The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the Alphabet idea isn't mine. It belongs to Frank15. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.

Wow, fast update is fast... Yeah, I was inspired. So... Yeah.

Yuki's Facepaint for this episode: A blue star [L] and a tree leaf [R]

This episode, we solve the age old question, that's plagued the Internet for ages…

Let's get it on!


Chris is in front of the camera, ready to recap the last episode. "Last time, on Dictionary..."

"Our teams had to build robots built for the sole purpose of battling. While some contestants had this in the bag, Gina for instance, others didn't fare as such. One real kicker was when Danny lobbed Nerdi, Nuva's puppet, into the center shredder, tearing her up in the process. Nuva cried. In the end, Gina brought home the challenge for the Flounders, and Francis backstabbed Danny, and the bully was sent packing!"

"Now, 23 contestants remain. Who shall be the next to be sent packing? What will Francis do next? Will Max-"

"AHEM, Pretty Boy!" Hatchet interrupted, giving out what is assumed to be a form. "Application form for the newest intern."

"Chef, not while I'm introducing the episode!" Chris whined, as he read the application form. "Perfect, she's hired."

"Wait, already?" Hatchet questioned.

"Hey, we're always short of interns." Chris explained.

"I can't imagine why… Okay, I'll contact her." Hatchet replied back, as he left.

"Anyways, where was I? Oh, yeah! Stay tuned and find out, right here! On..."

"Total!"

"Drama!"

"DICTIONARY!"

(Cue I Wanna Be Famous…)


Several Years Ago...

It was the 1600's, the Golden Age of Pirates. On an island, a battle was being fought. A pirate captain was ordering his crew around.

"GO! You can take them, scallywags!" The captain yelled out loud. "What are you? Get moving!"

However, an explosion was heard, and he could only stand and watch, as a canonball was headed towards him.

"Well… fu-"


Many years later…

It was the early morning hours, as a boat was arriving to Wawanakwa Island, as a figure was watching the island come to view under the bright moonlight.

"Is this a good idea?" The figure asked. "Yeah. And besides, I need the money anyway..."

The figure then gave a smile.

"Don't worry, I'm not a villain or anything. So I got that going for me..."


Several Hours Earlier...

Tough Turtles, Boy's Side

Alec grinned, as he was laying down in his bed. "I took down a bully..."

"No, you did not." Francis snarked back.

"Yeah, while we're relieved that such a bogus dude like Danny's gone, I think something's fishy at work, here." Quentin explained.

"Wait… Did you..." Alec began to ask.

"Yes, we ALL voted for you, Science Boy." Francis stated. "You costed us the challenge by your blatant use of cheating."

"But, what could I even do? Gina's a mechanical genius!" Alec explained. "She could invent her own Death Star if she wanted to."

"And everyone knows that Star Trek is loads better." Francis replied back.

Alec sighed in frustration. "This doesn't mean I'm stopping my SCIENCE skills."

"Whatever..." Francis replied back, as he turned over, and began to snore.

At that moment, the door opened, and Ugra stepped inside.

"Uh… bad time to enter?"


Confessional: Eh, not really.

Ugra: Truth be told, I only went with the flow of the team and voted for Alec. Can't we all just get along?

Quentin: Ugh, this is just so… I need some sleep. Maybe that'll clear out these bogus thoughts.

Alec: And I never even got to some true SCIENCE yet… This'll be fun.

Francis: And everyone is falling for it. Now… Who's next on my list…


Tough Turtles, Girl's Side

The four girls were in the cabin. Nuva was laying in her bunk, looking up, as Candace approached her.

"So… Any updates on Nerdi?" Candace asked.

"Well, I asked Isaac, but he… Was kinda secretive." Nuva explained. "He said that blender did a lot more damage than originally thought, and it was gonna be an all nighter..."

"I see..." Candace replied back. "I been through a few myself."

"Studying?" Nuva asked.

Candace sheepishly giggled. "Actually, watching cartoons with a friend."

With Vikki and Omelette, they looked over at the two girls.

"Well, guess my services aren't needed tonight." Vikki smiled.

"What can we say?" Omelette asked. "Cartoons bring everyone together."

"And before Candace here fangirls over cartoons again… It's safe to say that my favorite cartoon character? It's gotta be Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones." Vikki explained.

"Bamm-Bamm? That strong as nails baby?" Omelette questioned.

"Well… It's more than that." Vikki replied with a smile. "I think I can tell you all my tale, now."

"Ooh, story time!" Omelette exclaimed.

"It all started way back when I was 4 weeks old. I can't remember anything, but my parents told me their side of the story… In either case, they were downtrodden after having a miscarriage. It was cold, dark, and rainy, to boot. Kinda fits the mood, huh? Anyway, it was around 15 to 16 years ago..."


Around 15 to 16 years ago…

A cloaked figure was entering a circus, and sneaking around it to boot, as thus holding a basket. Due to the rain, the night's performance was more or less canceled for the night. The cloaked figure eyed a trailer, as it snuck towards it. Laying a note in the basket, she then knocked on the door, and ran off.

The door opened, and what appeared to be a female clown with bright pink hair opened the door.

"Hello? Anyone here?" The clown girl asked out loud. "Anyone? Who would want to ding dong ditch us during this time?"

She was about to turn around and close the door, when she could hear some sounds coming from the basket.

"What's this?" The clown girl asked out loud, as she picked up the basket, and carried it inside. "Who sends us a free blanket?"

She then noticed the note in the basket. Curiosity got to her, as she read it.

Dear Whoever receives this basket:

If you want her, then you can keep her for who I care. She's just a burden to me.

At least I can party in peace, now. Enjoy your ball and chain.

As for her name? Who cares. Call her Vikki; that's what I called her.

Mrs. Jeerk

The clown girl read the note over and over, as she then opened the blanket, and was suddenly surprised.

A seemingly healthy baby girl was looking up at the clown girl. She had brown hair and dark green eyes.

"Oh… My… God..." The clown girl said to herself. "Howard! Come quick!"

"Yeah, Nessie?" Howard, also a clown himself, came running in.

"We… Kinda have a dilemma." Nessie replied back, holding the baby.

"Yeah, who would leave their kid with us?" Howard asked. "We tried to have one of our own..."

"Nah, let's not worry about that right now." Nessie replied, as the baby started to whimper. "Sssh, it's okay; don't cry!"

"Well, it's too late to head to the proper authorities. In the morning, I'll talk to the ringmaster, and we can get this squared away." Howard explained.

"Will do. But, for now… Let's take care of our Vikki." Nessie said, as she reached into a clothes chest, and took out a blue and pink-dotted jester's hat, and placed it on Vikki's head, causing Vikki's to coo in response. "We'll care for you as long as possible..."


"...And that 'As long as possible' more or less became permanent. They found my birth mom, and found her unfit to take care of me, so I was taken in by the clowns… Well, my true mom and dad." Vikki explained. "Yes, I am adopted."

"Whoa..." Omelette blinked. "That's… unreal."

"Yeah, I've always thought of doorstop babies being only in cartoons. But in real life?" Candace questioned.

"You've ever wanted to meet up with your real mom?" Nuva asked. "Or your real dad?"

Vikki smiled gently. "Well, from what I explained, I more or less am happy now, and that is that."

"Well, being your birth mom's a real jerk, trying to reconcile with her is straight up outta the question… What about your birth dad?" Omelette asked.

Vikki blinked. "...Suddenly, I am curious about that. I was made, thanks to one of my mom's one night stands, and unplanned to boot. I should let my birth dad know that I'm doing okay."

Omelette smiled. "Then, I shall help ya with that!"

"Wait, how?" Vikki blinked.

"Hey, I can find some sources." Omelette blinked back.


Confessional: Most likely not a Wikipedia entry.

Omelette: For all I know, it can be any adult male in this Billion-Population world. The real question is… Who?

Vikki: Then again… Is it even okay to even know who my birth dad is? I'm happy now, and that is that.

Candace: Wow, Vikki is very interesting…

Nuva: Yikes… Hope Omelette doesn't do anything insane.


Schemin' Squids, Boy's Side

Currently, Ross, Xander, and Luka were playing a board game. Selena was currently sleeping in her bed, so they quietly left her alone. The game they were playing? Well…

"Total Drama Date?" Xander asked out loud. "Who are these guys?"

"Nobody that we know of." Ross examined the cards that left unused. "We got someone who looks a bit TOO Yandere, some chubby girl who I think lies a lot, some wizard dude… And Sugar."

"What are their names?" Luka questioned.

"Let's see… Sierra, Staci, Leonard..." Ross answered back.

"Somehow, I don't think this is Leonard Skinnard..." Luka commented.

"...His turn ons include invisibility cloaks, mana, and using stop spells on bullies." Ross read.

"Yep. Totally NOT Leonard Skinnard." Luka shivered.

"And in the meantime… I got this Miles gal, holmes." Xander commented, as he held up his card. "What a cutie, though not as much as Omelette."

"Hey, Ross; can I see that Leonard card?" Luka asked.

"Yeah, why?" Ross asked.

Saying nothing, she silently tore up the Leonard card.

"And done." Luka stated. "Let's see him heal up now."

Both Luka and Xander blinked in response.

"Err, how is this Total Drama related, again?" Xander asked in curiousity.

"Beats me..." Ross shrugged. "Maybe in a different universe, these guys are Total Drama contestants?"


Confessional: Hmm… Maybe?

Luka: -Is looking at a Laurie card- Then again, she looks vegan. Me, however? 100% Pescretarian. As in I eat fish.

Ross: Do I wanna know how far this Sugar gets?

Xander: No big loss in tearing that Leonard card in half. Besides, it can be put back together via scotch tape.


Schemin' Squids, Girl's Side

Selena was indeed snoring away…

"MumblemumbleCometomeEdwardmumble… Selena mumbled in her sleep.


Confessional: Yep… That happened.

Selena: And yet, the only one with a hot bod was Danny… Cheap-ass Turtles…


Flyin' Flounders, Boy's Side

The boys were watching Isaac feverishly sew together Nerdi. In Ethan's mind, however, the scene was playing differently.

Isaac, as thus everyone else, were in surgeon's scrubs. Everyone else was assisting in Nerdi's vital operation.

"Scalpel." Isaac ordered, as Maxwell gave over a scalpel. "Tweezers."

"Doc! Vitals are dropping fast." Bob said out loud.

"No… I will save this patient!" Isaac announced. "Tina? The paddles."

Tina forked over a pair of electronic paddles.

"Stand back, everyone. Ready? CLEAR!" Isaac shouted out loud, as he seemingly shocked Nerdi, hoping to keep her alive.

"Okay, vitals are back up." Maxwell stated. "Keep it up, Black Jack!"

"Okay, let's continue with the operation. Wipe!" Isaac said as Bob wiped Isaac's forehead with a rag.

"Drink! …Drink!" Whitney shouts at Ethan, bringing him back to reality.


"Huh?" the confused Ethan asked.

"You want a drink?" Whitney questioned back, holding a Yoo-Hoo.

"Oh, sure! Thanks!" Ethan answered.

The two watched Isaac sew, as the others assisted him at his work.

"Wow, you guys weren't kidding; Isaac is a pro at this." Whitney noted.

"Yeah, he is." Ethan nodded back.

"He's so sweet; wish I knew what happened to him which… Well, from what I can tell, he tends to get sad at points." Whitney noted.

"Yeah. He mentioned this Betty girl, whoever she is..." Ethan said, doing some thinking. "It has to be a friend from home, to be perfectly honest."

