Wing: Alright now we are up to 12! Lovely lovely...

Red Dragon: Finally we get some F-ing screen time! What took you so long!?

Wing:Well I wanted your appearance to be awesome but If you don't wanttttttt...

Blackfire:We're fine with that! (Slaps hand over Red Dragon's mouth)

Raven: Wait...(Reads a paper) Huh another one?

Gecko: But...doesn't belong to you?

Wing: We're getting to that! Stop giving out spoilers and start the show!


We come back to Slade's hideout in an unknown location, said owner was looking at the Titan's pictures on the screens with a narrowed eye. He wanted more info about any exploitable weaknesses they could have. But he was unsure how to go about it...Hidden bugs? No they'd be detected too fast before he had anything useable...Camera? No that would also get detected far too quickly...He went through other options but they were dismissed just as quickly as the others. But he gained an idea, a wonderful awful idea that could kill two birds with one stone. A direct download with...a team. He then smirked with his eye as he typed a couple buttons on his console.

"Rose, Herxus. It's time..." Slade said simply into the com, knowing the two were rearing for the chance to prove themselves. "Oh and get the other two out of class as well." He then leaned back into his throne with an easy posture. "They will enjoy this opportunity greatly..."


"Oh come on come on come on!" Beast boy shouted as he tried to one up Cyborg on Halo...But from the sounds of it he was failing greatly. "Ah dang it ya stuck me!" An explosion went off in the game, annoying our resident mage who was trying to read in the kitchen area with a cup of her favorite herbal tea...Honestly she should have known better and stayed in her room...

This was turning out to be a very dull day for the team yet again as they all found themselves in the living room. Robin doing his usual thing and reading the newspaper at the table, Star was in the kitchen making her...Stuff, honestly not sure what that concoction is...Gecko was sitting on the floor, resting his back against the couch as he drew in his sketch book. The team was doing anything they can to pass the time, waiting for something to happen...

"An ordinance strike!?" BB shouted at a smirking Cy as he threw his controller in the air and pointed at the Cyborg accusingly. "You called an ordinance strike on me!? Dude that's overkill!"

"Hey, there's no kill quite like overkill." Cy snickered as the green bean went through his stages of anger...

"That I can attest to." A sneering voice called before something black bounced on the carpet towards the Xbox...

"...HIT THE DECK!" Cy shouted as he grabbed Gecko and Beast boy in either hand and jumped behind the couch just before the grenade detonated, sending bits of plastic and circuits everywhere. The three titan's head's popped out from over the slightly singed couch as Robin sprang up and threw his newspaper away.

"NO the xbox!" Beast boy cried tears over the ruined game system, his joy was goneeeee! All the memory of his games! His progress! ALL GONE!

"YO who has a problem with my Xbox!? I had my Gunzerker on there!" Cy shouted in anger as he readied his sonic cannon, then a purple blast erupted from the ceiling and made the titans cringe away as smoke filled the front of the room.

"I'm more of a Ps3 kinda girl anyway..." A very familiar voice called as purple glowing eyes were seen through the smoke before a smirking Blackfire came out with her starbolts at the ready.

"S-sister!?" Starfire yelled as Robin pulled out a birdarang only for a fist to collide with his jaw and send him into Raven, who was in the middle of chanting a spell.

"Ah ah ah, we aren't done with the family reunion." A 19 year-old grinned as he shook his fist after that hit to the jaw he bestowed upon the bird boy. The man had a red visor over his eyes so they couldn't see what color his eyes were, his short auburn hair...Was a rats nest, no way it could be anything else. He was also wearing a black trench coat over a red and black spandex suit. And...oddly had sandles on his feet.

"That's right...Wouldn't want Red Dragon to feel left out." Another voice deadpanned as the smoke fully cleared to reveal a white haired girl with a bandana around her head with only one eye hole in the orange part. She had black pants with steel knee pads, a skin tight tan green suit with a black tank top and black gloves. "Then he'll whine like a little girl."

"Oi! Shut your hole Ravager!" A figure dropped from the ceiling, stunning the titans as not only was there a girl version of Slade, but there was a blond and red version of Gecko here! "Sup little brother."

"Your only older by one minute Reji..." Gecko grumbled as he glared at Red Dragon. "Why are you here!? Your supposed to be in japan!" Red Dragon laughed good and loud at that.

