This chp was changed. Esha Napoleon, thanks! XD. takers dark lover, chp 6, yeah, that would be cruel. Bad Jeffrey.. Chp 11, that's okay, hun. Thanks bunches, XD!

Christmas Shots; 2010
Chapter twelve; 'In Closing'
Rated; T/ (mentions of Edge in a thong, oiled up pretty boys, Mor stripping, & ass cream)
Pairing; Jedam, Matt/Jay, Ted/Cody, JeriMiz, DX maybe, Centon maybe.
Set-up; Just Superstars being random.

The Superstars were all warm and fuzzy as another holiday season came to a close. Those lovable Hardys were both poking and prodding at Edge as he stood in all his glory in just a tiny black thong.

The statuesque blonde beauty screeched and tried to cover his long lean body as Hardy fingers poked at his delicate areas.

"Stop! I am not for on display! Jay, help me!" Adam whined.

Jeff merely giggled. "Matt can keep ole Jay busy." He said, scooping the blonde up bridal style, licking his lips. "Tonight, you are all mine."

Adam sighed and wrapped his hands around Jeff's neck. "Oh, whatever shall I do..?" He smiled. He didn't mind one bit.

Matt shook his head. "I don't know, guys. I can't find our.. you know..?" He muttered.

"What, Matty? What?" Jeff asked.

"Our stuff.. the stuff.. the.." Matt lowered his voice inconspicuously. "Ass cream."

"Mhm." Jeff nodded. "I'm sure it'll turn up."

Jericho stood there being awesome as Miz worshipped at his mentor's feet. He was in Michelle Mizanin garb without the trashy wig, one leg curled under him and the other stretched out, both covered with fishnet stockings. He wore those platform white shoes and cut off jeans shorts so short they left little to any imagination and his black Fozzy shirt was tied up.

"Am I done worshipping yet, my King..?" He purred.

Jericho straightened his shoulders. "You'll know."

Miz slouched. "What is that supposed to even mean..?"

"I.. uh.. Just keep worshipping, junior." Jericho continued his proud stance as Miz sighed and continued to worship.

Punk sat on the couch, cuddling his Diet Pepsi protectively as Morrison's head lay in his lap. Mor was tired from stripping to holidays songs on a pole wrapped with garland and bows. He had gotten majorly tangled up in them and fell hard on his hip. He'd have a bruise later. Punk glared at Randy and Cena. Those arrogant crew-cuts that always attacked his soda.

Cena's bubble butt was busy being made fun of, even by Orton, who pointed and laughed at how it just was round and.. bubbly.

"I think it's growing.. damn.." A still pantless Randy started to poke at it, but his hand was smacked away.

"Maybe all of Santa's gifts were carried in there." Hunter laughed.

"You have no room to talk!" Cena folded his arms dramatically.

"Please, my ass is perfect. We can have an ass-off right here." Hunter said, undoing his pants.

Cena held out his hands defensively. "No thanks."

"No, I'll show you." Hunter turned around and pulled down his pants, wiggling his naked ass.

HBK then sprinted up, out of breath. "Oh, come on! Without me? Jeez!" He stomped at the missed opportunity and stalked away as Hunter pulled up his pants.

"Now, Shawn, it's not like that.." Hunter explained, going after HBK.

Ted and Cody were oiling each other up in the corner. The oil was peppermint flavor because that was festive. They rubbed their hands all over each other's slippery half-naked bodies, fingers roaming slick skin. No one knew why or bothered to ask, it was just fun to watch.

Matt had abandoned Adam and Jeff to find Jay. He picked up a large white container on the table with a big red bow tied around it and smirked. "Hey, Christian! I found the ass cream! It's gonna be a Merry Christmas after all!"

I think it's kinda stupid & as least festive as possible.. & I wouldn't want to end with it.. but I've had to dig something out of the dark corners of my mind spur of the moment. I'm too afraid to keep posted what I had just in case someone sees it and decides to be mean. I tried to stay true to the original. You can find it on my L J, just look for the Christmas Shots tag. Miz got to be in drag this time. It was inspired by the Michelle Mizanin outfit during that Tough Enough thing. The original last ANs- This was my last chapter. After all, after Christmas I don't see the point in having anymore Christmas-themed one shots (shrugs). I may pick this back up next year tho.. maybe.. but that's still a whole 365 days away. ;P Originally I didn't wanna go w/ Cena's bubble-butt, but I had nothing else. I'm not a huge Cena mark.. but his ass is impressive. Oily Legacy boys prolly fall under the same for me.. eh.. Edge in a thong would so make up for everything, lulz! Thanks to everyone that read, faved, reviewed, etc; I appreciate it so very much! XD! & after this I can stop worrying about deadlines & get back on my other shit. Merry Christmas, y'all! Bah humbug & goodnight! ;D