Remember! I don't own any Inuyasha character. I do own Megundo, Kimotanmaru, Mekomu, Hakaro, Jensagaru, Markenzo, Tsurumagumi, Kiromagumi, Karamando, Tensaigaromaru, and LadyIzumi101 owns Izumi, but I own what she does or say.

Demkra: I hope you liked the Thanksgiving special. Now, it is time for the train ride!

Kag: Alright! Inuyasha acts so strange around them.

Inu: What the hell is a train?

Kag: See what I mean? It is going to be funny.

Demkra: Yes, especially because Izumi is going to travel with you all. Miroku, Sango, Shippo, Sesshomaru, Kirara, and Ren can't come with you.

Ren: Come on. Please?

Demkra: You are so pretty. Ok. You can go too, but the rest will be gone for the next six or seven chapters. Don't worry you all. I will make some short chapters with them in it. So, here is the 12th chapter of Heavy Rainfall!

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I reside in 209, you're in 208.

You moved in last Friday night,

And I just couldn't wait.

So I tried to call across the hall

To ask you out someday.

But a lineup formed outside your door,

And I was way too late.

Well I'd rather start off slow

This whole things like

Some sort of race.

Instead of winning what I want

I'm sitting here in second place.

Because somewhere

The one I wanna be with's

With somebody else.

Oh god, I wanna be that

Someone that you're with.

I wanna be that someone

That you're with.

And I can talk about it all day long

Till I run out of breath.

But I still wanna be that

Someone that you're with.

I've got to be that

Someone that you're with.

And I'm pacing by the phone.

Cause I hate to be alone.

And if you're out there with him

Somewhere and just about to kiss.

God I wanna be that

Someone that you're with.

Someone That You're With: Nickelback

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Chapter 12. The Amazing Train Ride pt. 1

Kagome paced around her room holding a letter from the Luxury Time Inn and Ship Cruise. Inuyasha dropped her off at her time about ten minutes ago to get some things for the Feudal era. But, what he didn't know was that he was going on a trip. Train trip to be exact.

'Oh man...what am I gonna do? The Luxury Time Inn and Ship Cruise, or LTISC, is a huge place to go to, especially when you don't have to pay for it.' Kagome once again read the letter out loud.

'Dear Kagome,

Hello there Kagome. We are from the Luxury Time Inn and Ship Cruise, or LTISC, as you may see. We have selected twenty people to come and spend five weeks at our Inn in Sendai, Japan. As you may know, it costs about $10,000 to sleep in our inn and go on our ship cruise, not to mention about $1,500 to get to Sendai. But, our twenty guests will get to come and stay in our inn and go on a ship cruise for nothing. That's right: nothing. It is a huge offer not everyone gets everyday.

Now, when you get to Tokyo's train station, you will give this letter to the train that says LTISC. You may bring up to two friends who will also get the free treatment. You will each receive a prepaid $10,000 shopping card that will be valid in any store, free meals, and a card that will be the key to your dorm room. Do not lose the dorm card, because we only give one to each of you.

You will be in Sendai for five weeks, which altogether would cost anyone else $124,000. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, so be ready. We will be departing two days from now. Bring any friend and have a great trip. -Sincerely, Kosciusko, gov. of LTICS-'

"I have to go on this one time trip! Hey! I got it! Inuyasha and Ren can come with me! Of course, we all would have to hide our ears. But that will be easy! Oh...I forgot one thing...the new moon is coming and Inuyasha's hair will turn black, then white again...Well...I'll think about that plan once we go!" Kagome yelled, then ran out of the house, screaming like a madman.

Kagome leaped into the well, drastically excited. If she wouldn't have used the bathroom when she was home, she would have peed herself. She leaped out of the well and ran smack into Inuyasha.

THUD! Inuyasha pounded to the ground, with Kagome on top of him. She got up and picked the poor hanyou up.

"Sorry Inuyasha, but guess what! I have won a five week trip to Sendai! And I get to choose two people to come with me! And you and Ren will come! But, I will have to hide our ears! So, let's go back and get ready. Souta said that the letter came two days ago, so we only have six hours to get ready, so lets-" Inuyasha put his hand over Kagome's mouth, cutting her short.

"Damn girl, stop talking like you drunk." Inuyasha smiled at her. He let go of her mouth.

"Wait. If you're going to this trip, won't you be gone where we won't see you for five weeks?" Miroku asked. Kagome sat down and explained how this trip was awesome and that she would miss all of them.

"Well, we do need a break from Naraku. Ok then, bye you all." Sango and the rest yelled, crying and whimpering as Inuyasha, Ren, and Kagome jumped into the well.

"Well, let's go and spend five weeks in Kaede's Village." Miroku wiped a tear while he said that. Everyone agreed and went to Kaede.

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Kagome burst through the door of her home, knocking it out of its hinges. That startled Grampa and he once again ran out screaming, "THEIR BACK! OH DEAR BARBIE HELP ME!" Kagome practically dragged Inuyasha and Ren to her room. She shut the door behind them and got out a big suitcase. She put three pairs of shirts, shorts, underwear, and only two bras (unless you want Inuyasha to wear one.) into the suitcase. Then, she packed three toothbrushes, three brushes, black, furry tape, and some white, furry tape. Then, she got out the spare black and white furry tape and taped everyones ears down. With the fur on the tape, you couldn't see the ears. It blended them very well.

Inuyasha and Ren started scratching their ears with their hind legs. "Man! Do we have to wear this?! It hurts my ears! I can't hear like a dog anymore!" Inuyasha whined. "Yeah! I can't hear like a wolf now!"

"Quit your bellyaching. We have to do this." Kagome said, also scratching the ear tape. "But, it will be worth it, I promise. Ah! We only have one hour to get to the train station! Quick! Let's go!" Kagome yelled dragging the suitcase behind her.

At the train station, Kagome walked up to the guy taking everyones invitations. She handed him the letter and stepped on the train. But, she stopped when she heard Inuyasha yelling.

"What the hell is this thing?! Kagome! Look out! It's going to eat you!" Inuyasha yelled, holding on to his sword's handle. Kagome turned around. "Inuyasha! Do not pull that thing out! This is a train! It won't hurt you! It takes you to places faster, just like my bike."

"Yeah, and I guess this dragon won't digest us when we're inside it." Inuyasha replied. Ren then said, "I ain't getting on this damn thing. It might eat us. And then who will tell everyone else that we died walking into a dragon?" Kagome then got a little impatient.

"Look you dumb asses! This thing isn't a dragon and it ain't going to eat you or digest you. It has chairs and seats to sit down on until we get there. So get in the damn thing!" Kagome spat.

"You gotta be shitten' us man! We ain't getting on this damn thing." Inuyasha replied angrily.

"If you don't, I will say the 's' word and make you eat gravel, or in this case, pavement. And believe me; it will hurt more than ground." Inuyasha gulped. He didn't want to be sitted. So, very slowly, he edged his way in the train, taking longer than a 100 year old man trying to take a dump. When he got to the top, he looked around. He saw a lot of people, so he guessed that it wasn't going to eat them, unless the people on here are stupid. He gave the A-Ok signal to Ren. Then, she started to get on slowly. When she got to the top, Kagome found their train dorm room to sit and sleep in. She opened the door and sat down. Inuyasha and Ren sat down across from her. Kagome found the three card keys and the three shopping cards. She gave them to Inuyasha and Ren. Then, the food guy opened their door.

"Hello. Welcome to the LTICS. I will be serving dinner and snacks. Another guy will do the breakfast and lunch. So, would you like anything?" Kagome replied yes and ordered some food. Since it was in the present, she got some cheeseburgers and French fries and rice and wine. Everyone ate till their hearts content.

"BURP! Oh man. That was the best food I ever had!" Ren yelled, picking her teeth with her claw. "I agree. Your time has the best foods around, especially the drinks." Inuyasha replied, taking a sip of the wine. Kagome smiled and told him not to drink too much. "Now, let's go to bed." She opened a compartment in the wall and found a triple bed. She got on bottom, Ren in the middle, and Inuyasha on the top. They fell asleep real quick, dreaming about random things.

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Kagome woke up first. She got up and used the bathroom. Once she done that, she took a shower and changed into a Creed t-shirt. 'Man. The first day on this train and already I'm missing the others. If I ever go on another trip, I'll bring them.' She thought as Ren woke up. She used the bathroom and took a shower.

"Hey Ren. Good morning. How are you?" Kagome asked. Ren rubbed her back and replied, "Damn. The first night on a moving metal dragon really hurts your back. And, my ears are killing me. But, how are you going to hide our hair when the night of the full moon hits? My hair turns brown during it and my mood swings a bit. And, since you're a hanyou now, your hair will turn brown. If you have white hair, it will be black. Black, brown. Blond, red. Red, white. Brown, blond. So, what is your plan?" Kagome half-smiled. "Well, you all won't like it but, we will color our hair to match our human form. Don't worry. It won't hurt. But, it smells bad and it might shock you. Don't tell Inuyasha. Because if he knew, then it would be hell trying to color him. So, when the meeting of everyone is done, we'll go back here and color our hair."

"Yawn. Hey, whats going on?" Inuyasha woke up, rubbing his taped ears. Ren and Kagome looked at each other and then replied, "Nothing. Let's just go and meet everyone." So, they all walked out of their room and went in the diner cart.

When they got in there, there was the twenty people that have been invited, plus about ten more that had been brought by their friends. They took a seat near the end of the huge table and the greeting commenced.

"Hello there, I am Russel. I am 24 and I love hiking and sporting events. This is my wife, Sandy. We have been married for 4 years." Russel said, and then sat down.

"I am John."

"I am Samantha and this is my boyfriend Tom."

"I am Josh."

"I am Julian."

"I am Tabatha."

"I am Kristy and this is my friend Rachael."

"I am Bob with my friend Jack."

"I am Donna with my husband Copper."

"I am Madison."

"I am Will with my friend Andy."

"I am Paige."

"I am Southworth and my fiancé is Lupin."

"I am Ken."

"I am Billy with my friend Conner."

"I am Brandon."

"I am Susie."

"I am Raven with my boyfriend Flame."

"I am Chad."

"I am Kagome and these are my friends Inuyasha and Ren." (Sorry about all of those 'I am' but it was quicker just to say that.) Chad looked at Ren with seduction in his eyes. Ren seen him looking at her breasts, but ignored him.

"Well, we met everyone, so let's eat." Raven said. Everyone dug into the huge feast. There were apples, lettuce, salads, grilled chicken, hamburgers, fries, mashed potatoes, pecan pie, fruits and vegetables, and a lot more. They stuffed themselves silly. When everyone was done, they got up and went back into their dorms.

"Ok. Inuyasha, come here. I have an excellent way to hide your hair when you turn into a human." Inuyasha went to her and turned around. Kagome got out the color changer and worked it into his hair. He complained about the stench, but Kagome said it would be over soon. In her and Ren's mind, they laughed and imagined the look on his face when he sees his new hair color.

"Ok. All done. Now, wait for twenty minutes, and then wash your hair out real good. Then, you will see how it changed. Now, Ren, you come here." While Kagome did Ren's hair, Inuyasha tried not to scratch his head. He whimpered and whined, but didn't scratch.

After Kagome did her hair, Inuyasha got into the shower. He washed his hair three times and got out of the shower. He dried his hair and turned to look at himself in the mirror. What he saw shocked him. He screamed and ran out of the shower room, eyes mad. Kagome couldn't help it. She burst out laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR YOU BITCH?!" Inuyasha yelled.

"It is a color changer. Don't worry. It ain't permanent. It will be back once we get back to Tokyo. We both are doing it too, so don't have a heart attack." Inuyasha stared at her for a while, then sat down, feeling his hair all over.

When Ren got out of the shower, Kagome went in. Ren sat down next beside Inuyasha and smiled.

"You knew about this, didn't you?" Inuyasha asked, paranoid. "Yep. Sorry about keeping it a secret. You wouldn't have done it if you knew what it did. Sorry, but we have to hide our identity for now." It was no use crying over spoiled milk. What was done was done. And Inuyasha had to accept it. He sighed and went over to the bed and got up on it. He laid down and went to sleep.

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Demkra: Oh, that was too funny!

Inu: No it ain't! Look at my pretty hair! It's ruined! You are going to pay big time!

Kag: Inuyasha...SIT!

POW!

Demkra: Well, that's all folks! Review and laugh.

Inu: (Wrote a little story about Wolfi to get him back for what he done to his poor hair. Here it is :)

Inuyasha's story about Demonkrater (Wolfi)

One day, the gay Wolfi was walking. He saw his reflection in the water. The water thought he was so ugly, that the lake dried out. Wolfi went walking again. He came across some bears. Now, bears don't run from most things, but when they saw Wolfi, they ran away screaming in horror. Wolfi walked into a bar. Everyone there died of a heart attack and the beer went moldy. He walked out of the bar. He went into Obama's speech session. He saw him and screamed off like a girl. He walked out. He saw Michael Jackson. He politely said, "Oh my!" and went the other way. Wolfi found Naraku. Naraku blew up. Wolfi sat down on the grass. The grass died and the whole ground blew up. He fell to Hell. The devil himself screamed and pleaded God to take him into heaven. Wolfi went back to Earth. He saw me. I beat the shit out of him and left. Wolfi got up out of his blood. He walked onto a train track. A train hit him at 450 mph. He was crushed on the window. The driver passed out and the train kept going. Forever and ever. Never more.

End of Inuyasha's disturbing story.

Demkra: (Got mad, tore the paper up, and knocked him. Inuyasha passed out and Demonkrater looked at the audience.) Uh, sorry about that disturbing story. He was mad at me and planned to get me back, of course I got him back again, so yeah. Bye y'all! Have fun and howl at the moon!