Shadowclone076

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Beta: Animewatcher4685

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

(If inclined, listen to one of these songs, you decide when.)

"Speech"

'Thought'

Reading

"Demon Talking"

Theme song: Ambulance By My Chemical Romance (I don't own them either. Epic Band)

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Mac followed Kisame, now playing with his new arm, very interested in how it moves without gears or what is inside it. This caused a dart to shoot out unexpectedly and hit Deidera. He passed out in a daze.

'Should probably be worried about that.'

He heard him snoring.

'Nevermind.'

Kakuzu and Hidan were both waiting at the boulder wall. Kakuzu was acting his typical self, whereas Hidan was not happy at all being a bodyguard to a kid.

"You little shit! Do you have any idea what your file looks like? Constant defeats! Must not be left alone! Only occasionally shows promise! Has the chakra supply of a mouse! What did I do to get stuck with you!?" Shouted Hidan.

"You know, I don't think you ever used a jutsu before at all!" Said Mac, smugly folding his arms.

He felt a swipe of air, looked down and saw a 3 bladed scythe millimetres from his neck on either side. Swallowing would be fatal.

"Listen here, this isn't playtime. You mess up, WE will kill you. Got it you little shit?" Said Hidan with sadistic malice in his eyes.

Mac couldn't nod to agree or say a thing out of sudden fear.

"Just try to be quiet for the trip, ok?" said Hideo.

Hidan broke his scythe off of the rock that was between Mac and him, replacing it and turning with a satisfied smirk.

'Who knew the Akatski were bullies.'

"You do know what their profession is? They are all missing nin, what did you expect?"

'Everyone to act like their cat counterparts.'

"…I was hoping that the memory of you reading those stories were fake."

'Hey! Cat Akatski are Badass!'

"Focus, they are about to leave."

Mac followed the two out of the rock cave, noticing that it was in fact raining. How long was he out? Last time he checked, yesterday was sunny.

The three start walking through the forest in no particular direction. To Mac anyways.

The two were not saying a word. The fact a kid was with them must have thrown them off on what is appropriate to talk about with a 14 year old boy present. The rain was very light, creating a natural fog, and it was only continuing to get denser.

"The fuck is going on? I didn't see a single fukking cloud yesterday. How is it raining so much?" Complained Hidan, who probably now regrets not wearing warmer clothes.

Mac was STILL playing with his arm. The thing had a cup holder! AND a gum dispenser! Probably shouldn't eat any of it though.

The fog eventually got so thick that Hidan was forced to hold Mac's hand in a 'father and son' fashion. He grunted in disapproval as Mac grinned at the accomplishment.

1. Get Hidan to do something nice.

"NOW!"

Somebody shouted as Kakuzu was suddenly pulled from sight.

"CRAP!" Hidan shouted as he drew his scythe. He was spiderman kicked away by a rope swinging bandit.

"Hideo! Incomplete BYAKUGAN!"

"I told you not to call it that! But fine."

Mac's black eye glowed purple. (My Chemical Romance – Surrender the night)

Kakuzu was piercing 3 bandits in a chain with one tendril, heart flaming another few. Hidan was recklessly allowing himself to be pierced by swords and knives, killing the attacker's afterwords. Mac was standing like an idiot waiting to be killed by the bandit behind hi-

"WHa!" Mac just avoids a glinting kunai. It was poisoned. One cut and ZIP.

The one who holds the kunai is Laela.

"What? You again!" Mac says, drawing his sword.

"I really must thank you, Jin, if you never stole that sword, I would have, and I may have died from chakra exhaustion for a stupid sword. But my gratitude only goes so far." Laela drops into a smooth fighting stance. "You side with rouge S-Class ninja. More so, It's the Akatski. You will be worth a lot of money!"

Laela launched herself at Mac, flipping through one handed signs.

Mac pulls back the sword and swings. Laela dodges easily and presses her palm to his forehead.

"Goodnight." She says with a smile.

She ducks ender a scythe slash with only a fraction of a second more needed for her to have been decapitated.

"Stay close you shit!" Shouted Hidan, wielding both his scythe and pointy stick thingy.

"You are the immortal Akatski, too bad for you that Jashin isn't the only deity that exists. You won't win this fight from a religious perk." Says Laela, now with a nice bob where her bangs used to hang over her face. That was a close shave!

She swiftly and quickly bit her finger and slammed it into the ground.

"SUMMONING JUTSU!"

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