"Wooo you really think that back water village could keep me confined for long?" Red Dragon sneered as his katana quivered in its sheath. "Oh looks like the dragon wants to play...and it isn't the only one huh?" Gecko narrowed his eyes but said nothing as his katana quivered in its sheath as well.

"The katanas-" Robin started to question suspiciously before he had to lean back from a sword swipe, the owner of the sword being Ravager. "So your connected to Slade!?" He demanded an answer from the masked villainess.

"The mask tip you off?" Ravager questioned sarcastically before she made a kick at his chest, landing with a thud and winding the bird boy before he tumbled into the halls-

"YO!" Cy's shout halted all further movement, freezing the villains in place. "Which one of yall minions-" Said minions bristled in anger. "-Blew up our Xbox!?" The cyborg brought out his sonic cannon as beast boy turned into a green leopard and growled menacingly.

"..."

"..."

"He did it." Blackfire pointed to Herxus, who blanched.

"F-ing bi-"Herxus shouted before he had to jump over a sonic blast, hanging from a lamp that swung back and forth. Then having to flip over on the kitchen counter with a great leap to avoid a green crow that swiped at his eyes. "Alright you wanna play?" He smirked as he grabbed a food bowl. "Say hello to mah little friends!" The visored villan held up bananas in each hand, confusing the heros before Cy tried to blast the weirdo with his cannon-SQUIRT-Only for his vision to be clouded by...banana.

"AH! The heck!?" Cy shouted as his shot was way off, nearly hitting Robin and Ravager in mid fight.

"Watch it!" Robin and Ravager shouted in tandem before glaring at one another, raging back into their battle with Robin delivering quick strikes with his bo staff. Ravager countered every one of his strikes with her katanas. The two fighters slowly moved into the halls. It was then Star tried to get into action, only for her sister's grinning face and glowing eyes to burst into her vision.

"Forget about me so soon?" Blackfire mocked before her eyebeams struck Star hard and hit her through the wall. "I'm insulted." She laughed before following after her little sister at high speeds through the hole.

"Friend Star-" Gecko was cut off when a chain wrapped around his neck, making him choke a bit as his brother was on the other end.

"I'm a bit insulted too Baka-Jin." Red dragon grinned before smashing the window with the butt of his sword. "So insulted I'm gonna kick your ass." He laughed a he jumped out of it, yanking Gecko off his feet and out the window with him.

"Gecko! Azarath Metrion Zin-" Raven's chanting was cut off when a smirking Herxus shoved an Apple in her mouth like a suckling pig.

"Sorry little piggy, no spells for you." Herxus bopped her on the nose with a finger, making her bristle before-SMACK-she used the physical and direct option of breaking his nose with her fist. "AH my nose! You bitch!" He held his bleeding nose as Raven smirked despite the apple gagging her. Herxus tried to get something out of his sleeve, only to have to do the matrix when BB in panther form pounced. The green bean sailed over him and landed on the counter, growling menacingly at the villan.

"Jeeze, take a chill pill." Herxus grumbled as blood went down his face, he then grinned as he grabbed something from the conveniently open fridge, BB pounced with teeth and claws at the ready-"Or some protein!" He cackled as he shoved a raw steak in BB's mouth, making the green bean morph back as he gagged horribly on his worst enemy.

"I'm gonna get you..." Cy growled as he finally got the banana out of his eyes, only to see a watermelon poised over his head. "Wha-" All he saw next where red guts as the melon was shoved on his head.


"What's your connection with Slade!?" Robin shouted as he blocked another strike with his bo staff.

"You really that curious?" Ravager smirked as they got into a blade lock, she then brought back her head and smashed it against Robin's forehead. Making him stumble back before Ravager's foot swept his feet out from under him."Well...I don't feel like telling you." His eyes widened as Ravager ran up the wall to get higher, then descended on him with her twin katanas, he rolled away just in time. Though he still got nicked by the blades...

"You fight dirty..." Robin grunted out as he got back to his feet, making Ravager smirk.

"Children are cruel..." Ravager smirked as she took her swords out of the ground. "And I'm very in touch with my inner child." She then pounced on him again.


Star was having a rough time in the sky's, shooting at her sister as she flew through a cloud to confuse her. She then took this moment to breathe a bit, her sister seems to have gotten even better at aerial battles...

