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Chapter 12 everyone enjoy and R&R? what is the meaning of this? anyway Chow! (\W (\
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The girls screamed as something fell into the hot spring, which they were still soaking in. Some of the girls immediately sprang to grab their favorite weapons, while the others hurried to cover themselves up. There were two blondes, one raven-haired girl, and then Valka. One of the blondes reached for her double-headed axe and the other blonde grasped a large hammer.
After they hastily wrapped towels around themselves, Valka and the black haired girl reached for their personal weapons. The black-haired girl held twin throwing hatchets while Valka reached for her long dagger and some throwing knifes in case of out-of-range targets or in case her opponent was running.
"If this is one of those perverts, I swear I'm going skin them alive and gut them like a fish!" threatened the blonde girl, battle-axe in hand.
"Oh let me help you with that, Phlegma, and I'm going to cut the thing that between their legs so the other men get the message and never mess with us!" supplied the other blonde-haired girl, her hair was so light in color that it was almost white.
After hearing that last comment Stoick, Alvin, and Gobber felt a shiver run down their spines and held their breath, staying still and waiting for a chance to get away.
"Or we can make their life a miserable Hell until they die." suggested the black haired girl, holding her hatchets, ready to throw them.
When the steam cleared away and the intruder slowly surfaced, the group of women paused and eased their hostile stances when their eyes met a boy that they had never encountered before, well in everyone's case except for Valka's. Instantly recognizing the boy, or should she say: MAN of her dreams, she immediately stepped in front of the other girls, arms splayed in a defensive gesture.
"Wait! I know this guy!" Valka yelled, and the three other girls look at her incredulously, dropping their stance further.
"What do you mean you know this guy?" Phlegma demanded, her shining battle-axe still lingering in her hands, ready to chop any threat on sight.
"Yeah, I know him! He's the one I told you about this morning!" Valka said to her friends. She then turned to Hiccup, noticing his closed eyes and limp posture. 'He must be unconscious,' she decided, and seeing this, she immediately threw down her weapons and pulled Hiccup to the edge of the spring, laying him gently against its rough surface.
The other girls took a good look at the stranger, noticing his charm and good looks, even while just lying there. None could question Valka's motives for falling for him; he was handsome for crying out loud! Valka suddenly had an idea. With Hiccup being out cold, this might have been the perfect opportunity!
"I don't think he's breathing! Someone has to give him a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! And because it was my idea, and because I was the first one he met, I'm going to do it!" Valka said cheerfully, puckering up her lips, ready to ravage Hiccup's lips, only to be stopped by someone's hand.
"Hey wait a minute! Why are so sure he needs that? Valka, I can clearly see his chest is rising and falling." Said Phlegma, pointing on Hiccup's chest and hearing his breath: "Were you going to take advantage of him? Valka, we know you're better than that!" she scolded, and Valka looked down, ashamed. She slowly turned away from her friends and the unconscious Hiccup.
Unbeknownst to her, while her back was on them, Phlegma was trying to continue where her friend had left on the 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation'. She was stopped by the other two, who wanted to do it just as badly as she did, and the three had a silent but violent argument as to who was going to get the honor of touching Hiccup's lips with their own.
While this was going on, Stoick, Alvin, and Gobber were watching the four girls silently, flabbergasted by the three arguing over who was going to do it, while Valka was sulking. The three men couldn't believe it! Four girls were fighting (well three for now) over who was going to give Hiccup a mouth-to-mouth! They were praying to whichever god was watching, wishing they were in Hiccup's shoes.. Err... shoe, right now, or maybe they could ask Hiccup what his secret was to get girls to go head-over-heels for him.
"You're right, Phlegma. I shouldn't be like this. I can't just take advantage of Hiccup like th-" Valka said, and turn to look at her friends to show them that she understood what they meant. All that was thrown in the wind when she saw her three friends and inching closer to Hiccup, especially Phlegma. She'd been tricked, and sprung into action by pushing the three girls away from Hiccup.
"Hey! I thought it was wrong to take advantage of someone who's unconscious!" Valka exclaimed to her friends, who were getting on their feet, only to sit back down beside Hiccup.
"Yeah it is, but if said 'someone' is like him!" Phlegma said, pointing to Hiccup. "I'm gonna do it, so…" she leaned in and tried again, but was yet again halted by not just two, but three of her friends holding her back. They struggled to get closer to Hiccup, and even tried to pull the fur towels that wraps around each other, only to freeze after hearing a small groaned noise. Four pairs of eyes looked to Hiccup.
He was starting to wake up, and their hope to score on him was finally gone, much to their disappointment. They all glared each other, and blaming each other. Hiccup's eyes fluttered, and he put up a hand to block the sunlight that had temporarily blinded him. He sat up and rubbed his head where he was hit, looking around, sleepy and oblivious to the four girls behind him.
"Ugh, what happened, and what in Thor's name hit me?" Hiccup asked himself, trying to remember the last thing he saw when he was startled by Valka's voice:
"You hit your head and lost consciousness when you fell into the spring." She said, while still holding Phlegma on her right arm and while holding the other blonde girl on her left.
With a yelp, Hiccup turned around, but that was a bad idea. Upon seeing what was in front of him, he yelped again and turned around and muttering: "I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything. I didn't see anything." He was panicked, of course, and who could blame him? He just saw four half-naked girls in a rather uncomfortable and embarrassing position that men should not see.
Phlegma was under Valka, holding her head next to her chest while Valka's arms were on the other blonde, and her legs were on the raven haired girl's head. Looking down, they realized why Hiccup had turned around so quickly, and they struggled to untangle themselves and get into the water so Hiccup wasn't forced to see many things that shouldn't be seen.
