A/N Just discovered a website called DearBlankPleaseBlank (dot) com and it inspired me to write this.


Dear Voldemort,

I know how you're stuggling with the whole 'killing me' issue; I would be too, but hey, all I do is win.

Anyway, Hermione says that a trip to the library always gives her new ideas.

Think of it as a head start; I mean, I know about your horcruxes, maybe this will make us even.

Good luck.

No, seriously, you'll need it.

Sincerely, Harry Potter


A/N I love getting reviews, hell I write even faster when I get them! Loads of reviews equal two or three chapters a day all for you (: