This is basically a little story I made about a parental complex with Ed and Roy's relationship. While they are lovers, sometimes Roy does certain things that make Edward feel like a kid and as if Roy is his guardian. Most of these are subtle, and you may notice them (such as Roy cleaning Ed's cheek in Chapter 1); others may be forced down your throat (such as if Ed were to yell "You're not my dad!").
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Naturally, Roy woke up before Edward. He managed to get out of bed without waking the teen.
Staring himself in the mirror, doubts begin to surface.
What did you do?
Roy took out his shaving razor.
You SEDUCED a teenager.
He ran a stroke down his face, clearing the area of stubble.
It's illegal, you know.
He shaved another area of hair.
You're a pervert.
Mustang took care of mustache stubble.
No, a pedophile. Roy Mustang is a pedophile.
"It wasn't technically sex." He said aloud.
Like it matters.
Roy sighed. He wasn't going to get through to the voice in his head. He knew this too well. If it would just steer clear of one topic...
Not to mention, you killed his childhood's friend's parents.
No such luck. Roy shuttered and his emotions burst. He kicked the cabinet below his sink, which was foolish, considering the pain that followed. Not that he cared—maybe he deserved pain.
"Damn it! Shit! SHUT UP! I know what I did was wrong. I seduced a fucking child; I am a pedophile. I'm old enough to be his dad! What the hell is wrong with me?" He burst out in fury towards himself.
"Fuck you!" Roy suddenly heard Edward yell. He opened to door to find a pissed little blonde. "I am not a goddamn child!" He stomped back to the bedroom, which was right down the hallway.
"AND!" Edward hollered. (Author's interruption: Wait for it, wait for it...) "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!!"
With that being said, or rather shouted, Edward slammed the door.
"As if I'd raise such a destructive and disobedient child!" Roy hollered back as a last attempt to regain some control of the situation. He knew he failed.
Edward stayed in the room all day, and Roy didn't attempt to get him out. He had recalled that it was Saturday, and thus, he had a date.
Roy's doorbell rang around seven. Roy had planned a date with a girl named Jill to walk up to a restaurant up the street and eat dinner. Roy greeted Jill and then went to tell Ed that he was leaving.
Gently, Roy rapped upon his bedroom door.
"Go away!" Ed yelled.
"Ed?" Roy asked in a gentle voice, while opening the door. "Hey, I'm going out for a while. I have a date."
"EXCUSE ME??" Edward yelled at the top of his lungs.
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A/N: -grin- Roy is an idiot.
