Sorry, I'm so late guys, but my idiot friend slam my hand in the car door and broke two fingers on my right hand. He promised to help me write the next one, but I still don't trust him because he is a big liar.
Mari sat in the office of Scrooge's Dates R' Us, downloading the pictures she had received from Scrooge's nephews, Huey, Dewy, and Louie.
They where pictures of them at summer camp, but she noticed something strange in several of them. It seemed that all the pictures of girl camper's ended below the neck.
"I think that Scrooge will need to have a little talk with the boys when they get back from camp," Mari thought to herself.
Scrooge walked in to the office and gave large sigh before sitting down in the chair next to Mari's.
"Where have you been?" asked Mari. "You're already an hour late."
"I had to stop at the hospital to check on one of our clients," said Scrooge.
"What again?"
"What do you mean 'again'," he said." We've only had one other costumer end up in the hospital."
"Oh ,your right ," she said," the other one was only wanted by the cops."
"It not my fault if our client make poor choice's. If they would only buy the insurance policy that goes with these dates, than their hospital bills and lawyer fees would be greatly reduced."
"Who were you visiting this time?"
"Roxas," said Scrooge." It seems that he and his date took one of my nephew Donald's potions that turns humans into merpeople. But he didn't tell them that the potion wears off in six hours."
"What happened?"
" It turns out Roxas has a pretty good voice and the mermaids kept him doing karaoke until the potion ran out and he almost drowned."
" You mean he turned back into a human while he was still underwater?"
"Yeah, and he was on stage and wearing no clothes. Boy, did he leave behind some confused mermaids."
"How did he get to the surface"? asked Mari.
"Ariel, helped him. It seems she's had practice swimming to the surface. Roxas was pretty water-logged , so I brought him to the hospital just to make sure he was okay."
"I took a pain medication once , that made me believe I had turned into a mermaid."
"What happened?"
"I'm not sure, but Leon was the life guard at the public pool where they found me and ever since he never looks me in the eye."
" A pain pill did that"?
"Turn out I was allergic to it", said Mari," but I found out that Hollow Bastion has a very nice police force."
"Thank goodness that all happened before you came to work here," said Scrooge.
"Yeah, I won't want to do anything to give this place a bad name," said Mari, sarcastically.
"Any calls while I was away" said Scrooge, choosing to ignore her last comment.
"Yes, a Lya called and said she would be coming over to get the information for her date."
"She should be here any minute," said Scrooge.
"Who did you set her up with?"
"Sora."
" He is so adorable,"Mari squealed." Why don't you set me up with a date with him."
"Sorry, but there's a waiting list", said Scrooge." Besides, aren't you older than him"?
"I don't want him for a boyfriend," said Mari." I just want to spend a day hearing him say all those cute things and then squeeze him for a couple of hours."
"So you want him for your own personal teddy bear"? said Scrooge.
"Yeah", said Mari, with a happy sigh.
"That is just weird."
"Say's the duck who isn't wearing any pants," scowled Mari.
" Hello is anyone here?"asked a young girl, walking into the office.
"We're back here," said Scrooge.
"Oh, hi", she said, "I called earlier,my name is Lya."
"I have all the information that you need for your date,here", said Scrooge, handing her an envelope. "Can I interest you in some date insurance",?
"I never heard of date insurance," she said."Does that guarantee you'll have a good date?"
"No, but it helps pay for any unforseen bills that may occur during the date," said Scrooge.
"I doubt that I'll need it, so, no thanks", she said." Do I meet my date here at your office"?
"Yes", said Scrooge. "His name is Sora and he will be waiting outside".
"Thanks", she said, before leaving.
"They don't ever buy the insurance", said Scrooge, as soon as Lya left." They just never seem to learn."
-Lya made sure to arrive at Dates R' Us a few minutes before the assigned time. When she got there, she was surprise to see her date was already waiting for her outside.
"Sora?" she asked an adorable looking boy.
"Lya," he said throwing his arms around her.
She awkwardly hugged him back and found that he wriggled in her arms like happy puppy.
"Guess where we are going on our date?" he said, his voice hardly containing his excitement.
"Well, maybe..."
"We are going to Disneyland," he shouted, not even waiting for her to finish talking. " We are going to have so much fun!"
"Great, but are you sure you can afford it?" she asked.
"Scrooge gave me free tickets", said Sora," so there is no excuse not to go".
"Okay, then," said Lya, "let's go",
"I hope you don't mind a long shuttle ride," he said. " I couldn't get the gummy ship from my friends."
"You have a gummy licence?" asked Lya." I thought you had to be sixteen?"
