Disclaimer: NO I do not own Inuyasha. That awesome privilege belongs to Romiko Takahashi. Thank you!

I forgot who said it but you were right! The twins Cloe and Cleo were based off of the maids from The Princess Diaries 2! Their real names were Brigitte and Brigitta but I liked Cloe and Cleo better!

Chapter 11: Transfer

Kagome and Inuyasha stared at her. They couldn't even hear the principle as she said. "Since we're all here now we can get started." Or the other parents and kids as they said, "Is that Inuyasha?"

"Baby, what did you just say?" Kagome asked gently.

"Kira?" Inuyasha said a little, actually a lot stunned.

"Kira, baby, what did you just call him?" Kagome asked again.

Kira, who had her eyes squeezed shut, shook her head and pulled herself closer to them.

"Ms. Higurashi? Can we return to the problem at hand?" the principle asked.

But the other parents weren't paying attention either. "That is Inuyasha!" One of the boys said taking out a CD with Inuyasha on the cover glaring at the world through the plastic covering.

"Wow!" the boys said in awe. "Kira knows Inuyasha!"

"Did she call him 'daddy'?"

"Inuyasha is her pop?"

"Dude, she totally rocks!"

They were talking fast looking at Kira with varying degrees of respect and awe.

"Kira." Inuyasha said smoothing her hair back from her forehead.

"Daddy." she mumbled and scooted closer to him.

"Honey?" Kagome said taking Kira's hand.

She looked at Inuyasha more than a little confused at what to do.

"Talk about it later?" he asked.

Kagome nodded and turned to the principle.

"So what do you recommend?"

Looking happy to be back at the center of attention, the principle cleared her throat to get the other kids attention. After making sure all eyes were on her again she said, "Well as you know, the kids were caught fighting this morning before school had even started. Their teacher has told me that this is not the first time this has happened. These boys, according to her, frequently pick on Kira."

"Aw, we were just playing around!" Leader said his instinct to keep himself out of trouble overriding his amazement of having the Inuyasha in the same room as him. "We're friends, aren't we Kira!"

"No!" She snarled at him looking pretty fierce for someone only four feet tall.

"Yeah we are! We were just foolin'!" he said again.

"Now Tommy that's enough." His father said glaring down at him over his beer gut. "What were you saying, ma'am?"

The principle cleared her throat again.

"Yes, well, as this is not the first time this has happened I would recommend suspension."

"Suspension!" One mother who looked thin and frail gasped.

"No less." The vulture like mother agreed.

"Yes!" The boys said in delight all except one, the boy of the vulture mom.

"Kira included." the principle said.

"Wait a minute!" Kagome said standing up. "Why should Kira be punished?"

The principle looked at Kagome and said with the infinite patience of some one who had explained this many times before, "Fighting is against our rules, Ms. Higurashi. Whether you start the fight or not. The point is you were fighting at all. We've done this for the entire time our school has been here. (A/N. And if any of you are saying 'yeah right, no school would do that', my middle school did. They said if some one tries to fight with you, walk away. It didn't work.) Kira will have to be punished to."

"Now, wait a minute." Kagome and Inuyasha said at the same time both of them indignant.

Kagome crossed her arms and glared and nodded as Inuyasha said, "That rule makes no da...no sense." he stopped himself before cussing with a quick glance at Kira. "You can't punish some one for protecting themselves!"

"We tell our students that if some one does try to fight with you, you walk away. This preserves the peace in our school." She said as if she was explaining to a 3-year old that 2 plus 2 makes 4.

"It still makes no sence." Kagome said. "You can't reason with 5-year olds. If some one tries to fight them they are going to fight back."

"The rules are final Ms. Higurashi." the principle said.

"Well your rules are....bad." he corrected himself with another glance at Kira.

"Well I can see where she gets her rudeness." The vulture sniffed looking down her beak-like nose at Inuyasha.

"What did you say?" Inuyasha asked.

"A super star for a father? What a wonderful role model." she told him in a superior voice. "Cussing, partying, and drinking and smoking no doubt."

"What I do with my life is none of your concern." Inuyasha told her. "How I choose to make my living is my decision not yours."

"Of course it is. But you would think that when you chose how to make your living you would have thought of your daughter first."

"I didn't even meet Kira until a few weeks ago." Inuyasha growled.

"Oh, a love child. How perfect. Did he pay you dear?" she asked Kagome whose face was red in anger. She must have mistook it for embarrassment because she went on. "Probably a one night stand. What did you see him at a club one night and meet him back in his room? Drunk no doubt."

"Shut up!" Kagome yelled releasing Kira.

"Yeah, shut up!" Kira said a second later.

The vulture looked scandalised. "How dare you talk to your betters that way. Both of you."

"Then how about me." Inuyasha said laying a protective hand on Kira's shoulder. "Shut up, you old bat!"

"Sir, really!" The principle said.

"I have never been more insulted." the vulture cried laying a hand on her heart.

"I don't see how, you crooked old gargoyle!" Kira yelled.

"You tell her, sweetie." Inuyasha said.

"You would condone that behavior?" she asked scandalised all over again.

"Proudly." He said sticking his chin up. "Especially if she was talking to you, you shriveled old cow."

"Ms. Higurashi, control your daughter." the principle cried as Kira stuck her tongue out at the mother.

"Yeah, Kira. Don't stick your tongue out like that. Do it like this!" and she stuck her tongue out at the mother vulture.

"I want that abomonation expelled from this school!" The volture cried.

"Now Mrs. Gradino," the principle said in a consoling voice.

"Don't 'Mrs. Gradino' me!" she yelled. "That thing doesn't need to be polluting our children's minds." She placed a controlling hand on her son's head.

"Please!" Kagome rolled her eyes. "It was your son that started the fight in the first place."

"Well your daughter shouldn't have provoked him."

"Provoked him?" Kagome said taken aback. "Your kid was bullying mine!

"You know," Inuyasha said turning to Kagome. "If this is the kind of riff-raf that goes to this school, I don't think I want my child to go here anyway."

Kagome knew she wasn't his and she also knew she couldn't afford to send her anywhere else but she was just mad enough not to give a rat's ass. "Your right. She would be better at another school."

"Yeah. Come on, Kira." Inuyasha said taking her hand and Kagome took the other one. "We'll take our child and our money elsewhere."

"What money?" the principle asked knowing very well Kagome was poor.

"My money." Inuyasha said in the same superior kind of voice the vulture had used. "I would very much love to contribute money to my daughter's education but if this is the kind of school she is attending I think it would be better spent elsewhere. Come on."

And Kagome let him lead them out.

The principle sank down into her chair thinking of the man who was worth millions who had just walked out of her school.


Kira stood in front of the class who was looking at her with open and friendly faces. She had a brand new uniform on and her hair had been done in pig-tails. She had been washed squeaky clean by her maids and the brand new bag was held happily in front of her.

The teacher smiled and asked her to introduce herself thinking of the very large donation that had been made to the school when she had transferred.

"Hi, I'm Kira!" Kira said with all the innocence that a 5-year old could possibly have. "Let's be friends!"

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