Me: The last chapter was fun to write!

Margarita: … I hate you.

Me: *ignores Margarita* Anyways, on with the story! And sorry for it being short, my mind was having trouble thinking about this chapter!

Kayo: li43101 does not own anything except herself, her idea of doing this, and some jokes. The rest belong to their respective owners. Oh, and I would like to say something at the end of this… Prussia if you dare say anything about me doing the disclaimer, new blood is going to appear on my scissors.

Prussia: Threat acknowledged. At least let me do the disclaimer next time.

Me: Should I let Prussia do the disclaimer in the next chapter? You, my wonderful readers, can decide.


It has been 5 days since Prussia and Artie decided to play villain and epically failed at it. Since then, Artie has tried to get even 6 feet close to Kayo, and Prussia has nagged me. Whenever I get annoyed at him, I usually threaten him with taking away his beer, or sending Russia after him when he gets drunk. Prussia would leave in a heartbeat. It was today that things took a turn. For good or worse, I'm not entirely sure.

It started out during breakfast. We were having pancakes and calmly talking with each other. I don't know what the conversations were about because the pancakes were delicious. If this tastes good, I wonder what pancakes made by Canada would be like. A couple of minutes later, Drake had an idea.

"How about we do a competition?" She asked. We all looked at each other.

"What kind of competition?" England asked cautiously, not wanting it to be laser tag again. Drake immediately responded.

"How about we do a dancing competition? We could use the game room and play Just Dance 2!" She answered. America and Conchita immediately started shaking their heads yes. The first one to actually speak was Allen.

"Sure. Besides, we haven't played Just Dance 2 as a group since, well, forever it seems," He said. He is right. It seems like it has been forever since we did a dancing competition. Everyone else agreed. We all have 10 minutes to be ready. I'm not sure why, Drake was the one who said that. Oh well, no harm can come from this, right?


*POV: No one's*

Drake was interrogating England. She needed him to do something to make her plan work. Thanks to the charm she already has, he did it.

"Perfect," She said to herself. "With this on and the dance I'm planning to do, all the men are going to fall in love with me." Unbeknownst to her, someone heard her, and decided on how to foil, or should we say, make it worse.


Let's listen to a conversation between three important people, shall we?

?: So you want me to send those three units next?

li43101: Yes. From what a friend of mine tells me, it will make this more interesting. Especially if he somehow goes into that mode and his first target happens to be her.

?: I see… Who is this friend of yours?

Kayo: That would be me, Megurine Luka.

?: Ah, yes. Her friend, Hatsune Miku, was the one who ordered the units in the first place, right?

Kayo: Yes, and I thought, why not get a unit my other friend, Drake, would be happy with?

?: And why is that?

Kayo: She wants all the men in the mansion to fall for her. However, I doubt her plan is going to work. I am also planning to have one of the units we already have to fall for her. This is in case that plan does not work.

?: I see… I will send the three units' right way. Whether or not they will help in your plan is up to you.

Kayo: Thank you.

li43101: Thank you.

?: It's no problem at all. *hangs up*

li43101: You do realize the possible outcome for this. Let us not forget that your plan involves… him falling in love with Drake. Actually, how are you going to do that?

Kayo: First, I know the outcome of this. I asked him to do it, and he agreed. She is going to hate me more for this. One thing's for sure, *smiles evilly* at least one male in the house is going to fall for her if this works. *chuckles evilly before hangs up*

li43101: *sighs* Drake, if you're somehow hearing this, I am so sorry. Kayo is making me do this. *hangs up*


*POV: Margarita*

We all are now ready. We all were wearing our regular clothes (and by that, I mean us Vocaloids in our Vocaloid getup). Although I will admit that something was strange about Drake when she entered the room. She was wearing her regular cloths, but there was also something strange about it, but I couldn't put my mind to it… France seemed intrigued by this, mostly because he never bothered Drake until right about... now.

"Honhonhon! You look beautiful Mon Cheri {1}!" He said before he tried groping her (or something like that), but she elbowed him in the stomach, and walked towards us. Kayo, England, and Romano then started laughing at France's pain and failure. That was when the game started.