"You usually do," said Sora," but being a keyblade hero like me, I don't need a licence."
"You won't get a ticket for driving without a licence?"
"Only if they catch me," said Sora.
"Wow, I had no idea I was with a someone so influential, "said Lya, sarcastically.
"No, don't", said Sora, in a serious manner." I just want you to think of me as an ordinary person."
"I'll try, but it will be hard to think of you as normal."
"We better hurry," said Sora, looking at his watch." If we don't, we'll miss the special gummy shuttle price rate."
"Special price rate?"
"Yeah, is Villain's Sidekick Hour and the price are cut in half," said Sora.
When they arrived the shuttle was packed with hyenas, eels, alligators, a parrot, a raven, and a falcon. After spending fifteen minutes with this crowd Lya knew why the price was so low.
Sora spent their entire trip talking to a thin, short, guy name Wiggins, who was wearing one of those headbands that makes you look like you have an arrow shot through your head.
"Where are you going young man?" Wiggins asked.
"We are going to Disneyland," said Sora, with a squeal." We're going to ride all the rides, watches all the parades, and eat a bunch of candy."
"How nice that you and your mother can go on this trip together," he said.
" I'm his date!" Lya shouted.
"I thought you looked a little young to be his parent," he said." But I find it hard to believe this kid is to on a date."
"Hey, I'm not a kid", said Sora," and I know all about girls and dating and stuff."
" What kind of stuff"? Lya asked.
"That if you take a girl on a date, you have to pay for her, that girls like to eat things other than candy, and to not ride rides that make you throw up, and if you do make sure not to throw up in her direction."
"Wow," said Wiggins," you're so innocent, I think even Disneyland would corrupt you."
"I don't get it"? said Sora.
"I don't have time to explain it to you," said Wiggins." This is my stop. I'm going for a job interview".
"Good luck", said Sora.
"Thanks," said Wiggins," but I know this job will be absolutely perfect."
" He seems like a really nice guy," said Sora,after he left." Too bad he had to travel with all these villain's sidekicks."
The gummy shuttle finally came to a stop and Sora jumped up in excitement and said," We're here at Disneyland."
"Don't go to Disneyland," shouted a fat, red imp at Sora's feet," you will only find suffering."
"You will surly die a horrible death, if you go", said a thin blue imp.
"Don't pay attention to them," said the parrot beside him." That guy always panics and the other guy a real pain. They are so annoying".
"Look who talking", shouted the red imp.
"The wails of the dead sound better than your voice", said the blue imp, before shooting a ball of flame at the parrot.
"Let's get out of here before they catch the place on fire," said Lya.
"Not again," signed Sora." The just rebuilt after Axel burned it down."
"Who is Axel?"
"Just a guy I know."
"You know a lot of weird people."
"Yeah, isn't it great?"
When Sora saw that there was a few stops they had to make before they could get to the park, he started complaining and never stopped. He complained when Lya's purse had to be checked with security, he complained when they had to wait in line for tickets, and he complained because they had to wait in line to get into the park.
"Sora will you quit whining," said Lya.
"You should listen to your sister," said the man who took their tickets.
"She's my date"! said Sora, angrily.
"Are you kidding"? he said looking at Sora in disbelief. "Who would want to go on a date with a kid like you."
"Come on, Sora," said Lya, grabbing his arm." Just ignore him and we'll go get something to eat."
"Cotton Candy"? said Sora.
"It's only ten", she said." I'm not sure my stomach ready for candy."
"Oh, then how about a candy apple? It's got fruit in it."
" I'll pass," she said," but you can eat one."
"Yay," said Sora, running toward the nearest vendor.
But before he got to there, he suddenly stopped, his eyes got really round, and he said,"Hey, look my friends are here!"
Sora ran away from Lya in and started rushing toward a large line of children. In the front of the line were several people in Disney character costumes greeting the children, taking pictures, and signing autograph books.
Sora rushed to the head of the line and began valiantly hug two of the costumed characters.
"Donald, Goofy," he shouted." It's so good to see you. Donald, how did you get so tall?"
"Hey, you!" shouted a little girl dressed in a princess dress and wearing about a pound of glitter. "What do you think you're doing cutting in line?"
"Mama, mama", said another little girl,with huge, curly blond hair," make him go back or I'm going to cry."
"How dare you make my daughter cry", said one of mothers, beating Sora over the head with her purse.
"Donald, Goofy, help me", shouted Sora, but of course nothing happened.
Finally one of the Disneyland employees escorted Sora back to end of the line where Lya sat waiting for him.
