Me and Keezer got home at 11:45 pm that night. We arrived to find Bella and Edward out hunting, Resnesmee asleep on Jacob, Esme and Carslile upstairs and Alice, Jazz and Emmett in the living room.
"HEY EVERYBODY I'M HOOMEE!" Keezer screeched as soon as we arrived. I shoved my fingers in my ears.
"Keezer!" I groaned. She stuck her tongue out and raced upstairs. You know, I really will regret this!
**KEEZER'S P.O.V**
I left the blond bitch whinning and went upstairs. Emmett was standing up, looking – well shocked. No other word for it.
"KEEZER?" he bellowed.
"Thats my name baby." I winked. I blew Alice and Jasper a kiss then raced up to Emmett – he pulled me into a massive bear hug. I smelled his sweet smell and ran my fingers through his hair.
"I've missed you sooo much," Emmett said in a strangled voice.
"I've missed you to," I sang happily. I pulled him in for a kiss.
"Auntie Keezer?" Renesmee yelled – oops, she'd woken up. Oh well, the more the merrier I guess. I rolled my eyes at Emmett then scooped up the little bundle of silk pyjamas and curly brown hair that'd just leaped at me.
"Hey Nessie, how are you sweetheart?" I kissed her head and she giggled. "Ok, but its been no fun without you," she pouted, putting her hand on my face – I saw glimses of her sitting by the window, Emmett not hunting or talking, being bored everyday.
"Well I'm back now!" I laughed, sticking my tongue out at her. "And we'll go Laser Quaser tomorrow, yeah?"
"Promise?"
"I promise," I vowed. Nessie laughed and clapped her hands. I patted her on the head then set her down.
"Oh Keezer honey, we thought we heard you!" Esme and Carslile had come; Esme's eyes were filled with tears and she pulled me into a massive hug. "How've you been?"
"I've been ok, tah, you?" I asked. Carslile laughed weakly.
"Good to have you back," he smiled. "Planning on staying this time?"
"Yep-i-mundoes," I laughed.
"Keezer." Emmett sniffed. His eyes were watering. "Thank you."
"Emmeeee, don't cry!" I chuckled, grabbing his hand and swinging it. "And if you want to thank someone ..." I can't BELIEVE I'm gunna say this but ... "Thank Rosalie. She's the one who tracked me down, persuaded me to come back. And now – here I am!" I grinned.
"Thats great!" My fave sister Ally came and gave me a kiss on the cheek. "Missed you, Key." Key!?
"Ahaha, missed you too Alley," I mocked her. I turned to Jasper. "Hey Jaz-mobile." He chuckled. "How've you been?"
"I've been ... keeping," I said carefully. "You?"
"Ditto," Jasper smiled.
"Well, we'll be alright now we're together," I told him.
"Keezer?"
Edward and Bella were back. Rose was with them. Bella looked like someone had slapped her – Edward gave me a great big smile.
"How've you been, Keys?" he laughed and put me in a jokey headlock. I slapped him playfully. "Alright tah," I grinned then wrestled free.
"Ahh, I can't wait to play paintballing and wreck your house again!" I teased- Bella growled and Ed laughed.
"You're definetley staying, then?" Esme asked hopefully.
"Sure! I'll stick around." I said loudly. Rosalie snorted and I turned to look at her sickly beautiful, but twisted face. "I'll be here long after you've gone – sister," I added sweetly.
"I am not going anywhere," she said through gritted teeth.
I raised an eyebrow at her. "We'll see."
