Hi everyone! Sorry for the super-late update. I feel like I say this in every chapter. I just had a whirlwind of events; Katekyo Hitman Reborn ended, horribly. Naruto the Manga isn't going the way I want it to go, ahem, Hinata. My beloved grandma had a heart attack (she's doing better), and I was utterly depressed with school and questioned why I was there. Don't worry though, I somehow pulled through and ended with well marks. Oh, and reader insert Fanfictions have been distracting me too. I wish there were more of K-Project and Ao no Exorcist, sigh.

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mangaEATER-chan: Oh I love when I get that feeling too, it's a lovely feeling. You are very welcome for the cookie. Shhh, I'm terrible in math, no seriously I can't add, subtract, divide or multiply without my calculator. I decided to take a chapter off from my outline, I felt like it was an unnecessary chapter.

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Chapter 12: Naruto the Great Prankster

Sasuke stared at Naruto who was avoiding his deep stares. Both sat on the black leather couch; at opposite ends. Sasuke didn't bother to clean up the mess on the floor, and dragged Naruto onto the couch.

"So," Sasuke started to say.

"Yeah," Naruto droned looking up at the ceiling, trying to avoid Sasuke's stares.

"Idiot, how did you come back to your human form?" Sasuke sighed and ran his hand through his in frustration, but little did he know that Naruto was watching him intently.

"The power of friendship can solve anything?" Naruto said, but it ended up sounding like a question.

Sasuke gave him a look. "We're not friends." Naruto's jaw dropped and he stood up with his fist clenched.

"How the hell aren't we not friends?" Naruto growled, while Sasuke had to put his hand over his mouth stifling a chuckle.

"We're in the same team," Naruto continued and paced in front of Sasuke. "Sure, I hate you guts and you hate mine, but we eat Ramen together!"

"I had to pay several times, so did Sakura!" Sasuke defended, and then growled. "That damn Kakashi is a sneaky bastard who always put a scarecrow as a dummy and runs!"

"I know!" Naruto cried and stopped pacing. "And he always leaves a basket of raw vegetables in front of my door! I hate raw vegetables-well except if it's in Ramen, then I'm okay."

"Dumbass, stop getting off the topic," Sasuke stood up and grabbed Naruto and slightly shook him. "And tell me how the hell you turned back!"

Naruto gulped at the sudden closeness; he shook Sasuke off of him and sat back down the couch, with his hands fisted and his head down looking at his lap. Sasuke stared at him, he knew there was something up; Naruto would never act like that and he was also known as a terrible liar. Sasuke had no choice but to persuade Naruto.

"For one month; I'll buy you Ramen and you can have as much you want." Sasuke looked at Naruto and chuckled. His jaw opened wider than usual, and his blue eyes were sparkling. Then Naruto jumped on top of Sasuke; causing him to fall backwards, and hitting his back, hard, on the ground.

Sasuke groaned and opened his eyes. Naruto's face was mere inches away from his face; grinning like an idiot and not caring if he was invading Sasuke's space, not that he minded, and on top of Sasuke's groin, again he doesn't mind.

"I must be dreaming," he secretly pinched himself on his hip. "No, I'm not dreaming."

"Really Sasuke?" Naruto's voice invaded Sasuke's thoughts and Naruto put his hands on Sasuke's face, and squishing his cheeks; making him look like an ugly duck. "You better keep your promise!"

Naruto continued his rambling sitting on top of Sasuke who was trying to avoid a boner by continuously thinking about Hinata and Sakura.

"The plan took all my energy and I can't wait to eat Ramen!" Naruto licked his lips as Sasuke stared at his tongue, and processing what Naruto said.

"What plan?" Naruto went silent and his face paled. Sasuke glared at him and smacked his hands on Naruto's face; squishing his cheeks.

"Tell me!"

"Never!" Naruto yelled and resumed squishing Sasuke's face.

Then both started to wrestle around the floor, both grunting and arguing. Sasuke let go of Naruto's face and pinched his hip, causing him to yelp, and losing his grip on Sasuke's face. Sasuke flipped Naruto, now he was on top of Naruto; he pinned Naruto's arms above his head and was now straddling Naruto. His face so close to Naruto's that both their noses were touching, both could feel each other's breath. After taking a few gulps of air, Sasuke broke the silence.

