Author Notes

The Great Nico-ni strikes again! Or at least this was before Nico strikes. OwO

May you enjoy~


Date Six point five OR Before Date Seven

For the perfect date with the adorably innocent (sometimes categorized as dense) Kousaka Honoka, Nico knows that she has to craft the best movie date. And it all begins with pick up lines.

"Picking up my girlfriend perfectly, is important. Extremely important. It's called first impressions." Nico reasoned with herself as to what the first step in her perfect date with Honoka should be.

Nico doesn't have a lot of experience or a long history of picking up girls, in fact, she had none. She's more than sure that the rest of Muse does not (maybe Eli, but she wasn't intending to seek her love rivals for help anyway), thus her next best friend in seeking love advice would be the internet.

Nico relaxes in her pink themed bed as she taps away on her phone's search bar - pick up lines.

Well, that's a lot to choose from. Which is good, so I can weed out the bad ones to the perfect one!

Nico grinned in the darkness of her room, she neglected to turned on the lights since she's supposed to be sleeping, but what's a little bit of beauty sleep sacrificed for planting the seeds to the best movie date experience she can give Honoka, her girlfriend, right?

Eerily illuminated Nico-grin aside, Nico started to peruse the collated pick up lines.

"Is your face McDonald's? Cos' I'm lovin' it!"

Nico's face scrunched up.

What?! Seriously? No, just no. Honoka's angelic, child like, cute and soft and... It just can't be compared to a fast food restaurant. No.

Nico was quick to denounce a few other terrible pick up lines her poor ruby eyes had to read.

"You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME."

Nico's facial expression seemed to hang in place; a set line for her lip but her eyebrows shot sky high.

How? Who even? What? This is so narcissistic! I would never say such a thing.

Nico shook her head, but before she looked to the next pick up lines, another thought hit her for the previous pick up line. Nico chortled.

Maki could use this pick up line. Ha! Vitamins and narcissism- fits her to a T. Not that I'll tell her. I'll flip if Honoka actually likes this.

Nico wiped a tear that formed from her laughing before she continued.

"9 planets, 1 universe, 7.5 billion people, and I end up with you."

Hm, this could be edited to "9 planets, 1 Universe's number one idol, 7.5 billion people, and I get to date you."

Nico smirked to herself at her wonderful editing, making the pick up line more like her.

But Honoka probably tilt her head to the side in that illegally cute manner, and ask "there are 9 planets? And 7.5 billion people? I don't know how much that is, but wow!"

Nico grinned despite the failure of another pick up line.

Honoka is cute that way.

Nico blinks away from the sweet images of Honoka in her mind and refocused on her research.

Oh, this requires replies.

"Ouch! My tooth hurts!"

"Why?"

"Because you're sooo~ sweet!"

"You sure you haven't been eating too many sweets, Nico-chan? You know that's not good-"

Hold on. Why am I being chided for too much sweet consumption in my own fantasies?

Nico shook her head vigorously to throw those thoughts away.

"Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And honey, I'm lost at sea."

"Hm~" Nico hums to herself.

This isn't so bad. Honoka's eyes are really blue like the ocean, and I get lost in those mesmerising blue more times than I can remember... This might work...

Nico had a genuinely satisfied grin for this pick up line, but it wasn't that late yet, she could afford more researching.

But before more researching, another idea greeted Nico's imaginative mind.

I wonder what it'll be like if Honoka uses a pick up line on me...

"Your eyes are red like strawberries, Nico-chan. And I love strawberries!"

Honoka winks, causing Nico's face to be the same colour as those strawberries.

Nico covered her steaming face in her hands.

"If Honoka does pick up lines, I'm hooked..."

Well, more hooked than I already am.

Nico calmed down after some time, and went back to looking though those pick up lines.

"Was your dad a baker?"

Well, Honoka would answer that her dad is a baker. ...

Nico face palms at the next line she reads, before she groans and rolls in bed and screams into her pillow.

Yup, it's true. But I'm not saying it.

The phone that was thrown to a side showed: "Because you've got a nice set of buns."

After a relatively long time of groaning in bed, and Nico trying to erase the numerous images of Honoka and her splendid figure popping up in her mind just to tease the third year, Nico got up and snatched her phone off the bed to look for something less... aggravating (stimulating).

"Pinch me."

"Why?"

"You're so fine I must be dreaming."

"Ehehe~ Well, you're not dreaming. Cos' if you are, then I am too."

Honoka grins as she says those line without knowing the power of her words, as she just caused her senior to turn into a blushing mess.

It's Nico's own fantasies, but she's red in the face from massive blushing in reality too.

Nico sighs as she rests her head on to her pillow, eyes slowly drooping to a close.

I think I'll stick to the earlier one that was good...safe and good... Honoka...

Nico's phone slipped out of her hands as she falls asleep, no doubt dreaming of a certain adorable gingerhead with beautiful blue eyes; hopefully not spouting pick up lines of the sort which charmed Nico so.


Author Notes

I swear I wanted it to be a short and sweet and hilarious surprise for everyone. But it turned out more longer than I imagined it to be!

Well, I guess it helps capture how much effort Nico put into thinking of step one of her grand plan for her movie date with Honoka. :'3

Anyways, how was it? I hope it made y'all laugh, cos' I sure did. XD

Leave me a comment or pick up line if you like~ -chuckles- X'P (Nico would be grateful for pick up lines she can use on Honoka :'3)