"I see..." Whitney nodded, as…

"Guys?" Tina said, interrupting the mood. "I think the doc fell asleep."

Indeed, Isaac was slumped over on the crate, snoozing away.

"Awww, and he was almost done, too!" Nerdi complained.

Whitney chuckled. "I'll put him to bed."

She quietly picked up Isaac from his position, and laid him down in his bed.

"Night, Isaac. Sleep well, okay?" Whitney said, patting him on the head.

"Yeah… Me and Whitney will slip out now. Night, all!" Tina replied out loud, as the two girls left the cabin.

Maxwell smiled at Tina leaving the cabin. "Night, Tina. See ya in the morn!"


Confessional: Good Night!

Maxwell: What can I say? I just adore her.

Isaac: I woke up in bed… Why would such a cutie like Whitney want with someone like me? Then again, I do adore her bandages. And her frizzy hair…


Flyin' Flounders, Girl's Side

Gina was currently doing the finishing touches of an invention she was working on. Since there were some parts left over, she was inclined to take a few parts for herself, along with the help of Hannah for the more heavier stuff.

"...Tighten the bolt here, hammer it there, and done! What do you think, girls?" Gina asked, as she stepped back from her project.

"Uh… Looks like a kotasu." Kagura noted. "Kinda like the one I have back at home."

"Buh-Buh-Buh! Looks can be deceiving, Kagura." Gina winked. "Just squeeze your legs inside."

Kagura shrugged, as she did so. In an instant, she noticed the difference.

"Well… Huh. Feels kinda… Cold." Kagura said out loud.

"Yep! It's my take on the Kotasu; in which it keeps your legs nice and cool, during the summer months! Or… If you really wanna take things to the extreme, lay your upper body under it?" Gina explained.

"Yep, it does keep you cold." Hannah nodded. "Very nice job, Kagura!"

"Yeah, hon!" Yuki added. "Everyone'll want one of these!"

Gina chuckled. "I dunno… What about anyone that don't like weebish things?"

"Eh, screw them. This is really cool, no pun intended." Kagura nodded.

Gina couldn't help but smile. "Thanks, guys."

At the table, Hannah was doing some drawing, with a smile on her face.

"Add in the tattoos, and done!" Hannah said, as she looked at her pic. Yuki took notice.

"So, who you drawing, hon?" Yuki asked.

"Just my mom." Hannah answered with a warm smile. "She's the bestest mom around!"

Yuki examined the pic, and smiled in approval.

"Huh… This is really good!" Yuki complimented. "You've ever thought about being an artist when you grow up?"

"Eh, I don't know what I may be when I grow up." Hannah shrugged. "Who knows what I may be, to be honest..."

Yuki smiled. "You still got time, sweetie."

"Yeah… I do." Hannah nodded back.


Confessional: Time waits for no man.

Yuki: Wow, Hannah's a really good artist, huh?

Hannah: I'm quite surprised with my strength, I didn't send my mom to the emergency room when I was in her womb when I was an infant.

Gina: Oh, yeah… I wonder what I should develop next…

Kagura: Okay, for those who are confused about kotasus… They're supposed to keep your legs warm. It's kinda like a blanket/table fusion. How Gina built one that cooled down your legs is beyond me…


In the middle of the night, Bob was in bed, struggling in his sleep.

"No… Not the belt… No..." Bob muttered, as his eyes shot open, and he woke in a cold sweat.

"Man… Talk about a nightmare..." Bob thought to himself, as he noticed the unfinished Nerdi on the crate.

He quietly crept outside, to where Hannah was returning back to her cabin, from using the bathroom.

"Hey, Bob!" Hannah greeted.

"Hey..." Bob muttered, sighing.

Hannah could tell that Bob was troubled.

"Bob, what's wrong?" Hannah asked out loud.

"I… had a nightmare… I rather not say what occurred in it." Bob answered back, almost looking like he wanted to cry.

But the tears never came to pass, as Hannah gently hugged her friend.