For some reason I might never figure out, Prussia and Artie made me and Kayo do Tik Tok by Ke$ha. In the end, it was close, but Kayo won. Then Artie yelled, "That's how me wench wins mateys, so back off from her!" She then Maka-chopped him behind the head with a random book and sat on the couch.

After that, Russia and Prussia did Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne for some reasons I do not know. Then the part that one of the players was supposed to throw a fake punch happened. That player was Russia. Instead of fake punches, they were real. Prussia is currently lying on the couch since "the room is un-awesomely spinning" according to him.

I then did S.O.S. by Rihanna since that pretty much how I felt with dealing with all the units. I felt like giving out a serious S.O.S. signaled and getting as far away from the units as possible. I got five stars on it. I started to celebrate when Prussia yelled "That's how my soon-to-be awesome girlfriend does it!" I then proceeded to punch in upside the head. Russia smiled creepily with that equally creepy aura.

Said nation then wanted to do Rasputin against someone. Riliane volunteered to do that, thinking it would be easy. That thought was then proven wrong when the dancing part started. Russia danced like a professional to that song. We all were shocked and Riliane was utterly defeated.

The next song done was Monster Mash by The Frighteners. The participants were Artie, England, America (who wanted to do it with Artie and England and nagged them until they agreed to do it), and Conchita. Let me just say that this is one of Conchita's favorite songs. When you do a song with Conchita that is one of her favorites to do, you have almost no luck of beating her. Artie and England we left in the dust while America and Conchita somehow tied… I do not know how that happened…

They had a tiebreaker with the song Iko Iko by Mardi Gras. America won, but he gave Conchita a hug, congratulated her on trying her hardest, and gave her a hamburger. She thanked him, congratulated on him winning, and started eating the hamburger while he ate one too. They then threw their Wii remotes at France when he said "Love works in strange ways." They are just in denial if you ask me.

After that Gumi, Venny, Spain, and France did That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings. France lost at the start. Spain tried keeping up but accidentally tripped backwards and on top of the still wounded Prussian. Venny and Gumi were close after they finished, but Gumi was the winner. She then helped Spain off the whiny Prussia.

The next song was Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley. Conchita did that solo and got the highest score. The song after that was Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim. Riliane, Allen, and Romano did this one. Allen won, and Riliane and Romano were close to him and each other.

France and Gallerian (unwillingly) then did When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls. France ALMOST got the highest score, but he still needed to go a way to go before he could ever beat Gallerian's score. France went into his drama mode, but went deeper into it when Kayo called him a drama queen.

Drake then decided to do the song Toxic by Hit Crew. She even started singing it. I was too busy keeping an unwanted Prussian hand away from me to pay attention. She got the highest score, but before she started celebrating then Prussia started cat whistling at her. That was around the time when the doorbell rang.

Before Drake could even make it do the door, however, France pulled her into his lap on the floor. She was NOT happy. I think I was the only one that saw her eyes flash red when we left the room. Luckily, I was the last one out, so I hope that I am going to be the only one hear the- "OW!" Never mind, there is the very loud sound of the Frenchman getting hurt.

When we got to the living room, Russia (who went on ahead) was already looking at the manuals while Allen said goodbye to Guy… I should mention that I almost forgot his name. It HAS been a while since we actually spoke to each other. When he left, Russia handed me the manuals.

"At least they're sane, da," He said as I took the manuals. When I saw who it was, I could not help but smile.

"Okay, I need salted salmon, a cat, and Gumi prepare to fire your gun!" I said. The others were confused, but agreed. Drake came down when all the necessities were in the room. Kayo honestly did not look surprised when I ordered the items. In fact, it almost seemed like she knew these units would come… Oh well, not my problem.

"Okay first, the cat," I said. Riliane got a cat that is always wondering outside the mansion. It likes all of us except Conchita for good reasons. Riliane decided to call him (yes the cat was male, I forced Venny to check) Felix since he reminds her of Poland, what with the fur and practically liking anything pink (cough*Kayo and her room*cough). Once Riliane settled Felix down, two of the crates/boxes exploded. Luckily, only the lids came and the sides just fell forward.

Standing in the remains of one of the boxes/crates was a 20 (I am guessing 20) year old man wearing a white little hat. He had brown hair and forest green eyes. He is wearing a dark blue T-shirt, light brown pants that go down a little past his knees, no shoes, and, I am not joking, a cat clawed into his shirt and one on his head.

