A/N: Hello everyone! Yes I know it's been 89348209 years since I last updated I'm sorry. I've been so busy and I have been really obsessed with supernatural. This chapter is short but at least there is something. My muse just gave me ideas for this story out of nowhere. So enjoy! R&R!!! oh and let's see here what have i been up too if you are wondering? Well friends, highschool, boys, drama, family, other stuff. REVIEW
Chapter 12
Be11a xo has signed on
JaSp3r Ha1e has signed on
Be11a xo: Jasper im worried it's been almost a half an hour
JaSp3r Ha1e: Me too
BlondeHottie has signed on
Grizzly EMC has signed on
Be11a xo: I know Edward loves his music collection but he needs to get over it.
Grizzly EMC: Right on, Bells.
Be11a xo: I also think Rose was being a bitch. I mean seriously just because Edward was trying to rid you of the evil inside of you doesn't mean you should take away the angel's music away.
Grizzly EMC: no comment
JaSp3r Ha1e: :]
JaSp3r Ha1e: Bella your pretty awesome.
BlondeHottie: Why you stupid ugly annoying ass human!
Be11a xo: -calls to Edward- Edward help! (A/N: Bella is really calling to him)
Be11a xo: -waits-
JaSp3r Ha1e: He really should have been here by now
Grizzly EMC: I agree with Jazz.
BlondeHottie: Well then. I guess your Romeo will miss our bitch slap fight then.
Be11a xo: If you were human I would be fighting you right now but since you can easily break my neck I'm not going to fight you.
Be11a xo: EMMETT I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET! TELL YOUR WIFE TO STOP GROWLING AND COMING TOWARDS ME!
Grizzly EMC: Hey if Rose kills you now one of use can suck your blood and you'll be a vampire early.
JaSp3r Ha1e: huh. Who's going to be the one to tell Charlie?
Grizzly EMC: Or Edward.
JaSp3r Ha1e: Oh wait now I get it. We won't have to put up with scared Charlie or angry Esme and Carlisle because Edward will kill us before they even have a chance to react.
Grizzly EMC: right
Be11a xo: Jazz…Em… She is coming closer!
Shopping101: -grabs Rose- Hey I bought you new boots!
BlondeHottie: Shut up! Omg seriously?
Grizzly EMC: Rose, baby, you have like three hundred boots
BlondeHottie: Actually I have three hundred shoes but eighty pairs of boots. You can never have enough shoes.
Shopping101: Or boots.
Be11a xo: What's the difference? I mean boots are technically a shoe.
Shopping101: Bella I may save your life over and over again but your knowledge of fashion is dead.
BlondeHottie: Shut it tripy. Alice, I agree.
Be11a xo: Alice where's Edward?
Grizzly EMC: Tripy?
BlondeHottie: because she always trips. Duh.
Grizzly EMC: OH
Be11a xo: Alice where is Eddie?
Grizzly EMC: BELLA
Shopping101: Bella, hun, chill. He's…okay.
Be11a xo: Where is he?
Grizzly EMC: BELLA!!!!!!!!!!
Be11a xo: Emmett what the hell do you want?
Grizzly EMC: HIIII TRIPY!!!!!!!!!
Be11a xo: …
Be11a xo: …Anyway. Alice where is he? Jasper get your wife to talk!
BlondeHottie: Where are the boots? What kind?
Shopping101: In your room on your bed. Their Uggs.
BlondeHottie: -squeals- Yay!
JaSp3r Ha1e: I never will understand women and there love for these Uggs!
Grizzly EMC: Ditto, my brother.
Shopping101: Because you morons!!! There amazing!!! It's a girl thing so you don't understand…and probably never will.
Be11a xo: ALICE TELL ME WHERE EDWARD IS OR I WILL NEVER GO SHOPPING WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!!!!!!
Shopping101: Evil.
Be11a xo: I've learned from the best
Shopping101: Me?
Be11a xo: No, Rose.
BlondeHottie: Whatever, Tripy. I can kill you whenever I want so watch out.
Be11a xo: Whatever Blondie because ill be a vampire early and be around for the rest of time.
BlondeHottie: Ew now you sound like the mutt. I'll be trying on my new boots. Bye
BlondeHottie has signed off
Shopping101: Okay before you go all mental on me Bella I will tell you. He's at a funeral home.
Grizzly EMC: wtf
JaSp3r Ha1e: …um
Be11a xo: …why?
Shopping101: To get a casket.
JaSp3r Ha1e: omc. Is he doing what I think he's doing?
Grizzly EMC: Hey guys? Does anyone else think we should call Carlisle so he can send Eddie to the Looney bin?
Be11a xo: Alice tell me he isn't buying a casket for his dead music cds or records or whatever the hell Rose ruined.
Shopping101: Sorry, Bella. And Emmett maybe you are right. I think we should call Carlisle.
Be11a xo: YOU WILL NOT SEND HIM TO A ASYLUM! OVER MY DEAD BODY.
Grizzly EMC: Bella FYI if you didn't hear Rose just before she said "that can be arranged."
Be11a xo: Ugh.
Shopping101: No! I think we should bring Carlisle home and Edward too. I think Edward is sick or something.
Grizzly EMC: Nah he's probably just got insane because he hasn't been laid in a hundred in eight years.
JaSp3r Ha1e: Em, he's never been laid at all.
Grizzly EMC: Really?
JaSp3r Ha1e: -rubs temples -
Grizzly EMC: I think we should just tie him to a windmill.
Be11a xo: No! What we are going to do is bring Edward home! Jasper, I need you to come with me to get Edward. Alice you need to get Carlisle and Emmett I need you too look up any information on vampire diseases or vampires going insane. Everyone got it?
Shopping101: Decent plan. I'm in.
Grizzly EMC: Awesome I'm research boy! I'm in!
JaSp3r Ha1e: Yes ma'am.
Be11a xo: Okay! Now Move Out!
Be11a xo has signed off
Shopping101 has signed off
Grizzly EMC has signed off
JaSp3r Ha1e has signed off
A/N: So what's wrong with Eddie? Will Emmett bring up Edward being a virgin again? Will Rose kill Bella? So many questions. I'll update as soon as I can!! Peace. Love. Twilight. REVIEWWW!