"Bob? Look at me; it's okay." Hannah said out loud. "It must have been a bad nightmare for you to almost be in tears, but trust me, you'll gonna be okay! I'm here, your friends on the team are here, all of us are here... For you… Trust me, you're gonna be okay!"

Bob noted at her words, then hugged her in return.

"Thanks, Hannah. I really needed that." Bob replied back, as in the middle of their hug, he noticed something…

Footprints going from the Dock of Shame to somewhere far off.

"Hey, those footprints over there… They don't belong to any of us, do they?" Bob asked.

"Nah, I highly doubt it." Hannah answered back. "None of us went for a swim before bed, as far as I know."

"The mystery deepens… Well, I'm going back to bed. Good night!" Bob said out loud.

Hannah smiled back at her friend. "Night, Bob."


Confessional: Awwww...

Bob: After I fell asleep, I had the same dream again… But under a different outcome, somehow. Hannah, somehow, saved me! She's pretty much the nicest person I've ever met, besides Tina and my teammates.

Hannah: All Bob needed was a little encouraging words, that's all…

Angel: Aww… So cute! Hey, had to alter Bob's dream to be something more cuter. But not the kind of cuteness I gave to Francis after what he did! Hope you enjoy a loooooonnnnnngggggg night of dreaming about Swirlix!


Mess Hall

It was the next morning, as there was something covering a box. But the attention wasn't there, but at Francis, in one of his rants.

"...Furthermore, the Dragon Type is and always be FAR more superior than your wimpy Fairy Types. Get a grip, will you? There are only 15 Types. 15. Learn to count, idiots." Francis ranted. "And if I had my way, Psychic would be Super Effective against Normal, Fire, Water, Grass..."

Xander could only groan. "What's with holmes, there?"

"Dude dreamed about some cotton candy Pokemon, whatever it's called." Quentin answered, as he looked at Tina. "Hey, Tina! You're the Nintendo Expert! What's that cotton candy Pokemon?"

"Swirlix!" Tina replied back.

"...Rock, Ground, Ice..." Francis continued.

"Yeesh, he should know that games do have new additions at times." Gina stated. "And I don't mean the NFL games, with the same teams, only different people in the roster."

"Don't I know it?" Hannah replied, as the two gave off a high five.

"In either case, what's under the sheet?" Omelette asked out loud.

"Guess that's your cue, bud." Whitney said, as she gave off a wink to Isaac, as the two stepped up, and walked to the front of the Mess Hall.

"Great, here comes a grand speech..." Francis muttered in annoyance.

"Can I have everyone's attention?" Isaac asked out loud, as most everyone turned their attention towards Isaac. "Thank you. Yesterday, Danny trashed Nerdi during yesterday's challenge."

"Gee, way to remind me..." Nuva replied back.

"And… I tried my best to fix her to the best of my abilities..." Isaac continued.

Nuva could only sigh. "I understand… You tried your best."

"However..." Isaac continued on. "...In the end, I persevered. And it's my greatest pleasure to introduce you to all..."

The sheet on the table started to move upward. It soon fell off, revealing Nerdi from underneath… Or half of her.

"...Nerdi 2.0."

Nerdi looked down at herself, as Isaac looked at the puppet.

"Nerdi. You able to hear me?" Isaac asked.

"You bet, meow!" Nerdi answered. It looked like she was back to normal. "But… What's this… funny feeling I feel?"

Isaac chuckled. "It seems… In my excitement to fix you up… Just look, buddy."

Nerdi looked at the sheet, and removed it. At that moment, her eyes went as wide as possible.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!"

She hopped off the gurney, with glee, and landed near Nuva.

"I… got legs, now?" Nerdi asked out loud. "Cool!"

"Yeah, I felt you could use some, in case any troublemakers wanted to mess with ya-" Isaac stated, as he was brought into a hug by Nuva.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Nuva cried out in pure joy, hugging Isaac tight. "I don't know how many thank yous I can muster out!"

