Title: Loki
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: T for language
Pairings: BakuraXRyou
Summary: While enjoying their summer without school, Bakura and Ryou get a knock at the door. Upon answering it, Ryou is sexually harassed by a young man who looks almost identical to Ryou. But this man is not who you'd think he was! How will our two silverettes survive this?
Me: The next one-shot!
Lucy: A family member of Ryou's shows up!
Me: And causes issues!
Lucy: Please enjoy meeting Loki XD
Me: Enjoy XD
Chapter One: Loki
[One Sunny Day at the Bakura Household...]
"Hikariii...."
"Whaaaaat?"
"I'm boooored...."
"Why are we talking like this?"
"I dunno."
Ryou sighed and leaned his head back against the couch. It was in the middle of the summer, which meant no school. Bakura, personally, enjoyed summer the most because it meant he could spend all his time with his hikari.
When Ryou had school, they could do none of that because of homework.
Ryou groaned and sat up. He rubbed his head and then clicked the fan onto a higher setting.
"Oh, Ra, why is it so hot in here?" he asked.
"That's because you're in here, Hikari," Bakura smiled. Ryou rolled his eyes and flashed his lover a cute smile. He then flopped back down on the couch and groaned. The heat was starting to get to him.
Bakura heard the groan and forced himself to sit up.
"Ohh, Hikari, are you okay?" he called. Ryou raised his hand and waved it slowly.
"I'm fine," he murmured.
Bakura nodded and then he heard the doorbell ring. He sat up and tried to answer it, but he found that he was paralyzed from the heat. He collapsed back to the couch he was on and waved his hand to Ryou.
"Yadonushi, can you get that?" he asked. Ryou groaned and nodded.
"Uh-huh," he whispered.
He forced himself up and went walking to the door, unaware that he was wearing only a black camisole and a short pair of black shorts. He grabbed the door and opened it slowly.
"Hello?" he called.
Suddenly, before Ryou got an answer, he felt something crash into him, forcing him into the house as the door slammed. His body racked with pain, and then Ryou groaned. He felt something snake around him, slamming him against something hard, and then he felt something else.
A hand moving to a... certain area that no one but you and your lover should touch.
"I-I-IYAAAAAAGH!!!!"
"Hey, cutie! Remember me?" a voice called with a giggle that Ryou recognized all too well.
"Yadonushi!!" Bakura shouted as he heard Ryou scream. He leaped from the couch he was on and came tearing into the room, ripping his aibou from the attacker's grip. He glared at the person and then stopped, blinking once.
The person looked similar to Ryou.
He was about the same age and height, and like Ryou, he had pure silver hair. His eyes, however, were bright red and looked like they had gold pupils instead of black. His hair was also much longer than Ryou's in the front, twisting and snaking around his form like two snakes.
He was dressed in a black choker and a long blue spagetti strapped dress-like tunic that made him seem almost like a girl, but Bakura knew better. He had seen his share of effeminate males to know that this was a boy.
But who was he?
"Ooh!!" the boy squeaked. "How adorable! You look just like my little Ryou! A female-ish man as well!" the boy latched himself against Bakura's bare chest and smirked. "Nice body, very good. And you're just like Ryou. Especially in looks. Everything looks female except for this," he touched Bakura's chest. "And then there's this," he said, reaching his hand to Bakura's jeans and grabbing him.
"Yeep!" Bakura yelped, turning red. He drew away from the man quickly. "Yo, what is up with you and grabbing people in the are no one should touch, huh?!" he snapped.
The boy snickered. "Nice man, Ryou. This the yami you were talking about?" he asked. Ryou nodded and then went near Bakura. He sighed and pointed to the man who was standing in the doorway with a smile on his face.
"Bakura, this is Loki," he said.
"Loki, huh? You must be... Ryou's cousin?" Bakura asked.
Loki remained silent before he burst out laughing. Tears streaked from his eyes and he pounded his hand on the wall. Ryou shook his head and looked to Bakura, who was pouting. He had no idea why he was being laughed at.
Ryou held Bakura and smiled. "Bakura... Loki actually is, um, Loki actully is my, uh..." he paused after taking a few deep, soothing breaths and then sighed. "My grandpa..."
Bakura...
Was shocked.
He stared at Ryou before looking to Loki, then back to Ryou. He blinked, rubbed his eyes, and then turned around once. He rubbed his eyes again and stared at Loki. He blinked once more.
"What!?!?" he shouted, eyes doubling.
Ryou nodded slowly and pointed to Loki, who was smiling like an absolute moron. "This is my Grandpa. His name is Loki Bakurae. He's the father of my Dad," he said.
Bakura squeaked. "W-what?! Were you one when you had his father or something?!" he shouted. Loki fiddled with a long strand of his silver hair and laughed, shaking his head from side to side.
He rubbed his eyes and then looked at Bakura.
"He's a fine treasure of a man. A little excitable, but..." Loki scanned Bakura up and down, then ran his hands over his body. Bakura resisted the urge to slap Loki away, but something in his mind told him to advise against it.
Loki 'hmm'ed in thought before clapping.
"I approve! I full-heartedly approve!" he said. Ryou blushed and laughed nervously.
"Good," he said.