"Hey sister dear!" Blackfire jeered as she tacked Starfire around the mid section and flew them out of the cloud. They tumbled through the air before Star threw her sister down to earth with a yell, then righting herself. "Taka taka taka taka!" Star yelled as she unleashed rapid fire starbolts on her sister, who smirked as she flew with ease. The starbolts exploding behind her and marking her path. Star then stopped her assault with a surprised and shocked look on her face as Blackfire simply appeared in front of her, instant transmission style with her arms crossed.

"Hey Stary, seeing as how you sent me places, only fair that I do the same for you." Blackfire smirked before she pointed at a land mass. "You see that mountain over there?"

"Actually sister that looks more like a plateAUUUUU!" Star was sent careening into the plateau with a huge crash by a kick from her sister.


Gecko growled as he used his KI to stick to the side of the tower, he ran as he threw his throwing stars at his brother, who smirked before he drew his katana and deflect them all. The two brothers seemed to be evenly matched in combat as they clashed blades at high speeds, Red Dragon's blade was glowing with a green dragon. That grew brighter and brighter with each clash of the blades, and as Red dragon's sword got brighter. So did Gecko's...

"Look at how excited they're getting huh bro!" Red Dragon sneered as they continued to trade blows. "So you told em yet? Huh?!" The other ninja cackled before he made a couple hand signs. "You'll get burned eventually!" With that Red Dragon shot fire from his mouth at Gecko, who spun around and smashed his foot into his chest with a burst of KI. Red Dragon skipped like a stone before sticking back to the wall with red KI.

"That's more like it..." Red Dragon grinned excitedly as his eyes...glowed green. His teeth seemed to sharpen a bit as he pointed his glowing sword at Gecko. "Come on! Make my blood boil!"

"Gladly!" Gecko growled as his eyes glowed...Red. His teeth also sharpening as he glared at his brother, ancient urges bubbling up as he gave out a war cry. Clashing blades with a huge crash...


Robin grimaced as the battle wasn't going in his favor, he blocked a strike from Ravager only for her other sword to slice open his cheek. He gritted his teeth as her foot smashed against the side of his knee, nearly getting his head cut off if he hadn't made her move back by throwing a birdarang at her. She fights dirty and she has more experience then he does...Shit he might be in trouble...

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

"Hm?" Ravager suddenly stopped her assault on Robin when the beeping noise started up, the boy wonder blinked in confusion as she moved back. "Already? But I was having so much fun tormenting bird boy..." She then sighed as she sheathed her swords. "Later bird brain." She then backflipped away, making sure her foot caught his chin as she went...

"Guh..." Robin held his aching jaw as his knee gave out, kneeling on the floor with his staff firmly in his hand. "Who...is she...?"


Red dragon gave out a laugh as he fired a column of flames at Gecko, only for a KI packed punch to dissipate it as he charged through. Gecko's eyes glowed a menacing red as he tried to hit Red Dragon's torso with the flat of his blade. But a grinning Red dragon yanked on something, making Gecko nearly fall off the building if he hadn't cut the ninja wire on his ankle.

"Still too soft Baka-Gecko!" Red dragon jeered as he threw some throwing knives at his brother, who deflected them. But Red Dragon's glowing green eyes appeared in his vision before Gecko found himself winded by a red KI packed fist. Red Dragon then grabbed a Kuni and tried to stab Gecko's face, only for the other to grab his wrist and stop him in a power struggle...

"Reji, we don't need to fight..." Gecko grunted as he kept the kuni from piercing his face.

"Hmph, when are you gonna take me seriously Baka-Jin?" Red Dragon growled, his green glowing eyes boring into his brother as he tried to force the quivering blade down. "You feel the compulsion to kill me, and it works vise versa. Of course you always gotta be the goody two shoes favorite!" He growled as the blade got closer to Gecko's eye.

"Its...Not like that!" Gecko roared as he won the battle of strength, moving the blade away as his forehead crashed against his brother's. Fazing him long enough so he could be sent away with a double KI packed palm thrust. "Listen to me you TEME!"

"Grr..." Red dragon growled as he held his probably bruised ribs, ready to retaliate before-

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

"Fucking hell!" Red Dragon roared as he heard the beeping from his silver belt. "Ugh this isn't over Baka-Jin, next time." Gecko's eyes widened as Red dragon cut the KI off from his feet. The thing keeping him on the side of the building gone and gravity doing its work on making the red ninja fall towards the earth, he threw some pellets on the island and a column of smoke erupted and hid him from view. When Gecko dropped down to check...he was nowhere to be found...