"No Ramen," Sasuke said in a raspy voice.

Again both were quiet, Sasuke let go of Naruto's arms, he got off of Naruto and laid next to him. Both stared up at the ceiling. Naruto pointed up at the ceiling.

"You have a crack." Sasuke ignored his comment and continued to stay quiet. He knew Naruto will crack; he couldn't stand the quietness.

"Fine, I'll tell you," Naruto sighed.

"So the plan and you turning into a kitten is somehow connected?" Sasuke asked, from the corner of his left eye he saw Naruto nodding his head slowly.

"Remember the day when Kakashi showed us the new jutsu?"

Sasuke nodded.

"Well," Naruto continued. "It was a couple of days before that day that I-I mean me and Kakashi-decided to do a plan."

"I should have known that Kakashi was also behind this problem." Sasuke thought bitterly as he listens to Naruto re-telling his story.

"Oh man!" Naruto whined. "I'm so bored!" He raised his arms and rested behind his head while he walked down the Konoha streets.

The sky was cloudless and the sun was shining, all the villagers were chatting, store owners persuading nearby customers to come in. Naruto was whining loudly, ignoring nearby villagers' expressions and whispers.

"Oh it's Naruto," a middle aged man whispered to the man next to him sitting on the bench, both were drinking their green tea. "I hope he isn't going to do more of his pranks." The other man gulped down his green tea and nodded.

Naruto overheard the whisper and groaned silently. "I don't have any ideas for new pranks!" He thought and kicked the small pebble. He then looked around, some villagers watched him waiting for Naruto to surprise prank them. He was slowly getting irritated with them; he decided to go the training grounds.

Naruto leapt on the roofs not wanting to run through the streets and being stared at. He finally reached the training grounds and was thankful that nobody was there. He walked over to a tree and leaned his weight on it.

"Fuck! I hate being bored!" Naruto yelled at the sky with both fist pumped into the air.

"Instead of swearing, you should train." Someone said. Naruto looked at his right and then to his left looking for the unknown voice.

"What?"

A few green leaves fell down in front of his face and then Kakashi popped up, but upside down with a smile.

"Yo."Kakashi waved.

Naruto yelled in surprise and backed away from Kakashi. He forgot there was a tree behind him and banged his head, hard, on the tree. He slumped down clutching his head.

"Ow, ow, owww!" Naruto cried painfully. He rubbed his head gingerly and looking at his hands to see if there was any blood.

Kakashi stared at Naruto's antics. "See if you trained, you could've sensed my chakra."

Naruto who made sure his head was okay pointed his finger at Kakashi.

"You know I could've gotten a concussion!" Naruto yelled at Kakashi who rolled his eye, still hanging upside down. "Plus," Naruto continued. "You wouldn't make your chakra noticeable!"

Kakashi jumped down and ruffled Naruto's blonde, spikey hair. "That's great, you're learning!"

Naruto knocked Kakashi's hand away and crossed his arms. "Look, I'm not in a good mood! I have no pranks and I'm bored!"

"Yes it's been quite lately." Kakashi hummed. Naruto glared at him not wanting him to rub his lack of causing mischief.

Kakashi smiled. "I've been bored lately too."

Naruto gave him a disgusted look. "I hope you're not thinking of doing perverted things."

"Don't flatter yourself." Kakashi groaned. "Let's just say I have an idea for a prank to kill some time."

Naruto quickly leapt to his feet ignoring the shock of pain throbbing in his head. "Oh, what is it? Tell me!" He jumped around Kakashi demanding him to tell him his plan.

"You have to promise me not to tell anyone." Kakashi warned and Naruto looked at him and snorted.

Kakashi sighed. "When we succeed' I'll treat you to Ramen!"

"Ramen!" Naruto cheered loudly and started to chant: "Ramen, Ramen, free Ramen!"

Naruto beamed at Kakashi. "Okay, it's a deal!" Then he was silent. "What's the plan?" he asked.