"Hey, repairing toys is more or less my hobby, to be honest." Isaac stated. "Outside of crafting dolls, or course."

"Thank you again!" Nuva inquired, hugging Isaac even tighter.

"Can you let go now, please? Can't breathe..." Isaac struggled to say between his breath.

"Sorry… I'm just so glad that Nerdi's back, and better than ever!" Nuva replied. "And with her new legs? Not even my grandma who made her thought up that. You really outshined yourself, man!"

Isaac could only chuckled, as Whitney put a hand on Isaac's shoulder, and winked at her friend.

"Isaac, you deserve THIS, meow!" Nerdi said, as she hopped towards him, and gave off a kiss (Or close to one) on Isaac's cheek.

"Isaac, you lucky dog..." Omelette smirked.

"Ninjas are the most awesome!" Chris yelled out loud, seemingly in an argument with Hatchet.

"No, Pretty Boy! I say Pirates are the way to go! They didn't get the Scrounge of the Seas for nothing!" Hatchet argued back.

"Ninjas are fast and stealthy! Plus, they have katanas!"

"But pirates have boats and cannons! Like a true man of the sea!"

"Ninjas!"

"Pirates!"

The campers were enjoying the classic argument. Maxwell and Tina were even eating popcorn in the middle of the debate.


Confessional: Hey, at least this isn't Fox News…

Francis: What fools… Everyone knows that both ninjas and pirates are insufficient to the Spartans. And Sonic the Hedgehog.

Omelette: A Pirate vs. Ninja debate? Well, at least it's better than Team Jacob vs. Team Edward… That kind of crap people call "life-changing literature" kinda makes me gag.

Nerdi: Pirate Vs. Ninja? Please, meow! Everyone knows that kittens win the Internet, meow!


"Whatta gonna do? Whine online that ninjas don't have such quote-unquote 'awesome hair' to boot?" Hatchet sneered.

"Seriously? Going with that insult? Fine! You know what?! I ain't starting up today's challenge until you agree with me!" Chris pouted.

Omelette grinned at that. "Hot damn! A day off!"

"Yeah, well? I shall revoke Chef Squirrel's cooking privileges until you agree with me!" Hatchet added.

"What?!" Most of the campers yelled in response (With Omelette falling off her seat), as they started to argue.

"Come on, Chris! Just side with Chef on this one!" Selena pleaded. "I rather not taste his cooking!"

"Yeah, from what I understand, your tuna casserole last season grew legs, swam off, got Slender's autograph and bragged about it to my cousin!" Ross added. "Megan wouldn't shut about it for weeks!"

Everyone continued to argue, not noticing the new figure that arrived at the door. In a second, the figured inhaled.

"HEY, YOU GUYS!"

Everyone quieted down to look at the newest addition to the room. It appeared to be a teen, with crimson hair, and wearing a slightly green t-shirt, and blue scrubs. The teen also had a bandage on the cheek as well.

"What's with all the fightin' about this, huh?" The teen asked.

"He started it, Dana!" Both Chris and Hatchet yelled out, pointing at each other.

"Hey, not to interrupt anything, but… Who is she?" Ugra asked out loud, pointing at Dana.

"Right. Here's Dana, one of our newest Interns, starting her job, today!" Chris announced.

"Kiddo? I… gotta be blunt with you." Quentin commented. "You… kinda-sorta may have made a pretty poor career choice, brah."

"Eh, I needed the money." Dana shrugged back. "But as for now… What's really going on?"

"Pirate VS. Ninja debate." Maxwell answered back. "I swear, you think these two would get on a news station and argue your beliefs there."

"Well, I know the perfect way to solve THIS debate!" Dana exclaimed.

Yuki nodded in approval. "I think I know where this is going..."


Confessional: Genre Savvy, thy name is Yuki.

Dana: First day on the job, and I'm already breaking up fights... Bad move, Chris.


A few moments later, the teams were standing outside, waiting orders.

