This is a weird chapter. I actually hate it. Just saying. :P My dad used to tell me this story when I was like, five. It actually scared me. O.O

Please Enjoy! :)

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Mio Fratello

*...Slumber Party...*

"Come on already, I don't care who it is, just tell the story!" Kairi shouted above the madness ensuing in the Fair household. Xion, Namine, Roxas, Ventus, and herself were invited to Vanitas and Sora's birthday sleepover, which just so happened to be the day before Halloween.

"Ven and I already agreed to tell the first story!" Sora shouted, his eyes tearing up, lips quivering, and face scrunching up in a pout; the perfect warnings of a disaster tantrum.

"But it has to be a scary story, Sora." Namine said quietly, hugging her pillow close to her chest.

"The scariest! Something that'll make me pee my pants!" Roxas laughed, spitting out his soda which earned a glare from the raven female next to him. Chuckling nervously, he quickly came back with a "So, got any good stories?"

"Yes I do!" Sora laughed, taking a handful of popcorn and shoving it into his mouth. "Have you ever heard the story of the Sissy-Mint monster?" The brunet asked, while Ven turned off the lights.

"That's the stupidest name for a monster I've ever heard." Kairi scoffed, leaning back in her bean bag chair.

"No it isn't, it's really scary! Tell 'em Venny!" Sora whined, tugging at the blond's shirt.

"Alright. So, there's this guy who lives in the rainforest called the Sissy-Mint monster. He's a beast with feet that were placed on backwards, so when he walks, the footprints he leaves look like he's going the other direction." Ventus started. Roxas snorted.

"Are you serious, Ven? This is so lame!"

"Anyway, Roxy, the Sissy-Mint monster likes to lure kids into their caves and-"

"Molest them?" Kairi laughed. Ven stared at her in half-hearted disgust, before he continued.

"And the kids who don't listen to their parents and follow them are boiled alive and eaten by him and... yeah..." Ven scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"That... Sucked! Man, I wasn't even scared!" Kairi groaned in despair.

"Are you now?"

Screaming, Kairi flailed her arms at the sight of Vanitas, face caked with ghoulish make up, vampire teeth protruding from his mouth. Lifting his neck up, the party-goers were met with the sight of stiches and dried blood.

"MOOOOOMMMMMMY!" Sora screamed, tears already welling in his eyes as he ran out of the room.

"MRS. FAAAAIIIIIRRRRR!" Ven followed soon afterwards.

Nice one!" Roxas and Kairi laughed. Looking up, Namine rolled her eyes.

Xion stood, and slapped her fellow raven on the arm.

"That's not funny."

"Yeah, well, guess what Xion?" Vanitas tried to think of another retort before Xion interupted him.

"You look stupid."

"... M-Mom says I look cool!" Vanitas whined, running out of the room.

"Whatever you said, it worked." Roxas snorted, shoving popcorn into his mouth.

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Alright, enough of the Halloween mood! Next'll be... I dunno. :P I googled the sissy-mint monster. It didn't show up. DX

This chapter was going to be up Saturday buttt... Heh.