Waluigi and the Treasure Chest
Waluigi was sighing as he was being dragged down into the basement of Pegg the Penguin's house, the bird fellow obviously wanting to show Waluigi something. As the two reached the bottom of the stairs, Pegg pointed at a yellow-stripped, red colored treasure chest, which was all alone in the light that just shone in it, all the other accessories being blanked out in the shadows.
"Wait, did the author just typed 'shone'?" Waluigi asked as he winced, shaking his head in disbelief, "What kind of idiot would type 'shone'? It's obviously 'shined'." He grumbled as he folded his arms.
Pegg sweatdropped, tugging Waluigi as he insisted. "Oh, Mr. Waluigi, please don't go breaking the fourth wall now. I just cleaned it, and quite frankly, it doesn't need to-"
"Doesn't need to be broken? HA!" Waluigi laughed in Pegg's face, poking at his beak as he pointed at the ceiling for no apparant reason, "I have every right to break the fourth wall in this fanfic if I like to! I mean, this crack pot of an author used me in so many ridiculous ways, I don't think I'll forgive him!"
"..Can you please open the treasure chest for me, Mr. Waluigi?" Pegg begged, making his eyes sparkle as he gave Waluigi the best puppy expression he could muster. "Pleeeease...?"
Waluigi thought for a moment, before sighing, stating, "Oh, all right, kid. You're killing me with that look." He sighed as he walked towards the treasure chest and picked it up. He then opened it, looked inside, to see nothing. "Hey, what the!?" He exclaimed as he then shifted his head towards the left, glaring straight at Pegg. "What kind of trickery is this, anyway? There is nothing in the treasure chest!"
Pegg chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head, heading under the staircase as Waluigi approached the fanboyish penguin. "Mr. Waluigi... I assure you, there's nothing wrong with the treasure chest... just... please..." He began cowering in fear as he covered his head wih his arms. "Just take a peek into the treasure chest again! Honest!"
Waluigi groaned as he rolled his eyes. "Fine, you little parasite," He muttered as he picked up the treasure chest again, looking inside to still see nothing. He kept staring for a few more seconds, before the treasure chest closed down on him, sucking the purple plumber right inside as it then locked itself up. Waluigi's muffled screams from inside could be heard.
Pegg gasped in shock as he giggled with glee, picking up the treasure chest as he laughed. "Ha ha! Now that I have my idol in the treasure chest, nothing can go wrong! He's in my possession now!" Pegg exclaimed as he skipped back up the stairs, having his idol sealed shut in the treasure chest.
"When I get out of here, kid..." Waluigi muttered from inside as he growled, seething with rage as he tried shaking the chest from inside, "I'm going to strangle you so hard, you're going to regret giving me those sausages for that picnic last week..."