"Okay, since Chris and Hatchet are currently arguing, I decided to take charge for this challenge." Dana instructed.

"Ugh, do we really gotta listen to you?" Francis stated. "Is that against the rules, by any chance? I somehow think SO."

"Well, it does state in the Total Drama rulebook that in the event of the host or cook being unable to do their hosting duties, the first Intern that's available to, is called up to take center stage." Dana explained. "And I don't think the Squirrel to Human translator is invented yet, so Chef Squirrel's out."

"Hey, I was busy making a kotasu. Cut me a break?" Gina shrugged.

"Now, you know the deal from the Kinect Baseball challenge. A-L, you're known as the Zekes of the Shadows!"

The campers on that side shrugged their shoulders.

"And as for M-Y, you guys are known as… the Bridgettes of the Seas!" Dana explained.

"So, it's a Pirates vs. Ninjas challenge, right?" asked Luka.

"You got it! Also, you gotta dress for the occasion, so costumes are in the Arena building." Dana added.

"Cool! Maybe there'll be a Luffy cosplay!" Maxwell cheered out loud.

"After you're dressed in your best pirate or ninja wardrobes, come back here, for more information!" Dana explained. "Now, off you go!"

The campers started to run off, as Dana looked at the camera.

"And there, you have it! With the campers running off to the Arena building to dress for the challenge, who will come out supreme, and solve this debate? Find out… After the break!" Dana announced. "I could get used to this."


Along the way, Alec ran up to Candace.

"Hey, Candace? You've seen a potion vial anywhere?" Alec asked.

"No, I haven't." Candace replied back. "Why?"

"Well, I returned to the cabin before going to the challenge, and it was missing." Alec stated. "Ugh, I hope whoever has it doesn't do something stupid with it..."

"Alec, I don't think that'll happen." Candace replied back. "If I recall, only you have the knowhow of SCIENCE, or however loud you shout it."

"Yeah, and besides, what's someone gonna do? Raise the dead?" Alec asked himself.


Confessional: Yeah, like that would happen. What do you think this is, Resident Evil?

Alec: As long as that person doesn't touch the Livegive potion… It's in its experimental stages right now, and I rather not want anything to sour it. I'm planning on using it to revive dead flora life… What? My mommy likes flowers. Think of that what you will.


In a rather secluded area, Hatchet looked around.

"Come on out, pretty boy! Admit that pirates are better!" Hatchet yelled out.

"No, not until you admit that ninjas are supreme!" Chris spat out. "And I got this to prove it!"

Chris presented Hatchet with a rather green vial of liquid. The words 'Livegive' was written on the vial.

"Hey, whatta doing with Science Boy's vial?" Hatchet asked.

"Simple; you admit that ninjas are awesome, and I won't splash you. Otherwise… Who knows? You may look trollish by dark." Chris lectured.

"Never!" Hatchet replied back.

"Okay, suit yourself..." Chris said, as he spilt the contents of the potion from the vial, to which Hatchet dodged. "Come on, make it tougher on me, big guy!"

"Then come down from that tree, sissy!" Hatchet spat out.

Chris did so. "Then let's settle this score! At gaming!"

"Wait, what about the Challenge?" Hatchet asked.

"Eh, our new intern has it in the bag. Things are under control..." Chris answered back.

However, unknown to everyone, the potion seeped into the ground, and made its way into a coffin. It was labeled 'Captain Breadbeard: The Ruthless Pirate'. At that time, the coffin started to glow, as a powerful burst of light shot from the ground, leaving a giant hole. From the hole, crawled out two skeletal hands. The rest of the body followed suit, as a skeleton, dressed in pirate duds, looked around. Brandishing a rather rusty rapier, he looked up at the sky.

"YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! I LIVE!" The skeleton pirate shouted out loud.


Yep, it's clear that the campers are in trouble, now. Can they do the challenge, even with our special guest?

NEXT TIME: The campers do battle! And one of them goes home!