"Sora, are you alright?" she asked.
"I don't understand," said Sora. "Why do Donald and Goofy look so different and why didn't they talk to me when I asked them for help?"
"Sora," said Lya, putting a comforting hand on his shoulder," those are Disneyland employees dressed up in costumes, not your real friends."
"Costumes?"
"This is the real world, Sora. They don't have real talking animals, mermaids, or fairies here. They are just people in costumes."the
"But why?"
"Because they don't have gummyships to travel to different worlds and this is as close to being in another world as they will ever get."
"That's so sad," said Sora," I don't think I'll ever get over it... hey, look a candy store!"
"Alright," said Lya," if it will make you feel better, we'll go get some candy."
Sora spent over forty-five minutes in the candy store choosing the right candy and then spent another fifteen minutes gorging on candy, before he consented to see the rest of Disneyland.
They headed to Fantasyland, where Sora proceeded to attack a the moving cars from Mr. Toads Wild Ride claiming they were heartless. When he rode the Dumbo ride and spent the entire ride complaining because Dumbo wouldn't shoot water out his trunk.
When they rode on the Peter Pan ride he almost got killed by jumping out of boat in an attempt to fly around the room.
By the time they got to the storybook boat ride, Lya was happy to see that Sora was finally settled down.
"Aren't those little houses and miniatures so cute?" she asked.
"Once I destroyed a whole town like that," said Sora.
"Why on earth would you do that?"
"It was the only way to get rid of the heartless," said Sora.
"I don't know what these heartless are, but I am sick of hearing about them," she said. "Can we talk about something else?"
"Like what?"
"Look at that cute little baby dressed up as a pirate," she said pointing to a toddler, who was staring a Sora.
"Ah, he sure is cute," said Sora, placing his index finger in front of the toddlers face and waving it.
The toddler gave Sora a huge smile, before taking Sora finger into his mouth and biting down hard.
"Ow, " screamed Sora," the babies a heartless."
"How dare you attack my child," said the baby's mother, hitting Sora over the head with her purse.
The fight continued until more Disneyland employees and someone dressed like Winnie-the-Pooh came and broke it up.
"Sora are you okay?" asked Lya.
"Pooh," said Sora, dazed," he didn't recognize me. The heartless must have stolen pages..."
"Sora, he's a guy in a costume, remember?"
"Are you kidding,"said Sora." That's just sick."
"Come on, let's ride some more rides," said Lya.
"Not in Fantasyland," said Sora," the kids here are scary."
"How about Adventureland?"
"Alright, but let's stop and get some candy first."
Adventureland turned out to be just as disastrous as Fantasyland. Sora tried to ride on the trees in Tarzan Tree House and in the Jungle Cruise he tried to speak monkey to the Tour guide. The kicked him off the boat telling him to go home and take his medication.
He tried to jump ship in the Pirates of Caribbean and when Lya dragged him backed, he yelled for Jack to come and help him. The employee's dress like pirates told him to go home and take his medication.
Lya spent the rest of the date keeping Sora from harassing the people dressed in character costumes and dragging him away from his conversations with animatronics.
I wasn't until Lya promised if he behaved she would by him an Indian Jones hat, that she got any peace.
At the end of the day, after Sora had fifth helping of candy, he finally consented to sit down and watch the parade.
"Are you having fun?" Sora asked.
"If by fun you mean constantly keeping you out of trouble and watching you gorge yourself on candy, then yeah, I'm having a blast," sighed Lya.
"I knew you would enjoy it here," said Sora.
" Excuse me," said a blond teenage girl, behind them. " Your dressed like Sora from Kingdom Hearts, right?"
"Can we take a picture with you?" asked her friend.
"But I am Sora," he said.
"I like to really get into my character when I cosplay, too," she said. "Now smile and say cheese!"
"But I really am Sora," he insisted,
Both the girls went quite, before turning to Lya and saying"Um,has he taken his medication today?"
"That does it !" shouted Sora, standing up on the bench. "I have had it with you people in the real world. Everything here is either a robot or people in costumes. Is nothing real here? Am I the only one who think it's strange?
Maybe it's because all you people do is hit perfect strangers with your purses and keep tell them to take their medications . I have had it , do you hear me! I've had ..."
Suddenly Sora passed out and fell into Lya arms and crowd rushed in around them.
"What happen?" someone asked.
"I think he just fell into a sugar coma," said Lya.
"Do you want me to take him to the infirmary,"they asked.
Lya looked down and Sora in her arms and said," No, I think I like him better this way."
Man, I had a hard week, I wish I could go to Disneyland!
