Candace was lying in her bed, playing with herself… a picture of herself that is! She had a picture of Jeremy, too. She made fake conversations with them and then made them kiss. Multiple times. Her 'date' was ruined by sounds of power tools coming from the backyard.

"What's going on?" Candace asked sticking her head out of her window. Phineas, who was doing something over near a giant tent, didn't hear her over all the noise. "PHINEAS!" Candace screamed.

"OH, HEY CANDACE!" Phineas screamed back with a wave.

"WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE!?" Candace screamed right as all the noise stopped, making her voice carry for blocks. "Heh, heh… whoops."

"Since the lead of the circus act we were going to see got sick, we're making our own cirque!" Phineas said excitedly throwing his arms up in the air, drawing attention to his hilariously silly costume.

"Nice outfit." Candace said snorting.

"Thanks, you too!" Phineas said walking into the tent as Candace looked down at her pajamas.

"What's wrong with these?" Candace said before changing into her regular clothes. Walking out of the garage she saw Phineas and Buford entering the tent. As she neared the entrance herself Jeremy walked up behind her.

"Heyah, Candace." Jeremy said approaching with a basket full of… something.

"Oh! Hi, Jeremy." Candace said happily.

"My mom told me to bring over these homegrown veggies for your family. You know; she and your mom are doing that jazz thing today." Jeremy said handing Candace the basket.

"Thanks!" Candace said giggling.

"So, circus, huh? Cool. Cool. I guess it's more of a cirque than a 'circus'." Jeremy said with a slight laugh as Candace zoned out into Jeremyland. "Don't you think?"

"What?" Candace asked snapping out of it.

"Don't you think we should sit together to watch the show? If-if you want to." Jeremy asked again.

"Yeah, yeah." Candace said excitedly. "Let me just bring these inside." Candace said pointing to the basket as she walked back into the garage and into the house. Setting down the basket she noticed a little tag hanging on the side of it. "Linda, here's some veggies for you guys. P.S. Thanks for telling me about Candace's parsnip allergy, that could have been bad." Candace read the tag out loud, "Well, that was close!"

Exiting the house Candace saw Mindy talking to Jeremy, as she got closer she managed to hear the end of their conversation.

"Thanks, but I promised Candace. Oh, and here she comes now." Jeremy said turning to face Candace.

"Hi, Mindy." Candace said.

"Candace." Mindy said coldly before walking into the tent alone.

"Shall we?" Jeremy said holding the tent flap open for Candace.

"Oh." Candace said giggling and lightly blushing as she walked into the tent.

"How do your brothers build these things so quickly?" Jeremy asked as he and Candace took their seats.

"I tend not to question it." Candace answered as the lights went out and Phineas began his opening act. After a lot of admittedly lackluster performances from Phineas and Ferb's friends the finale began.

"How do they do this?" Jeremy asked, his voice higher than usual, as the human pyramid got higher and higher.

"I have no idea, I mean I've seen Phineas and Ferb at least 3 times on this pyramid." Candace said, her voice higher as well, looking down the pyramid to see that the previous positions Phineas and Ferb were in were replaced with random kids

"Also, where did that huge tube come from?" Jeremy asked pointing to the top of the tent where a tube had ripped through. As if on cue the entire tent flew off the ground and away with the tube.

"Well, that's certainly the weirdest way I've seen something of theirs disappear." Candace said, her voice returning to normal.

"Also, what was up with our voices?" Jeremy asked, his voice now normal as well, as they exited the seats.

"See, things like this are why I don't think about how Phineas and Ferb build stuff." Candace said as the giant seats were pulled into the ground.

"Well that's easy, Candace." Phineas said walking up to them. "We just order all the parts we need, get our permits, and then build it."

"Well, duh, but how do you afford it?" Candace asked as they sat underneath the tree.

"Well, remember when we were hired to direct your movie?" Phineas asked as Jeremy excused himself to take a call from his mom.

"How could I forget? People still make fun of me for it when I'm walking down the street."

"Right, well he paid us A LOT of money." Phineas said casting great emphasis on the words a lot.

"That's because I did my part for free." Candace said as the fence door to the backyard creaked open.

"Hi, guys." Linda said walking into the backyard with Lawrence.

"Mom, Dad, you missed our cirque." Phineas said standing up from the tree and approaching them.

"Well, it sure looks like you had fun." Linda said gesturing to Phineas' ridiculous outfit as Perry walked up and chattered.

"Who wants to hear my CD?" Linda opening the door to the house.

"Ooh, I do." Phineas said excitedly.

"All right, come on!" Lawrence said leading him inside.

"Hey, Candace. My mom sent me some of their CD. You want to listen to it with me?" Jeremy asked walking up to her.

"Yes!" Candace said excitedly. "Uh, I mean, sure."

So OnTheRun246 mentioned Candace actively involving herself in the boys' inventions, which is funny because I had plans for that to happen in the next episode/chapter.

Barrymanihigh… that's a good idea, I'll have to work with that.

So… that first sentence of this chapter… if someone could let me know if I went a little too far that'd be great.