A/N: Okay, before you all break out the tar and feathers. I'm sorry I haven't updated in forever! I had a week of disappointing news. (No Theatre college for me. sad faces). So, if I had written anything I'm sure I would have thrown Bella off a bridge just for fun. Not really, well. maybe.
Anways.

Here it is. Fun fun fun!

Enjoy. Reviews are wonderful and make my days better.

I don't own Twilight.

Have you even been so fucking bored you literally were going to chew your hand off? Well, try bed rest.

I was about, oh, in my 27th month of pregnancy and the size of a small whale. I couldn't see my feet, but I knew they were swollen and they hurt. The doctor put me on bed rest because I was close to the due date, though I was pretty sure this baby was going to stay in there forever.

Even though I was a beached whale in my bed, I was happy to have Jake. So happy. I have no idea how I'd get through this without him. He was constantly calling and checking in, bringing me tea if I was pukey, and doing all the cooking and cleaning. He was my super hero. Sam was giving him as few shifts as he could, but sometimes Jake had to go.

Today was one of those days.

So here I was, watching bad day time TV and contemplating eating my arm out of boredom.

After my 3rd round of Days Of Our Lives, my back started to ache, not just ache but it felt like someone stabbed a knife in my back. At first it was just annoying, but now it was getting bad.

"Ow," I said reaching for my phone.

The pain would come then go. But it was coming and going faster.

"Oh shit."

I knew what this was.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Where's my phone?

I found my phone and dialed Jake's number.

"Hey baby, I'm about to head out to patrol. What's up?"

"It's time." I said.

"Time for wha... Oh! Oh! Shit! Fuck! I'm coming baby!"

I heard Jake's phone hit the ground and Emily picked it up.

"He's heading in the wrong direction, should I head over?"

"Might as well, I think it'd be better if you drove than Jake." I laughed but the pain was getting worse.

"Be there soon honey,"

"Oh, and I think I just pissed my pants."

"Your water broke. I'll be there as fast as I can. Keep breathing." Emily hung up and I took deep breaths to help the pain.

It wasn't helping.

So, I tried to focus enough to send a mass text.

Baby's coming. I'm pretty sure Jake is headed to Mexico so Emily is taking me to the hospital. You're all welcome to come and wait in the waiting room because no way are you seeing my lady parts.

-B.

Of course I got 4 texts within 30 seconds but I didn't read them. Emily came running through my door with Sam, who carried me downstairs and into their car.

After that, I don't remember much. Holy shit child birth was a bitch though.

14 hours later, it was all worth it.

8 lbs. 14 oz.

22" long.

Jake made big fucking babies.

But, he was one beautiful baby.

Aidan Jacob Black.

I had no idea my heart could possibly feel love for someone so strongly, but as Aidan lay sleeping in my arms I had no idea how I could possibly not love him this much.

He was perfect.

Jake was already the best daddy in the world.

Charlie and Billy weren't too big on the whole baby thing, but they both were here and held him.

"You sure you want to name him Jacob? He might end up just like this one." Billy said nodding to Jake.

"Oh, maybe I should rethink it..." I said, winking at Jake.

I slept through most of the visitors. I know Emily and Sam came through, Seth and Leah, Rachel even came by.

I did get to see Carlisle though.

"He's healthy and looks beautiful."

"Thank you. Though, if he got Jake's good looks, he must have gotten my klutz gene," I laughed.

"I'm fairly sure no one can be as klutzy as you, Bella." Carlsile was laughing.

The rest of my hospital stay was easy. A few people came to visit and see Aidan, but it was relaxed.

I remembered I had sent that mass text message and checked my phone for responses.

I had about a million ones that said "Congradulations!"

Then I had one from Edward.

Congradulations. I know you'll be a beautiful mother.

-E.

I smiled, though we were no longer in love he was still one of my friends.

Oh My Gosh!!!!! I'll have to visit the house! I have a TON of clothes for you and Aidan Jacob Black. Great name by the way!

Love you!

Oh Alice, I should have known this baby would be forced to wear designer onesies and expensive burping clothes.

My mom had replied with ideas of visiting soon and having to send pictures as soon as possible to her and Phil.

I had one from Jake, which I thought was weird.

Hey! I was not headed to Mexico.. I just.. was overly excited I made it didn't I?

I laughed. Jake was passed out on the chair next to me.

Of course he made it, he always made it.

I was still convinced he was headed to Mexico.

The next day we had fewer visitors and just waited to get the okay to go home. The doctor said I could leave tomorrow. I couldn't wait.

I slept through the night dreaming of Aidan sleeping in his nursery and Jake rocking him to sleep.

Now the hard part.

Actually going home and living reality.

Some people had told me going home was the worst part, but I was excited to get Aidan home and to cook for myself and get into a routine.

Jake carried Aidan in his car seat to the car while I was being pushed in a wheelchair.

"You ready, honey?" Jake said, kissing my cheek and helping me into the car.

"Ready as I'll ever be." I said, leaning around my chair to make sure Aidan was okay.

The car ride was slow. Jake decided now that we had a baby on board we needed to go 5 miles under the speed limit.

"Jeeze, Grandma." I laughed at Jake.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch."

"I'm not wearing any." I said winking at him.

"Hey! No dirty talking in front of the baby!"

"Oh, shush." I said, crossing my arms.

Jake carried Aidan into the house, and I started to walk to the house when Jake ran out.

"Whoa! You're supposed to take it easy!"

"I'm walking to my front door. I think that's easy." I said, but Jake scooped me up in his arms.

"Well, the royal treatment. I should give birth more often." I joked as he lowered me onto the couch.

"Don't even joke. Let's try to get this one walking before we attempt another."

I laughed and snuggled down into the soft couch. So much better than the itchy lumpy hospital bed.

Jake put Aidan in my arms and sat beside me. We sat there, looking at our baby.

"He's perfect." I said, smiling up at Jake.

He kissed my check and then leaned down and kissed Aidan's head.

This was my life now.

And it was beautiful.

A/N: I had written this chapter with the baby being a girl, and just needed the baby to be a boy. I'm glad I did.

Name choice? Dig or Diss? =P