Standing in the remains of the other box/crates was a Japanese man with jaw length black hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a white Japanese military suit and had a katana with him. Both men went over to Felix and started petting him.

"I see why you wanted the cat. But if Japan's already awake, then what's with the salted salmon?" Allen asked.

"And if you don't want it, can I eat the salted salmon?" Conchita asked, eying the salted salmon that Russia was holding to keep away from her. I shook my head no, and Russia handed me the salted salmon. Japan then realized that there were countries and, well, people who looked like Vocaloids. Then we heard a gunshot and turned to Gumi who had her gun pointed at a cowering France, who most likely was an idiot and tried to grope her from behind. That was also when we heard a voice from the last box/crate.

"Big brother, is that you?" A feminine voice asked. Kayo, with the crowbar from the kitchen that she mysteriously had, to pry open to lid to the box/crate. In it was a girl in her teens with short blond hair, blue eyes, a blue ribbon on her head, wearing a pink dress that goes to her knees, socks that go up to her knees, and black shoes. This is going to be a long explanation time... Mostly for the confused Japan.


Later, After Explaining and Giving them Rooms

I decided it was time to question Kayo. She didn't look surprised when we got them, so she must have known we would get them, I know she did. Why? I asked her this and this is how it went:

Margarita: Kayo, did you make it so that we would get those three?

Kayo: Yes.

Margarita: Oh… Well that was easy. Wait, why did you order them? Not that I do not appreciate the new growth in sanity, but still.

Kayo: Look, I heard Drake planning to make all the men fall for her. I also figured out that the cloths she was wearing had some type of magic on it. I interrogated England and found out that she had him do it, saying that she loved his cooking and saw "flying mint bunny" or something like that. I made him make my tailor scissors contradict that magic. Though England told me he still feels the magic on her cloths.

Margarita: I guess that explains the weird feeling I got when she walked into the room.

Kayo: Exactly. Anyways, I decided to get France to fall for her, which is why he's been flirting, or at least trying, with her. I got Japan as a fallback plan. I got Greece because Riliane always wanted to take care of Felix, and now she has an expert on taking care of cats. I got Liechtenstein because, well, I can. Besides, she so nice and I decided to get some sanity after all we've been through with the earlier not-that-sane units.

Margarita: If you do not mind me asking, why is Japan the fallback plan?

Kayo: According to the manual, he has a mode called Samurai. It happens when he is emotionally attached to someone, unit OR human. It could be romantic, if someone is hurt, or if he is in charge of caring for a child. He will also wait on whoever is he attached to hand and foot. He also has a tendency to become EXTREMELY protective. He also might decapitate anyone who threatens any physical harm. When he is out of that mode, he still is emotionally attached to that person. Also there's a Warlord mode, but trust me, he will rape us women and make us his many wives and make the men his b*tches.

Margarita: I see… Good luck with that plan.

Kayo: ... Wait, you're not going to try to stop me?

Margarita: I won't. Just promise me that if THAT plan does not work your try to get Prussia to fall for her.

Kayo: It's a deal. And if that plan doesn't work, I'll just do Artie.

After that, I went to my room. Not before locking the door and getting dressed in my nightgown. Seriously, time is moving by fast. It's already flipping night! I wonder if we will get Canada next. I sure hope so.


{1} My dear

Me: I seriously had trouble thinking about this chapter. Trust me; next chapter is going to be longer… I hope… Please do not hate me; I am going as fast as I can! Also, I got the idea of adding Japan and Greece from Greece's Kitty and Liechtenstein from Goddesxofxmusic1, so thank you both for the suggestions!

Japan: Excuse me from asking, but I'm wondering what is going to happen in the next chapter.

Me: You will have to wait and see. I can say this; Venny is going to regret what he does.

Venny: … *facepalm* I hate this torture.

Kayo: Before we go, I need to say something. Drake, I read the review. You are not the most beautiful person here. You are most likely the most arrogant person here though. However, if you want someone falling for you, take France, Artie, Prussia, or all three. I am sure they'll be happy with that!

Artie and Prussia: I won't.

Kayo: Shut up!

Greece: Zzz…. Zzz…

Liechtenstein: Goodbye readers, and I hope you review. And thank you for taking the time to read this.