Kakashi rubbed his temples. "I'm going to tell you now. Just sit on the grass." He instructed Naruto who sat crossed legged on the patch of grass; Kakashi also sat down across from him.

"So in a couple of days I'm going to set up a meeting with you, Sasuke and Sakura," Kakashi began to say. "I'm going to teach you a new technique."

"Awesome!" Naruto interrupted him.

"No this is the plan!"

"Huh?"

"Shut-up and listen to me and don't interrupt." Kakashi warned Naruto who nodded his head.

"As I was saying, the technique I will be teaching you is the transformation jutsu."

"We already know that jutsu! Your plan sucks!" Naruto shouted.

"Naruto!"

Naruto realized he interrupted Kakashi. "Sorry."

"I'll lie and say this is a special transformation." Kakashi raised his hand to not let Naruto interrupt him.

"I'll say this is a powerful transformation jutsu, okay?" Naruto nodded.

"Now you'll be the one trying to learn this jutsu, first you'll fail by turning into a cat and eating Ramen."

"Ramen!"

Kakashi ignored the interruption. "I'll pretend to do some ancient, powerful, forbidden jutsu. Remember it's fake."

Naruto nodded.

"After when I do this I want you to pretend to be a cat and you can't undo the jutsu."

"So I'll be pretending to be stuck as a cat, okay." Naruto mumbled, processing what Kakashi said.

"Yes, while you're a cat, I want you to be 'friendly' with Sasuke." Kakashi smirked at the friendly part.

"Ehh?" Naruto whined. "I don't want to do that with Sasuke! Can I do that with Sakura?"

"No!" Kakashi yelled causing Naruto to flinch. "This will help you strengthen the bond with Sasuke." Kakashi stifled a laugh, knowing that this is wasn't want he was planning for.

Naruto sighed and pouted. "Fine."

"Good, so you'll be under Sasuke's care for maybe a few days." Kakashi informed Naruto.

Naruto jumped to his feet and cheered. "This will be the greatest prank that I'll ever do!" Kakashi's eye twitches when Naruto said "I'll." He sighed.

"I'll be the greatest prankster and I'll have free Ramen!" Naruto continued and he ran back to the village.

Kakashi quickly got back to his feet. "Wait Naruto! Remember the plan!"

"I will!" Naruto yelled back and left.

"That's what happened." Naruto concluded his story. Sasuke wasn't able to look at him due to his anger boiling.

Sasuke was angry at two things; one; how the hell did Kakashi knew about his feelings towards Naruto. Two; Naruto didn't want him to take care of him but he wanted Sakura to do that.

"Hey Sasuke, are you alright?" Naruto asked and waved his hand back and forth at Sasuke's face. Both were still lying on Sasuke's living room floor, Sasuke stared angrily up at the ceiling, ignoring Naruto's small tanned hand waving back and forth.

"Obviously I am not okay." Sasuke snapped.

"Why?" Naruto propped himself up in a sitting position and tilted his head curiously. Sasuke groaned loudly and did the same; both now were facing each other.

"Naruto," Sasuke began to say. "There's a limit I can handle of your stupidity."

Naruto became quiet for a few minutes causing Sasuke to become worried, but then Naruto broke the silence.

"Are you calling me stupid?" Sasuke deadpanned and fell backwards.

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

Tsunade drummed her red fingernails angrily on her wooden desk while she listened to Kakashi re-tell the story on how he and Naruto planned the cat prank. Shizune clenched Tonton who oinked in pain. Shikamaru crossed his arms as he leaned on the wall, his head constantly going slowly down and would jerk back up. Kakashi was calmly telling the story and avoiding the daggers he was receiving from Iruka. Iruka stood beside him, arms crossed and glaring at Kakashi.

"And that's how it happened." Kakashi concluded his story.

"Why did you do this?" Tsunade roared, she grabbed the edges of the desk and whipped out the window beside her. Shizune let out shrill and dunked down, landing on top of Tonton who again oinked in pain.

"Why?" Kakashi asked and threw his arms up in the air. "Because I was bored! Iruka wasn't having sex with me and Naruto was a pain my ass and I don't like that feeling, it's vice-versa!"

