I just found one of my most favorite sayings. 'It's so easy a caveman can do it!' Man I love those commercials. :)

Disclaimer- Same old, same old.

It had been three weeks since Memir's confession to Sanji and she was getting more and more on edge with each passing day.

'What am I supposed to do when we actually get there?' She was relieved when Nami and Usopp had finally woken up, but lost it when Luffy had exaggerated the tale of Taymira to them, saying things like the ghost killed pirates that tried to take the treasure and ridiculous things like that.

"Luffy you numb skull! That is not true and you know it!" Memir shouted as she hit Luffy over the head with all her might. The blow only seemed to faze the captain but that was about it.

"Owwwww. That really hurt Memir! What'd you do it for?" Luffy gave her the puppy dog eyes. For some reason she fell for them every time.

"Sorry Luffy. Just don't play Usopp, okay? Lying is his job."

"Hey what is that supposed to mean?" Usopp seemed to be in a bad mood. Maybe it was because everyone kept teasing him about his clingy-ness on Nami.

"Nothing, don't worry about it." Memir helped Luffy back to his feet and went to retrieve his hat that she had knocked off his head.

When she finally caught Luffy's runaway hat she ran into Zoro.

"Er... Howdy?" Memir had always been nervous around Zoro, mainly after her little outburst that she had and attacked him.

"What the hell do you want?" He glared at her.

"Geez, what crawled up your butt and died?"

"If Luffy didn't consider you as nakama I would have killed you by now."

"Oh I feel so threatened!! I'm shaking in my boots!" Memir grasped Luffy's hat and gave Zoro puppy dog eyes.

"You're annoying go away." Zoro snorted and turned around.

"Hai!" Memir left feeling better. She always got a kick out of pissing people off.

"Hey Luffy, I got your hat!" Memir looked around for Luffy but to no avail. "Yo Luffy! Where did he run off to?"

"You seem pretty cheery today." Memir turned around to face Robin and Sanji. Sanji was following her around holding a serving pan with a few assorted fruit drinks.

"Huh? Oh hey Robin... Yeah I do my best. Have you seen Luffy anywhere lately? I need to give him his hat." Memir did her best to smile.

"Why do you have Luffy's hat?" Sanji asked suddenly, getting really suspicious.

"What does it concern you?" Sanji was about to say something else when Robin interrupted him.

"Calm down cook-san. Memir-san are you doing well? I know that you have something huge to face. If there is anything I can do to help let me know. We are nakama after all."

'No way I'm telling you anything.' Memir thought.

"Er, no there's nothing really." Robin just raised her eyebrow.

"Okay then Memir-san. Just let me know if something comes up." She walked away.

'In your dreams.'

When Robin was well out of earshot Memir turned to Sanji.

"You didn't tell her anything did you?" She placed her hands on her hips.

"O-of course not sweet pea! I wouldn't tell anyone the secret that you entrusted to me!" Sanji thrust the tray towards Memir telling her to grab a drink.

"Of course you wouldn't string bean." Memir said with a smile as she took one of the strawberry flavored drinks. "Now if you would excuse me I have to go and find our captain." Sanji grunted in displeasure but he knew there was nothing he could do about it.

"LUUUUUFFYYYYY!!! WHERE ARE YOU?"

"UP HERE!" Memir looked up and saw Luffy up in the crows nest with a fishing pole.

"What the hell Luffy?! You can't fish from up there!"

"Why not?"

"'Coz you won't catch anything! Now get down here!" Memir pointed to the ground next to her.

"Bah! You're no fun!" Luffy pouted but jumped down anyway.

"Here ya go!" Memir shoved the captains hat back on his head.

"Oh thanks!" Luffy said.

"Now if you want to fish, I suggest that you do it off the side of the boat. It will work better that way." Memir helped Luffy set up his fishing post and told him that she would take his place for watch.

'Dangit. I can't believe I did that. Ah whatever. That guy is just like a little brother to me.'

Memir sat on the edge of the crows nest and watched the water. After a few hours of total boredom and Luffy catching two huge fish Memir wanted out of the hell hole they called watch. She looked over the edge for a potential victim that would relieve her from her torture. She saw Sanji standing outside the galley taking a smoke break.

"Oi! Sanji!" He looked around but didn't see anyone so he just shrugged his shoulders. "Hey up here retard!" He looked up this time and recognized that it was Memir.

"Aw my lovely damsel! How may I rescue you?" He said while dancing.

"Oh god... Uh yeah you can save me! I'm awfully bored up here by myself!"

Sanji looked up and had a huge grin on his face.

"NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!" Memir stuck her tongue out at Sanji. "Never mind you can just stay down there for thinking like that!"

Memir turned her eyes back to the ocean. She saw a small island come into view. "Oh hey Sanji look it's an island thing!" she yelled as Sanji began to turn away.

He turned back around and yelled "You're supposed to yell land ho!"

"Oh okay... LAND HO!!!"

Ya upcoming random island on the way. Yeppers.. please review.