"I can do this all day little sister!" Blackfire laughed as she had her index fingers out, shooting starbolts from them at rapid fire. The other tameranian tried desperately to dodge them in the air, while fired from Blackfire's fingers rather then her whole hand, the starbolts were significantly faster rather then powerful. It was much like dodging bullets rather then the regular starbolts.

"Sister please! I do not wish to fight you!" Star tried as she made a star bolt collide with some of the things that BB would later dub as 'Star bullets'. Starfire dodged a few more, wondering idly in the back of her mind if she could do something like this

"Well too bad, 'cus I wanna fight. And test out something new." Blackfire smirked as she held out her hand like a pistol, purple energy compressed at the tip of her finger. The energy not being very big but Starfire could hear the humming, it was unheard of for so much energy to be compressed in such a small space..."It was called the Spirit Gun in this thing I watched, but I heard later it was an...anime? Meh, I'm gonna call it...The Star Gun." She grinned as the energy was suddenly let lose, Star eeping as she arched her body into a C to avoid the blast just a smidge...The ray went through a mountain and into the dirt, all an all it was a very powerful thing...

"Second time's the charm..." Blackfire readied another, Starfire tensed for the second blast with her starbolts at the ready-

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

"Aw man, now!?" Blackfire groaned as the beeping sounded from her belt, her arms crossed with a bit of a...pout. "Grr whatever, later sis!" She then dropped out of the sky and towards the tower, leaving her blinking sister behind.


"Get over here you skinny little-!" Cy growled as he tried to catch Herxus, who slid between his legs to avoid capture. The three heros were covered in fruit and other...stains from the villian pelting them with food. BB tried to get at him in gorilla form but he still slipped through his grip...

"Na nana na nah!" Herxus jeered before something shot out of his sleeve and wrapped around Cy's arm. "Now you get over here!" He then grinned as he yanked on his arm-POP-Cy's arm was yanked off. Making Herxus and the rest blink...

"Uh...all of you was supposed to get over here..." Herxus pointed out as he held the tied arm up like one of those fishes that hang in stores.

"It...happens sometimes dog..." Cy said awkwardly, Raven just facepalmed at this before she yanked out the apple from her mouth.

"Azarath Metrion Zinth-" Raven choked on air when she saw Herxus Judo threw Cy...over her, and he landed on her with his ton bulk. "Get...off!" She could bearly breath under Cy.

"Ha ha ha! Oh man I can't believe it's so easy!" Herxus nearly laughed his head off before having to lean back to avoid a green gorilla's strike. Apparently BB wasn't very amused by being force-fed meat, and it showed in his strikes as he tried to hit the elusive villain. "May god forgive this hand!" BB cried out in an unmanly shriek as his...Bits were crushed by Cy's hand. He fell over as he morphed back, holding his pride. Apparently that method of dispensing foes was universal, but only if they were male.

"Oh man not cool! I'll have to burn that hand dog-"

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

"Oh I'm done? Welp later." Herxus grinned at the hereos with a wave before he started running towards the window and jumped out, a black blur made him disappear from the scene.


"...Alright...what was up with that!?" Cy groaned as the team all sat on the couch, he, Rae, and BB were all covered in food. With the addition of BB holding an ice pack to his bits with a pained look.

"A glorified meat grinder..." A beat up Robin said with a scowl. "We were played with and they weren't even trying!"

"Ite...They were here for a reason, and they were also under Slade's payroll..." Gecko pointed out as he rubbed his abdomen, it was going to be bruised heavily. "I just can't figure out why they'd be here...But I know this..."

"We will see them again." Raven added softly, confirming what they all knew.

"And we shall be ready." Star finished.


"Excellent, your performance was most..." Slade said to his team as the four stood in front of him, the recording devices planted in the monitor. Where the battles that were fought earlier were being played on a loop. "Excellent."

"Great, I hope you pull up your end of the bargain, one-eye." Herxus huffed as he walked away with his hands in his pockets. "I'll find that blue bastard and put him six feet under."

"Of course, Rose get back to training." Slade ordered, Ravager nodded before lighting up a smoke. Breathing out her cancer stick as she melted into the shadows.

"We're goin back to class boss man, hope you enjoy the show." Red dragon gave the two fingered salute as he and Blackfire left the hideout, leaving Slade to watch the videos with rapt attention.

He has you now Titans...


Wing: And there you have it!

Raven:...You have a terrible work ethic don't you?

Wing:...

Gecko:...

Wing: Shut up!