Screams from the crowd erupted and the people began to scatter all over. It was Dirty Dan Dan Chan with Asian inspired assassin Isella.

"Why wasn't I invited to the show? I'm hurt like a virgin's first time!" Dan replied.

"I come to America to make you all suffer long time," Isella said as she stamped her boot to the ground. A little Asian man puppet popped out from under her skirt.

"This Phi Phi, he play with you long time," Isella laughed out loud as Phi Phi went flying towards Chris and Davy. The two managed to jumped out of the way but Chris wasn't looking and jumped into a little brown man.

"I have never seen such a beautiful goddess such as you!" Hector the Brown Man said in awe.

"Huh? Yes, I am beautiful, but you couldn't afford this love," Chris said as he flicked his long black hair that shimmered in the fading daylight.

"But Mi Amour, I have a chain of ice cream carts and many people selling the flowers on the sidewalk in front of the exit ramp of the freeway!" Hector pleaded.

"Hmm… NO! I cannot live a life such as that. Plus, I do not enjoy the touch of such brown hands that have been soiled by hard labor work" Chris exclaimed.

Hector now heart broken screamed in fury, "You will never leave me! I shall have you forever or until my work visa expires and I get deported!".

Hector leaped at Chris pinning him down against his chestnut brown skin that was covered in passionate sweat. The scent of freshly made tamales and tequila filled the air in their embrace. Chris was over powered by Hector's brown strength, which was acquired from all the grape picking in the fields. Meanwhile David had transformed and was trying to stop the advances of Dan Dan Chan, but it was more like Dan Chan was trying to get away from Sexy Mercury.

"Danny CHAN! Take me shopping! Please, we can get matching whips," Mercury begged.

"Um.. I have to work this weekend, um… so I can't," Dirty Dan weakly replied as he started to back up.

"Why do you fight our love? Am I not good enough for you? Does my passion not reach your love muscle?" Sexy Mercury fell to his knees and began to sob.

Dan Dan kneeled next to him and put his hand on Mercury's shoulder, trying to comfort him. Their beady Asian eyes finally met.

"This is BULLSHIT! I like cheese, but not to be frozen it in!" Rich yelled as he burst from his cheesy prison. He transformed and was not in a sexy mood as usual.

"How do you like it?! Take this! NAUGHTY NURSE MOON MAIDENS!" Sexy Moon's call was heard and his nurses came running out.

The nurses jumped at Dan and Mercury and wrapped the two together in bandages. They couldn't move and inch.

"Yay! Thanks Moon!" Mercury cheered.

"What? You're suppose to be uncomfortable and mildly annoyed!" Moon pouted.

"No, that would be me," Dan said with a sigh.

Meanwhile General Isella was attacking Sexy Jupiter and Moon. Jupiter's attacks had no effect on Isella, since each time he let lose his attack Moon would eat them before they reached Isella.

"You know that you not suppose to eat them, right?" Jupiter said to Moon.

Moon looked back and said, "You know that these are good, right?".

Jupiter now curious in the taste and curious in other things :wink: took a bite out of his Jalapeno Shock Poppers. He was shocked not by the taste, but attack and he was sent flying into Isella, knocking her into Sammy.

"Um, Hi! You wanna be friends?" Sammy asked with a giant psycho killer smile.


Shudders Psycho killer smiles are scary. yeah. Not much to post here, but whatever! Comment!! You know you wanna. winks smarmily and dances around

Fanta theme song plays in the backround

"Wanna Fanta, don't you wanna

Wanna Fanta, don't you wanna

Wanna Fanta, don't you wanna..."

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