After they got into the spring and only their heads could be seen, Valka was the one who broke the tension, greeting Hiccup cheerfully again like the previous night and the following morning and even the time he disappeared.
"Hi, Hiccup! It's weird seeing you here, huh?" Valka said, and a long pause and awkward silence surround the four young women. A shy, flushed face- Hiccup-still had his back turned to them, shifting nervously on his position. The four young women couldn't bear the silence anymore, so they prompted Valka to ask Hiccup another question or just to break the awkward silence in anyway she could.
"So Hiccup, what are you doing here?" Valka asked dreamily, half-daydreaming while the others were as well. They tried to look more attractive, and Stoick, Alvin, and Gobber very much wanted to be Hiccup right then, especially Stoick, because of what Valka was doing right then. Hiccup replied nervously and afraid to turn around, because he thought to the girls would kill him on sight if he answered this wrong, so he needed to think carefully if he wanted himself and Toothless to go back to their own time alive. The sooner he thought of an excuse and got away from the spring, and the sooner they found Dialga, the better.
"Huh? Uh, I was looking for a suitable place to take a…bath? Yeah, that's it looking for. Some private place with a stream or a small pond or a spring like you girls are in." Hiccup said, hoping and praying to any gods who would listen to him to make the girls behind him let him go.
Upon hearing this, the girls looked at each other, silently agreeing on something, and after a minute of silent conversation, they turned their attention back to Hiccup.
"You know, if you want to take a bath, you can join us," said the other blonde girl seductively.
"Yeah, Maddie's right. This spring is really big. It can fit five people, you know," said the black haired girl with purring voice that made Hiccup feel a shiver, and his need to get away from there increased dramatically.
Before he could reply, Phlegma cut in: "Maddie and Penelope are right! You can join us, and we can help you rub your back!" Phlegma said with the same seductive tone as Maddie, and looked at Hiccup with a predatory stare that make dragon rider feel another shiver running down his spine. However, curiosity was prevailing in Phlegma's mind, and she asked every question that ran through her head. Just like Valka, she too was curious of how Hiccup got here and fell from above them.
"Hiccup if you don't mind," Phlegma spoke shifting a little to see that he was listening, but to also make sure that he didn't see anything. He gave her an approving nod. "How did you get here? And why were you in the trees above us?" This made Hiccup stiffen up for a moment, but he then relaxed because he quickly thought of an excuse. He recalled a similar incident.
Before he became chief, his father took him to one of the Gatherings with his only friend and fellow heir, Thuggory of the Meathead tribe. Thuggory invited Hiccup and the rest of the other heirs to a 'bonding activity,' which means follow the sexy, pretty, and beautiful girls and watch them taking a bath or swimming. And when they had been caught, the only excuse that they told to the enraged girls/young women was: They were hunting or exploring and then they had been attacked by boars or dragons, and had climbed a tree to escape them.
"Well, like I said, I was just looking a stream or small pond to take a bath in, and the next thing I knew, I was being chased by THREE WILD BOARS, so I climbed the nearest tree that I could find and stayed there until the boars LEFT. But then the branch I was hanging on just snapped, and then I was here." Hiccup explained, and the girls didn't notice when he raised his voice on the word 'left' and 'three wild boars,' the signal for Stoick and the other two to leave, now. They obliged, Stoick nodding thanks to Hiccup and following Alvin and Gobber back to the village, completely unseen, except by a certain Night Fury hanging around in the trees.
"Well if that's the case, you can stop your search now and you can join us, Hiccup." Valka said excitedly, and the three other girls grinned. However, Hiccup, after seeing his father and his friends leave that made him desperate to escape. He knew something would go wrong.
"Uh, thank you, but no thank you. I'll just keep looking. I'm not comfortable having a bath with opposite gender, and I must be disturbing your bath time, so... later." With that said, Hiccup made his escape, not waiting for any of them to argue or beg him to stay. Toothless followed his best friend and rider quietly in the direction of the beach. They both knew that they would be searching for Dialga by now if they didn't get sidetracked.
A few minutes of walking lead them far away from the spring, and Toothless climbed down, right to Hiccup's side, looking at his friend's red face. Hiccup notice his scaly friend staring at him with mischievous glint in the dragon's eyes.
"What? Why are you looking at me like that?" Hiccup asked, his face still a vibrant shade of red, while Toothless just shook his head and let out a draconic laugh. He kept walking, leaving a confused and irritated Hiccup not far behind him.
"Yeah, go ahead! Laugh it up! I wonder what your reaction would be if your own younger mother started showing affection or admiration for you!" Hiccup exclaimed, keeping up with the Night Fury. Said dragon just kept laughing, and started searching the beach.
After hours of searching, and the sun was setting, painting the sky orange and purple, with a hint of reddish, but still no Dialga. The duo kept walking the shore, and saw the final cave, the only one that they hadn't searched yet.
"Well bud this is the last cave. I really hope Dialga is in here," Hiccup said tiredly to Toothless, who was, like his rider, hoping and praying to the Dragon of the sun and the Dragoness of the moon that they find the dragon that can help them to go back to the future.
With a sniff, Toothless smelt something familiar and pushed Hiccup with his head to move forward: "Okay, okay I'm going. Cross your claws bud." Hiccup said jokingly, and Toothless gave him a look that said: 'Really? Cross my claws? You're lucky I'm too tired to whack you with my tail, Hiccup.' Hiccup just let out a short chuckle and walked into the cave. After thirty minutes had past, they saw a faint, glowing light at the end of the cave, and they glanced at each other one last time, just like they did earlier, and kept walking. When they reach the end of the tunnel, they saw it.