Loki nodded before flashing them both a smile. "So.... Had sex yet?" he asked.
Ryou squealed in embarrassment. Bakura, getting aggrivated with Loki making his hikari squeal and blush like that, which usually meant Ryou was uncomfortable, dove in front of him.
"Yo, what is up with you and sex?! How old are you, anyway?" he shouted. Loki grinned.
"87," he confessed. Bakura gagged and looked at him. He looked roughly 16 years old, and not a day past. He looked very similar to Ryou, as if they could be twins with one another.
Bakura turned to Ryou and pointed. Before Ryou could explain, Loki slipped in.
"Being a spirit from the Sennen Ring, I'd expect you to recognize a shadow creature when you see one," he taunted. Bakura was about to strike him when he suddenly stopped and replayed his message.
"Shadow creature?" he asked.
Ryou nodded.
"My grandfather is a shadow being. Like a yami, just not sealed within a Sennen Item," he explained. Loki grinned and gently ran a finger over his smooth white skin and chuckled to his grandson.
"This is why I love it. 87 and I can still run around and flirt without it being gross," he smirked.
Bakura frowned a little. How could the grandfather of his hikari be a shadow being when his hikari wasn't? "Then how come Ryou isn't a shadow creature. If his dad was one, why not him?" he asked.
"His father was a shadow being, but he had no powers. So technically, he was mortal. Which is why Ryou is a hikari," he mentioned. Bakura nodded and then Loki grinned.
He latched himself around Bakura's neck and smirked.
"Now... if you want my kawaii grandson, you're going to have to listen to me and obey my commands," he said with a dark chuckle. Bakura laughed nervously and then looked to Ryou.
Ryou shrugged and frowned.
Loki snickered.
"Here's the laws of the Over-Protective Look-Alike Grandfather," he laughed.
[Several Days Later During the Night...]
"Come on, Baku-chama! I'm the King! You have to do it!" Loki shouted.
"No way, Loki!" Bakura shouted.
"I told you, call me 'Grandpa!'" Loki shouted.
Ryou rolled his eyes. Bakura and Loki had decided to play a game called 'The King Says'. The rules were: if you drew the stick with a K on it, out of however many sticks there were (enough for each player), you were the King, and got to dare someone to do something.
And sadly for Bakura and Ryou, Loki had gotten to be the King...
Again.
"Come on! I know you're a yami, but are you a big baby as well?" Loki taunted. Bakura snarled.
"I'll show you who's a baby!" he bellowed. Bakura then grabbed Ryou around the waist, drew him close, and then he rolled over and commanded Ryou to sit on his back. Ryou did so, and then Bakura went to work.
Bakura groaned and shoved himself up off the ground one last time. He had been commanded by Loki to try and do 100 push-ups with Ryou sitting on his back. Not that Ryou weighed much, but it made things difficult.
"100!!" Bakura shouted. His arms gave out and he collapsed face-first to the ground.
Loki cheered. "Nice! Four minutes. New record," he cheered. Ryou grabbed Bakura's shoulders and leaned down so that his mouth was near Bakura's ear.
"Are you all right, Bakura?" he asked.
"I'm fine, Yadonushi. Just please get off me," he said. Ryou nodded and then scrambled off of Bakura, taking his seat next to him. Loki then looked around and tapped his chin thoughtfully.
He smirked and looked to the stick he had.
"Okay. Now... I think I'll... do this..." he said, scooting over next to Ryou. Ryou blinked and watched as Loki reached forward and drew him close. The silverette shadow being snickered and slowly brought his lips closer to Ryou's.
Ryou blinked in confusion, not getting what his grandfather was trying to do.
But Bakura sure as Hell got it.
'Nooo!! You psychotic female-ish looking person who happens to be over 80 years old! Back away from my hikari!!' Bakura thought, eyes wide.
Loki spotted this and smirked before placing a kiss on Ryou's nose and leaning back. "You honestly didn't think I'd do that, right?" he asked. Bakura stammered before falling over. Loki smirked and then looked at the time before he rose and cracked his back. He smiled at Ryou. "Well, I best be going," he said. Ryou pouted.
"Do you have to, Grandpa?" he asked.
"I think it's be best. That bastard will be here sometime soon, and also..." Loki snickered and looked to Bakura. "I don't think this one can handle much more excitement from me," he laughed.
Loki went to the door and then turned to Ryou.
"I'll be checking up on you every now and again. Farewell," he said before opening the door and shutting it.
Before Loki fully vanished, he turned to the door and smiled, knowing that his grandson and his yami were not able to see that he was still standing there, looking towards them.
"You know, Bakura, I didn't enjoy you at first. But, seeing how loving and protective you are of my grandson, I approve of your union. You are going to make a great lover," Loki grinned.
He then laughed to himself.
"And in the distant future, a good father," he smiled.
With that final sentance to the unknowing silverette lovers, Loki turned and vanished down the streets, into the fog, like most shadow creatures his age often did.
Me: Ha ha! Loki's awesome!
Lucy: And he allows Bakura to stay with Ryou!
Me: Thank Ra! Lol, poor Ryou and Bakura! Loki really shook them up!
Lucy: But at least they're alone with one another again XD
Me: Please review and we'll update as soon as possible! XD
