I started to crack jokes but she wouldn't budge, not even a smile. My father's famous temper started to rise within me. She seemed to sense this because she smirked. Growling I stormed out of there and headed to the tea cup ride. She eventually joined me seeing how my temper amused her.

"What's the matter am I too tough of a crowd?" She asked with a smirk.

I glared and stared up to the ceiling.

"You know for a second there I thought you were different than the others," I said sighing. "I thought you were as much as an outcast…like me".

Her smirk faded, her eyes widen at my words.

"Here I am being an idiot thinking: Gee that girl also lives in the shadow of someone". I smirked. "Guess I was a bigger idiot than I thought".

"You're an outcast too?" She spoke softly.

"Yeah, never really fitted in the crowd, hell I wouldn't have fitted in jail either".

She stayed quiet.

"But oh well, you wouldn't understand" I looked up as the ride started again.

"That's not true, that's me before the Titans arrived" She paused. "I was an outcast, sometimes it feels like I still am".

"Yeah but at least you got wonder boy and the others, I literally have no one" I chuckled. "I mean I was taken away from my parents at the age of ten".

"But you have parents…I lost my mother and my father" She laughed darkly. "Let's not even mention him".

Her purple/blue eyes looked into my crimson eyes. She looked at me differently; the hate was gone and was now replaced with a silent understanding. We stayed on that ride for another hour or so; just talking. Once I saw the time I told her I had to go; there was something important I had to do.

The next morning Elfy was delivered to the Titan tower; unharmed as promised.