"Kakashi!" Iruka groaned his face getting redder.

"I feel like this entire village is filled with idiots." Shikamaru sighed and rubbed his face tiredly.

Tsunade glared at Shikamaru. "You're dismissed."

"Finally." Shikamaru mumbled and stormed out of the office.

"Lady Tsunade what should we do now?" Shizune groaned from the floor and slowly got up. Tonton whimpered in Shizune's arms.

Lady Tsunade stood up and walked over to the window beside her where she threw the desk. Peering down, she watched a few Jonin ninjas and Chunin looking baffled at the smashed desk and fallen window shards.

"Oh man, Lady Tsunade did it again." One Jonin kunoichi sighed. Others nodded their heads in an agreement, and few let out a sigh.

"Hey Shikamaru!" Another Jonin called out. "Come and help us clean this mess up!" He suggested.

"No." Shikamaru walked away from the mess and down the street.

Tsunade's red thin lips curled into a sinister smile, showing her white teeth. She turned her body around facing Iruka and Kakashi who both looked at her weirdly.

Tsunade placed her had on her hip. "I'll let Sasuke decide Naruto's punishment."

"What!" Iruka exclaimed Tsunade raised her hand to silence his outburst. He obliged.

"And," she continued. "You can deal with Kakashi whichever way you want to."

Kakashi raised his eye brow. Iruka was silent and biting his lips, almost drawing blood.

"Please Iruka," Shizune pleaded and Iruka looked at her. "We're all tired, please don't argue! We all need to rest it can lead to serious problems for our health."

Iruka sighed and his shoulders slumped. "Fine, I'll let Sasuke take full responsibility on Naruto's punishment and I'll think about Kakashi's punishment."

Kakashi grinned and snaked his arm around Iruka's waist, he chuckled darkly. "I never knew you like that kinky stuff, Iruka."

Iruka flushed a bright red. "Kakashi, would it kill you to be serious for one moment?"

"Shizune!" Tsunade hollered. "Get me sake; I need to get rid of this splitting headache!"

Shizune groaned in reply.

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

Sasuke rubbed his eyes and groaned again.

"How many times have I sighed and groaned today?" He asked himself. His hands over his eyes, he peered down and saw a small tanned hand on his left side. He then peered through the small cracks that his hands made. He saw Naruto's bright blue eyes, worried, staring at him.

Sasuke gritted his teeth. He moved his hands away his eyes, staring back at Naruto. He put his weight on his right elbow and quickly reached behind Naruto's head.

He grabbed a fistful of Naruto's blonde soft hair and crashed Naruto's parted lips to his lips. Both had their eyes open, until Naruto squeezed his eye lids tight from embarrassment, trying to avoid Sasuke's deep stare. Sasuke pulled away from the forceful kiss to sink in the image Naruto displayed. His whole face was a bright shade of red that covered his cheeks to his neck. He finally opened his eyes and stared at Sasuke in shock.

"Why," Naruto started to say and then averted his eyes away from Sasuke. "Why did you do that?"

Sasuke smirked; he picked up the smaller male and placed him on top of his lap. Naruto shifted his body trying to sit comfortably, while Sasuke bit back a groan. Sasuke he leaned his face towards Naruto blushing face.

"Because, you're my pet cat and I'm your master." Sasuke huskily answered and nibbled on Naruto's lower lip. Naruto let out a whimper, taking the sign; Sasuke rubbed Naruto's legs slowly.

Sasuke stopped nibbling Naruto's bottom lip and rubbing his legs. Naruto let out a groan.

"Why the hell did you stop?" Naruto growled. Sasuke stared seriously at Naruto.

"You know," he began. "I feel like you can be Ramen cat prostitute."

Naruto stared at Sasuke. "Shut-up and kiss me you bastard!"

~Meow, Meow, Meow~

I hope the ending was okay, I was inwardly freaking out, and I kept on repeating; is this good enough? Oh man! Next chapter will be the final chapter, finally after four years of suffering! I will try to make the lemon scene the best lemony lemon I can possibly write. Plus I won't be doing a preview of the next chapter because it's the last one.

~Bye-Bye~